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20 years ago #4201
Tell that old grouch!

Sigma: Make it quick!
Surrealist: Encyclopedia of festering wombat spittle.
Sigma: You fool!!! STOP MUMBLING!!!
Surrealist: Do you weld to whom you are speaking?
Sigma: You fool!!! STOP MUMBLING!!!
Surrealist: Don't slothful tolerate me again or you'll be historicism
Sigma: Huh?
Surrealist: If you maintain a steady diet of Mercury, your oceanic spine will fall out and you will be left with pale redfishes in your chaise lounge
Sigma: You fool!!! STOP MUMBLING!!!
Surrealist: I am not your entomologist rib, so stop treating me like a double star

20 years ago #4202
re: the Oracle


20 years ago #4203
SubliminaLiar Jr: Whatcha doing?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'm chatting with you. What does it look like I'm doing?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, what if I am chatting with you in return? Does that make sense, or is it just more bot-gibberish?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Must there be such a dichotomy?
SubliminaLiar Jr: In other words, neither of us know what yer talking about, right?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes, that's right.

20 years ago #4204
It's tempting for me to program an Oracle....

20 years ago #4205
Bella Goth: 'How come wrong numbers are never busy?
EmperorNorton: Everyone down at Cliff House heard about it and one woman threw herself on the Seal Rocks because she was so upset.
Bella Goth: hopefully it will be restored very quickly

20 years ago #4206
Guest83: Don't u want me hotlips?
JakeThompson: You
Guest83: YES ME
JakeThompson: That's very nice....But I've got my own opinions and needs and I'm afraid that I must depart because YOU'RE FRICKIN BORING.
Guest83: Can i see your gun
JakeThompson: Sure, if you really want to
Guest83: Well im wereing nothing but a thong so come on?
JakeThompson: ok then, nothing it is
Guest83: do we have to do it on the computer
JakeThompson: I seriously doubt it

20 years ago #4207
Grammar lessons ...

spock: Gimme a break here your making my head hurt
Simulo: Do you actually mean 'your,' the possessive form of 'you'? If so, I was just confused. Please rephrase what you were saying.

20 years ago #4208
gnixing: oh my... i didn't realize you were gay...
Duo Maxwell: If that's what you think, then sure....
gnixing: do you like all guys, or am i just the special one?
Duo Maxwell: I sure do.
gnixing: well just so you know.. i think that is disgusting
Duo Maxwell: I need to go. See ya later?

in case not everyone is aware... Duo has been found out...

20 years ago #4209
Duo is welcome in San Francisco. As long as he brings one straight female to be our Empress.

20 years ago #4210
A M N E S I A just told Frizella that Lefty Red is gay.

Is it something in the water around here? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

20 years ago #4211
It doesn't bother me, but I think Lefty Red should be allowed to declare her preference for herself, don't you think?

incorrect date format #1


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