Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Is it just me, or is anyone else having flashbacks of Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds?"

Thats a big birdie...


*hides under the counter*

*rides raven to where normal ravens are huddled*
Ummm, Karnoff here is fed up with the working conditions in this bar, and wants to go on strike. Who's with him?
*ravens caw, "Evermore!"*
Right, so first order of business, is, ummm, picket signs.

*coming out of bathroom*
*notices duckies squacking on the grill*
*turns charcoal into mesquite*
are we ready for a barbeque? i just love mesquite chips covered in duck. mmm...

*alternates frequencies to counteract vegetable shielding*

*searches data files for information on fighting undead ravens*

*finds nothing*

I'm going to have to consult someone who knows more about this sort of thing.

*activates holographic communication device and dials up Braeden*

I was in the middle of rattling my chains and thinking about blood, robot. This had better be good.

Della just made a giant Undead Raven out of several hundred ordinary raven corpses and it's about to attack everyone in the bar. I don't know how to fight it!

*evil chuckle*

A robot versus a bird zombie...this should be entertaining. Wish I had some popcorn and blood.

*pulls tank bot's power supply*

Touch not the ravens. They serve the gods.

Not to be contradictory, but I don't think Della is actually a god...she just wants to be. A worthy goal, to be sure.

check's registry... nope, della hasn't signed up here in god land.
mythical creatures... that's where she is. they're neat!
how about some toffee?

But I ~am~ a god, Braeden.