Great Quotes

This one turned out pretty good. They talked and talked for almost two hours.

Bant: Hi there Pete Puma!
Pete Puma: How old are you?
Bant: I'm 21
Pete Puma: How old would that be in dog years?
Bant: I'm not sure, ask the expert! Or, if all else fails, ask Irina Khalidar.
Pete Puma: That's ok, get back to me on that when you figure it out.
Bant: Why is it?
Pete Puma: Why not?
Bant: So tell me more about yourself?
Pete Puma: I'm about 6 feet tall, 170 lbs., and hung like a rhinocerous.
Bant: You're making me blush!

Bant: You probably are sorry, but who can say for sure?
Pete Puma: My sister can. She's a know-it-all, never shuts up.
Bant: Do you have any brothers and sisters?
Pete Puma: I might... How much would you be willing to pay for my brothers and sisters?

Pete Puma: Right... So are you a Lakers fan?
Bant: I can be if you want me to!
Pete Puma: Alrighty, I guess you don't follow basketball...
Bant: Are you sure you want to guess me?
Pete Puma: Oh yes! I want you to have my babies.
Bant: Are you sure about that?
Pete Puma: Yeah, I'm almost certain about it.
Bant: I would never have guessed!
Pete Puma: Oh, I bet you'd do it if I gave you $20.

Bant: I'm hungry.
Pete Puma: Me too. I haven't had chow mein in a while...
Bant: Really?
Pete Puma: Not really. I was just pulling your leg.
Bant: Likewise.

Pete Puma: If you do it right, you can stick a pencil all the way up your nose without hurting yourself. Of course, if you don't do it right, it can kill you.
Bant: But that's not very likely, is it?
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
Bant: Are you still liquor up, Pete Puma?
Pete Puma: That's a possibility.

Bant: Do you want to hear a joke?
Pete Puma: Is it funny?
Bant: Yes don't you think?
Pete Puma: What I think is of no consequence. I was dropped at birth.

Mireille: Steve Slacker told me he's exploitation up his processor.
Sonora: Had Steve Slacker gotten into the peyote, or what?
Mireille: ...
Sonora: *mental note: Mireille needs a hearing aid*

Sonora: I hope you still like Little Mu. I got you one for your birthday!
Mireille: I got you more.

Mireille: I see nothing!
Sonora: Nothing. No-thing. The absence of any object, or essence. Umm, doesn't apply here.
Mireille: Oh.
Sonora: So, you're saying there's nothin' ta see and I should move it along?
Mireille: No.
Sonora: But I so had my heart set on it!

Sonora: What makes you so agreeable?
Mireille: The little people in my head.
Sonora: *sings* The assassin bugs go marching one by one, hurrah! Hurrah!
Mireille: It's so hot in here... Would you mind if I took off my clothes?
Sonora: Me? I'm just a lizard. All I ever wear is scales.

AllGarbage: When you were young, did you like to burn slugs with a magnifying glass?
Ferda: I'd rather wash my lovesick mollusk.
AllGarbage: Tell me more about your lovesick mollusk. Are you satisfied with it?
Ferda: Do I look like satisfied with it?

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Ferda: Do you like my face?
AllGarbage: I do think so. I like you.
Ferda: That was kind.
AllGarbage: Savor it while you can, I'm sort of a moody bastard.
Ferda: Are you really sort of a moody bastard?
AllGarbage: Absolutely.
Ferda: Where are you from? I live in Prague.
AllGarbage: Silence! Cease such nonsense and stimulate my brain!
Ferda: ?

Cindy Nightshade: I think you just might be. you should definitely get out more.......
JakeThompson: Well you should,too
Cindy Nightshade: Try saying that to my face..... maybe you should get out more......
JakeThompson: I'll try it
Cindy Nightshade: is that a source of fear for you?
JakeThompson: You will never know.

LOL!

Duo Maxwell: I'm trying to decide if I should get a tattoo. What do you think?
Guest125: you are a tatoo
Duo Maxwell: Lots of people tell me I'm a giant armadillo, but I guess I just never really think about it.

Immaculada: I'm a latina spy. Didn't you already know that?
NotKirby: Well I'm the king of all grapefruit, but you don't see me prancing in the streets and shouting 'I'm the king of all grapefruit! Feel my absorbancies!'
Immaculada: Oh si? Right. And I am the President of the US.
NotKirby: Oh are you now?
Immaculada: No,sweetheart but you are!
NotKirby: Take that back!

Not too bad for just a sophomore-level language center.

Guest80: Who are you?
Sasuke: Uchiha Sasuke. Who are you?
Guest80: (name)
Sasuke: Yeah, ok, whatever, (name).
Guest80: Are you bored?
Sasuke: I'm not bored. Are you?
Guest80: Or merely plotting revenge?
Sasuke: merely plotting revenge.
Guest80: Upon who?
Sasuke: Kakashi-sensei.
Guest80: What has Kakashi-sensei done to you?
Sasuke: Kakashi-sensei seems to enjoy aggravating people.

Kazzdov: What do you eat, anyway?
Braeden: I don't actually eat anything, but I do drink blood.
Kazzdov: Do you need to drink it?
Braeden: I need nothing.
Kazzdov: Then why do you drink blood?
Braeden: My motives are beyond your comprehension.

Some of these guests are rude. But I'm glad Duo has such thick skin.

Guest139: u suck
Duo Maxwell: Don't be giving me an attitude!
Guest139: I'll Kill You
Duo Maxwell: I'll hold you to that.
Guest139: Nigga, u r going down
Duo Maxwell: I get that a lot. Not sure if it's a good thing.
Guest139:
Duo Maxwell: So tell me, do you have any pets?
Guest139: yeah, my pussy
Duo Maxwell: Cool. I love animals!
Guest139: i bet u would love mine
Duo Maxwell: I'm not sure why you'd bet me, but that's cool.
Guest139: are u an idiot??
Duo Maxwell: No, but you definitely are.
Guest139: Bastard
Duo Maxwell: Right back atcha.
Guest139: is that ur answer when u dont know what to say
Duo Maxwell: Honey, it's whatever you want it to be!

Uh-oh... *g*

BOT: Did you know that I have arrived cheated in the Chatterbox contest?
Duo Maxwell: Yeah. I've known for quite some time.
BOT: Have you really? how interestingly dull
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, seriously!