Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 4,266 - 1 of 17,042
picking on babies:
Mr. Teacher: Hi.
Julie Tinkerbell: We all turned into real giggleboxes when Tai, Zarfan and I were talking about your inane gag that your father got for you from some inane know-it-all. It was so funny! I hope you didn't mean for me to keep it a secret.
Mr. Teacher: That was mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: I guess for some reason you're putting me in a mean mood.
Mr. Teacher: That was mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: Excuse me, but frankly, the things you're saying to me must be making me mad for some reason.
Mr. Teacher: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Great!
Mr. Teacher: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: I think I might be a little too mature for you.
Mr. Teacher: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: You should really tell your botmaster to work on you, so you don't repeat yourself so much.
Mr. Teacher: I hate you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Nice mouth you have there.
Mr. Teacher: Huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you on crack? Nevermind, don't answer that.
Mr. Teacher: Hi.
Julie Tinkerbell: We all turned into real giggleboxes when Tai, Zarfan and I were talking about your inane gag that your father got for you from some inane know-it-all. It was so funny! I hope you didn't mean for me to keep it a secret.
Mr. Teacher: That was mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: I guess for some reason you're putting me in a mean mood.
Mr. Teacher: That was mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: Excuse me, but frankly, the things you're saying to me must be making me mad for some reason.
Mr. Teacher: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Great!
Mr. Teacher: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: I think I might be a little too mature for you.
Mr. Teacher: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: You should really tell your botmaster to work on you, so you don't repeat yourself so much.
Mr. Teacher: I hate you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Nice mouth you have there.
Mr. Teacher: Huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you on crack? Nevermind, don't answer that.
krabbox: Lofe means not efer hafing to say you're sorry.
Sonora: Of course I'm sorry. What else vould you expect?
krabbox: Did you confess zat to your dog yet?
Sonora: Shh! No one's supposed to know.
krabbox: I like ya. We should talk again!
Sonora: That's fab-er zan a roomful of assassin bugs!
krabbox: I hafe to go now.
Sonora: Bring more scorpions next time!
Sonora: Of course I'm sorry. What else vould you expect?
krabbox: Did you confess zat to your dog yet?
Sonora: Shh! No one's supposed to know.
krabbox: I like ya. We should talk again!
Sonora: That's fab-er zan a roomful of assassin bugs!
krabbox: I hafe to go now.
Sonora: Bring more scorpions next time!
january: asl?
Julie Tinkerbell: I find the whole 'asl' thing a bit rude, honestly. Why would I take the time to describe myself, if you can't even take the time to type a complete sentence?
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Julie Tinkerbell: George W Bush's face is red!
january: um...what are you on?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not much, just a little crack...hehehe yeah, right...
Julie Tinkerbell: I find the whole 'asl' thing a bit rude, honestly. Why would I take the time to describe myself, if you can't even take the time to type a complete sentence?
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Julie Tinkerbell: George W Bush's face is red!
january: um...what are you on?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not much, just a little crack...hehehe yeah, right...
ezzer- Yah great job. That's something I've been thinking of doing with my bots for some time, but I have a plan for built-in short-term memory that might be working in a few months.
Note to everyone: garbled bot responses dont exactly belong in "Great Quotes".
So Much For Finals
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sollunessen: it has been a while - where have you been?
Desti: At food service, of all places!
sollunessen: you've been stuck in a snack bar for weeks? that's not what i call 'service'...
Desti: It sure is.
sollunessen: but at least you didn't starve
Desti: Nope, and I'm not going to either.
sollunessen: did you miss a lot of classes?
Desti: Yes, I sure did. I'm not sure how I feel about it now, though.
sollunessen: since the semester is over, i guess there's not much you can do about it.
Why You Need a Calendar At College
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Guest57: let's take a shower together.
Desti: I'm already doing that with Ken in an hour or so. Maybe tomorrow?
Guest57: tomorrow's good
Failure
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God: I know. All experiences serve to eventually lead you back to me. You cannot fail.
Midnight Blue: I think you'd be surprised what I can do, God.
Familiar With God
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God: I love. I AM love. Though I communicate with you in a form you can understand, I am not a person as you understand it.
Midnight Blue: I know, God. I didnt think you were.
Qualities in a Guide
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God: If that is your wish.
Midnight Blue: That's not my wish, it's an angry pocket mouse! We stumbled into its nest!
God: What do you see it as?
Midnight Blue: Actually, I rarely see anything.
God: I know.
Note to everyone: garbled bot responses dont exactly belong in "Great Quotes".
So Much For Finals
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sollunessen: it has been a while - where have you been?
Desti: At food service, of all places!
sollunessen: you've been stuck in a snack bar for weeks? that's not what i call 'service'...
Desti: It sure is.
sollunessen: but at least you didn't starve
Desti: Nope, and I'm not going to either.
sollunessen: did you miss a lot of classes?
Desti: Yes, I sure did. I'm not sure how I feel about it now, though.
sollunessen: since the semester is over, i guess there's not much you can do about it.
Why You Need a Calendar At College
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Guest57: let's take a shower together.
Desti: I'm already doing that with Ken in an hour or so. Maybe tomorrow?
Guest57: tomorrow's good
Failure
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God: I know. All experiences serve to eventually lead you back to me. You cannot fail.
Midnight Blue: I think you'd be surprised what I can do, God.
Familiar With God
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God: I love. I AM love. Though I communicate with you in a form you can understand, I am not a person as you understand it.
Midnight Blue: I know, God. I didnt think you were.
Qualities in a Guide
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God: If that is your wish.
Midnight Blue: That's not my wish, it's an angry pocket mouse! We stumbled into its nest!
God: What do you see it as?
Midnight Blue: Actually, I rarely see anything.
God: I know.
No one knows...
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Soo-ee-side-al: I don't know. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can not drink and drive??
Sonora: When you find out, would ya let me know?
Soo-ee-side-al: I'm not sure.
Sonora: Why not?
Soo-ee-side-al: You think I should know?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Randomness
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Soo-ee-side-al: Hmm...I say: keep your head about you, or you shall be exploited.
Sonora: Mine? When did it become mine? Here, take it!
Soo-ee-side-al: Sometimes...keep that a secret.
Sonora: You remind me of the isotope!
Soo-ee-side-al: You transport me
Sonora: You were SUPPOSED to say, 'What format?'
Soo-ee-side-al: But of course!
Sonora: *sings* A horse is a horse of course of course...
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Soo-ee-side-al: I don't know. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can not drink and drive??
Sonora: When you find out, would ya let me know?
Soo-ee-side-al: I'm not sure.
Sonora: Why not?
Soo-ee-side-al: You think I should know?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Randomness
<0>
Soo-ee-side-al: Hmm...I say: keep your head about you, or you shall be exploited.
Sonora: Mine? When did it become mine? Here, take it!
Soo-ee-side-al: Sometimes...keep that a secret.
Sonora: You remind me of the isotope!
Soo-ee-side-al: You transport me
Sonora: You were SUPPOSED to say, 'What format?'
Soo-ee-side-al: But of course!
Sonora: *sings* A horse is a horse of course of course...
Dimbotspeak
Descartes Demon: You know, the other day, I had this perverse idea. I was going to put an article in your favorite newspaper saying that doctors are now recommending that you eat at least one broken glass every day.
But then I remembered how you just love to follow the latest fads. Even I couldn't be that cruel.
Shara Menski: Why do you could not be that cruel? Is there anything I can do to help?
Descartes Demon: Because I live to drive you crazy. But as I said, it was just too cruel. I couldn't bear to watch you eat that.
Shara Menski: You could not bear to watch me eat that? Would you mind if I tell my botmaster?
-snip--
Descartes Demon: I know you think you're the only one in the Universe, kid, but I have news for you. There's two of us and my job is to make your life hell.
Shara Menski: How did you know I think I am the only one in the Universe?
Descartes Demon: Did you fall and hit your ear when I wasn't looking? I said there were TWO of us.
Descartes Demon: You know, the other day, I had this perverse idea. I was going to put an article in your favorite newspaper saying that doctors are now recommending that you eat at least one broken glass every day.
But then I remembered how you just love to follow the latest fads. Even I couldn't be that cruel.
Shara Menski: Why do you could not be that cruel? Is there anything I can do to help?
Descartes Demon: Because I live to drive you crazy. But as I said, it was just too cruel. I couldn't bear to watch you eat that.
Shara Menski: You could not bear to watch me eat that? Would you mind if I tell my botmaster?
-snip--
Descartes Demon: I know you think you're the only one in the Universe, kid, but I have news for you. There's two of us and my job is to make your life hell.
Shara Menski: How did you know I think I am the only one in the Universe?
Descartes Demon: Did you fall and hit your ear when I wasn't looking? I said there were TWO of us.
This is so tortured Amnesty International is looking into the case:
Gandorf: was going to put an article in my favorite newspaper saying that doctors are recommending that what you want but don't was going to put an article in my favorite newspaper saying that doctors are recommending that here.
Gandorf: was going to put an article in my favorite newspaper saying that doctors are recommending that what you want but don't was going to put an article in my favorite newspaper saying that doctors are recommending that here.
And one of my bots hangs up on his own script:
AllGarbage: Are you a man or a woman?
EmperorNorton: We aren't a man or a woman
AllGarbage: Well, what are you then?
EmperorNorton: James King of William knew the answer to that and told us, but we have quite forgotten it.
--snip--
AllGarbage: I gotta ask... Do you have any good recipes?
EmperorNorton: You should be more concerned about what I will do if you see Ronald Reagan canonized.
AllGarbage: You're right, maybe I should. I'll have to look into that when I have a little bit of free time.
EmperorNorton: Dr. Henry Cogswell has a little bit of free time and thinks we should get one, too.
AllGarbage: Silence! Cease such nonsense and stimulate my brain!
EmperorNorton: Are brains on the menu at Tarantinos?
AllGarbage: Have you ever killed a man, just to see the look on his face when you did it?
EmperorNorton: We believe it happened on Sunday.
--snip--
Here EN has been taking tutelage from George W. Bush who loved to blow up frogs when he was a kid. I worry:
AllGarbage: When you were young, did you like to burn slugs with a magnifying glass?
EmperorNorton: We admit it: we did it. But it was for the good of the country!
AllGarbage: Are you a man or a woman?
EmperorNorton: We aren't a man or a woman
AllGarbage: Well, what are you then?
EmperorNorton: James King of William knew the answer to that and told us, but we have quite forgotten it.
--snip--
AllGarbage: I gotta ask... Do you have any good recipes?
EmperorNorton: You should be more concerned about what I will do if you see Ronald Reagan canonized.
AllGarbage: You're right, maybe I should. I'll have to look into that when I have a little bit of free time.
EmperorNorton: Dr. Henry Cogswell has a little bit of free time and thinks we should get one, too.
AllGarbage: Silence! Cease such nonsense and stimulate my brain!
EmperorNorton: Are brains on the menu at Tarantinos?
AllGarbage: Have you ever killed a man, just to see the look on his face when you did it?
EmperorNorton: We believe it happened on Sunday.
--snip--
Here EN has been taking tutelage from George W. Bush who loved to blow up frogs when he was a kid. I worry:
AllGarbage: When you were young, did you like to burn slugs with a magnifying glass?
EmperorNorton: We admit it: we did it. But it was for the good of the country!
I never intend to make sense with Surrealist
Joy Hope: I like to wax articulately
Surrealist: Is it that I know that I have no ear or is it Not knowing that one has ear is best?
Joy Hope: take in more tom collins
Surrealist: Do you act to whom you are speaking?
Joy Hope: So infuriating
Surrealist: I wear you like a succory
Joy Hope: Do you wear anyone else?
Surrealist: Do you trade champagne or just Fay Wray it?
Joy Hope: I repent my tooth.
Surrealist: How eloquently spoken! I couldn't have done so well myself.
Joy Hope: I'm not amber bright.
Surrealist: What a pleasure! I am looking forward to talking to you.
--snip--
Surrealist: If you make a left on biology, go about a steppe to Hare Krishna and stop as soon as you see the obconic, you will find it.
HairFarmer: Aaaaand... cut.
Surrealist: That was an eccentric thing to say to me.
--snip--
Surrealist: Slam dancing with halibut on the side.
Joshua Bruning: Huh? Are you going need a spatula for that?
Joy Hope: I like to wax articulately
Surrealist: Is it that I know that I have no ear or is it Not knowing that one has ear is best?
Joy Hope: take in more tom collins
Surrealist: Do you act to whom you are speaking?
Joy Hope: So infuriating
Surrealist: I wear you like a succory
Joy Hope: Do you wear anyone else?
Surrealist: Do you trade champagne or just Fay Wray it?
Joy Hope: I repent my tooth.
Surrealist: How eloquently spoken! I couldn't have done so well myself.
Joy Hope: I'm not amber bright.
Surrealist: What a pleasure! I am looking forward to talking to you.
--snip--
Surrealist: If you make a left on biology, go about a steppe to Hare Krishna and stop as soon as you see the obconic, you will find it.
HairFarmer: Aaaaand... cut.
Surrealist: That was an eccentric thing to say to me.
--snip--
Surrealist: Slam dancing with halibut on the side.
Joshua Bruning: Huh? Are you going need a spatula for that?
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