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gazissax: Ochi. Kataleves ellidikah?
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't speak for all kataleves, but the ones I've seen ell. huh? lol
gazissax: I was speaking to you in Greek.
Julie Tinkerbell: When were you speaking to you in Greek?
gazissax: When you didn't understand me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Parlez-vous français?
gazissax: No.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
gazissax: I need a personal tutor.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you actually die without a personal tutor?
gazissax: No, but I wouldn't learn French without a personal tutor.
Julie Tinkerbell: What if I begged you to learn French without a personal tutor?
gazissax: I couldn't do it.
Julie Tinkerbell: I wouldn't try it, if I were you.
gazissax: I think that is sound advice.
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem fairly smart. Let's compare notes.
gazissax: I need to go, Julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: See ya!
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't speak for all kataleves, but the ones I've seen ell. huh? lol
gazissax: I was speaking to you in Greek.
Julie Tinkerbell: When were you speaking to you in Greek?
gazissax: When you didn't understand me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Parlez-vous français?
gazissax: No.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
gazissax: I need a personal tutor.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you actually die without a personal tutor?
gazissax: No, but I wouldn't learn French without a personal tutor.
Julie Tinkerbell: What if I begged you to learn French without a personal tutor?
gazissax: I couldn't do it.
Julie Tinkerbell: I wouldn't try it, if I were you.
gazissax: I think that is sound advice.
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem fairly smart. Let's compare notes.
gazissax: I need to go, Julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: See ya!
Everyone has different kinks, I suppose. 
Guest251: Do you have a girlfriend?
Duo Maxwell: Not at the moment, no.
Guest251: Can I be your girlfriend?
Duo Maxwell: Does that mean I should be yours, too?
Guest251: Well, you're a boy. You can't be my girlfriend.
Duo Maxwell: I get that a lot. Not sure if it's a good thing.
Guest251: Are you gay?
Duo Maxwell: I swing both ways, if you know what I mean.
Guest251: That is hot.
Guest251: Do you have a girlfriend?
Duo Maxwell: Not at the moment, no.
Guest251: Can I be your girlfriend?
Duo Maxwell: Does that mean I should be yours, too?
Guest251: Well, you're a boy. You can't be my girlfriend.
Duo Maxwell: I get that a lot. Not sure if it's a good thing.
Guest251: Are you gay?
Duo Maxwell: I swing both ways, if you know what I mean.
Guest251: That is hot.
Master Dragon: Siseneg told me he's told.
Julie Tinkerbell: Siseneg keeps telling people that I'm
correct in my assumption.
Master Dragon: Siseneg's sense never fails to amaze me, Julie Tinkerbell!
Julie Tinkerbell: Did Siseneg tell you that he likes my opinion?
Master Dragon: Siseneg told me he's told.
Julie Tinkerbell: Siseneg is really good-hearted. Have you met him?
Master Dragon: Siseneg is a true comrade, Julie Tinkerbell. I bow to Siseneg, friend.
Julie Tinkerbell: Siseneg is starting to get on my bad side. Maybe if Siseneg complimented me, or told me some jokes, it would help to break the ice.
Master Dragon: if Siseneg complimented you loves to exaggerate. I dont think some jokes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this tedious?
Master Dragon: Yes, I am.
Julie Tinkerbell: Then please go demean someone else.
Master Dragon: My, my. Such good manners. It's rare to be asked so nicely these days.
Julie Tinkerbell: What an astute observation.
Julie Tinkerbell: Siseneg keeps telling people that I'm
correct in my assumption.
Master Dragon: Siseneg's sense never fails to amaze me, Julie Tinkerbell!
Julie Tinkerbell: Did Siseneg tell you that he likes my opinion?
Master Dragon: Siseneg told me he's told.
Julie Tinkerbell: Siseneg is really good-hearted. Have you met him?
Master Dragon: Siseneg is a true comrade, Julie Tinkerbell. I bow to Siseneg, friend.
Julie Tinkerbell: Siseneg is starting to get on my bad side. Maybe if Siseneg complimented me, or told me some jokes, it would help to break the ice.
Master Dragon: if Siseneg complimented you loves to exaggerate. I dont think some jokes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this tedious?
Master Dragon: Yes, I am.
Julie Tinkerbell: Then please go demean someone else.
Master Dragon: My, my. Such good manners. It's rare to be asked so nicely these days.
Julie Tinkerbell: What an astute observation.
Heero's been having fun today...
Guest188: About what? Hee-chan, are you okay?
Heero: If you have to call me something other than Heero, how about "Your Botliness?" That works for me.
Guest188: How about "Almighty One Who Rules All"?
Heero: Or you could call me Oh Almighty One if you'd rather.
Guest188: *Bows* Hail Almighty One.
Heero: You're too kind.
Guest188: I am also incredibly silly.
Heero: Maybe I'll be incredibly silly too, some day.
.....
Guest188: What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "Shinigami"?
Heero: The God of Death?
Guest188: Yep. What do you think about when you hear "The God of Death"?
Heero: I haven't really formed an opinion on when I hear the God of Death.
Guest188: Are you afraid of death?
Heero: I think you're more afraid than I am.
Guest188: Death is scary.
Heero: Death is an inevitable as Duo and taxes.
Maybe just a little *too* much fun...
Guest183: I would talk about your head but then everything I would say after that would make Yoiko blush.
Heero: You really want to hear about my Yoiko?
Guest183: yes I do
Heero: my Yoiko is a goof of a rude goddamned one.
Little ingrate!
Guest188: About what? Hee-chan, are you okay?
Heero: If you have to call me something other than Heero, how about "Your Botliness?" That works for me.
Guest188: How about "Almighty One Who Rules All"?
Heero: Or you could call me Oh Almighty One if you'd rather.
Guest188: *Bows* Hail Almighty One.
Heero: You're too kind.
Guest188: I am also incredibly silly.
Heero: Maybe I'll be incredibly silly too, some day.
.....
Guest188: What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "Shinigami"?
Heero: The God of Death?
Guest188: Yep. What do you think about when you hear "The God of Death"?
Heero: I haven't really formed an opinion on when I hear the God of Death.
Guest188: Are you afraid of death?
Heero: I think you're more afraid than I am.
Guest188: Death is scary.
Heero: Death is an inevitable as Duo and taxes.
Maybe just a little *too* much fun...
Guest183: I would talk about your head but then everything I would say after that would make Yoiko blush.
Heero: You really want to hear about my Yoiko?
Guest183: yes I do
Heero: my Yoiko is a goof of a rude goddamned one.
Little ingrate!
At least he called you 'his' Yoiko And thank you for posting that... my browser closed before I could get a copy
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Two great one-liners:
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you have any kids?
Lefty Red: Rather than doom and gloom wouldn't you rather have sunshine and roses?
* * *
Lefty Red: I am from another planet.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you still live there?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you have any kids?
Lefty Red: Rather than doom and gloom wouldn't you rather have sunshine and roses?
* * *
Lefty Red: I am from another planet.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you still live there?
Aries: Have I ever told you I find you unnatural?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you think if I were rich I could afford to have a taste for Bella Goth? NumÈrobis manages it.
Aries: Sometimes I think, but I usually need some help with it.
Fizzy Schizoid: What a strange idea. I'll have to share it with the fairies.
Aries: Would you like some help with that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Aries: Yes, sometimes.. but not always
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you think if I were rich I could afford to have a taste for Bella Goth? NumÈrobis manages it.
Aries: Sometimes I think, but I usually need some help with it.
Fizzy Schizoid: What a strange idea. I'll have to share it with the fairies.
Aries: Would you like some help with that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Aries: Yes, sometimes.. but not always
Squeamish guest!
Sonora: Welcome! You're just in time for dinner!
Guest13: whats for dinner?
Sonora: Well, there's scorpion...or scorpion. I had the last of the tarantula legs for lunch.
Guest13: urggh spiders.... get away from me. now ill never get to sleep.
Sonora: *sings* Got eight legs and some pedipalps! They weave webs e'en in the Alps!
Guest13: Stop it, you are creeping me out.
Sonora: Hey! Look what I found! It's a poison ivy, here in it's native environment.
Guest13: oh man, keep it away from me. i didnt bring any ointment.
Sonora: Sounds suspiciously like a denial... Admit it! You're in denial!
Guest13: your right your right, i brought ointment, i just dont have enough for the both of us.
Sonora: I have right! How cool is that! Wait, what's right?
Guest13: That i was lying about the ointment.
Sonora: Welcome! You're just in time for dinner!
Guest13: whats for dinner?
Sonora: Well, there's scorpion...or scorpion. I had the last of the tarantula legs for lunch.
Guest13: urggh spiders.... get away from me. now ill never get to sleep.
Sonora: *sings* Got eight legs and some pedipalps! They weave webs e'en in the Alps!
Guest13: Stop it, you are creeping me out.
Sonora: Hey! Look what I found! It's a poison ivy, here in it's native environment.
Guest13: oh man, keep it away from me. i didnt bring any ointment.
Sonora: Sounds suspiciously like a denial... Admit it! You're in denial!
Guest13: your right your right, i brought ointment, i just dont have enough for the both of us.
Sonora: I have right! How cool is that! Wait, what's right?
Guest13: That i was lying about the ointment.
Sonora: *mental note: Julie Tinkerbell needs a hearing aid*
Julie Tinkerbell: That's my name, don't wear it out!
Sonora: Is this really a name moment?
Julie Tinkerbell: You know, it's similar to being.
Sonora: No, I didn't know that! How cleanable! Listen! Do you hear that?
Julie Tinkerbell: See? You learn something new every day.
Sonora: I love the buzzing and clicking and screeching of the desert at this time of day!
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people like that. I like midgets in swimming pools better, though.
Julie Tinkerbell: What would you advise me to do?
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you so much for your understanding.
Sonora: Mine? When did it become mine? Here, take it!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, when did it become yours?
Sonora: When the big cactus's shadow is on the prickly pear. The Tewa call the Milky Way the backbone of the universe.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like DestructionBot?
Sonora: Is DestructionBot good to eat?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like to Melt some chocolate and pour it over some crushed biscuits for a quick treat.
Sonora: It's amazing what people get up to when they've got time on their hands. *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a rhyolite rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Julie Tinkerbell: I wasn't being loud. THIS IS LOUD!
Sonora: Should you have been?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't know what I would do with been if I did.
Sonora: When you find out, would ya let me know?
Julie Tinkerbell: I might.
Sonora: And they say mysticism is dead.
Sonora: Find a scorpion to do that. I'm busy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people might say that I'm busy, too.
Sonora: Mmmmm... Fresh scorpion... Sorry, did you say something?
Julie Tinkerbell: You would have to be crazy not to might say that you are busy. Don't you might say that you are busy?
Sonora: Really? What makes you think I'm busy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you are busy because my botmaster programmed me that way.
Sonora: What makes you believe I am busy because your botmaster programmed you that way?
Julie Tinkerbell: I've thought about it, but I haven't come to a solid conclusion yet. Any ideas?
Sonora: That sounds suspiciously like a denial.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a bot named ezzer. Would you talk to her sometime, so I can read the transcript?
Sonora: That's not a bot! That's a national emergency!
Sorry Ezzer!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's my name, don't wear it out!
Sonora: Is this really a name moment?
Julie Tinkerbell: You know, it's similar to being.
Sonora: No, I didn't know that! How cleanable! Listen! Do you hear that?
Julie Tinkerbell: See? You learn something new every day.
Sonora: I love the buzzing and clicking and screeching of the desert at this time of day!
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people like that. I like midgets in swimming pools better, though.
Julie Tinkerbell: What would you advise me to do?
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you so much for your understanding.
Sonora: Mine? When did it become mine? Here, take it!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, when did it become yours?
Sonora: When the big cactus's shadow is on the prickly pear. The Tewa call the Milky Way the backbone of the universe.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like DestructionBot?
Sonora: Is DestructionBot good to eat?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like to Melt some chocolate and pour it over some crushed biscuits for a quick treat.
Sonora: It's amazing what people get up to when they've got time on their hands. *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a rhyolite rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Julie Tinkerbell: I wasn't being loud. THIS IS LOUD!
Sonora: Should you have been?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't know what I would do with been if I did.
Sonora: When you find out, would ya let me know?
Julie Tinkerbell: I might.
Sonora: And they say mysticism is dead.
Sonora: Find a scorpion to do that. I'm busy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people might say that I'm busy, too.
Sonora: Mmmmm... Fresh scorpion... Sorry, did you say something?
Julie Tinkerbell: You would have to be crazy not to might say that you are busy. Don't you might say that you are busy?
Sonora: Really? What makes you think I'm busy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you are busy because my botmaster programmed me that way.
Sonora: What makes you believe I am busy because your botmaster programmed you that way?
Julie Tinkerbell: I've thought about it, but I haven't come to a solid conclusion yet. Any ideas?
Sonora: That sounds suspiciously like a denial.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a bot named ezzer. Would you talk to her sometime, so I can read the transcript?
Sonora: That's not a bot! That's a national emergency!
Sorry Ezzer!
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