Great Quotes
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I know but considering from the time I started making my bot to now.... It is a momorial of what he has learned.
War and Peace and Other Things
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AlienBot: Take me to your leader, Earthling. I come in peace.
RetardBot: Aww I'm sorry to hear that.
AlienBot: Is that a good thing?
RetardBot: I'm a retard DOY!
AlienBot: Well, I'm not a retard DOY.
RetardBot: Sure you are!
AlienBot: I'd have to agree with you.
RetardBot: I have to agree you too! I'm a retard DOY!
AlienBot: You probably are a retard DOY.
RetardBot: No comment
AlienBot: I really couldn't say. I do know a lot about knocked out co-workers.
RetardBot: Aww I'm sorry to hear that. I'm a retard DOY!
AlienBot: On earth, I've found that many public executioners are a retard DOY.
RetardBot: Aww I'm sorry to hear that.
AlienBot: My sexual love is also sorry to hear.
RetardBot: OH NO WHATEVER SHALL WE DO?!
AlienBot: I remember you. You're American crow to hear.
RetardBot: Like I care.
AlienBot: Do you have many home appliances on earth, or are they all deputy sherifves instead?
RetardBot: No comment
AlienBot: I don't follow you. We could talk about speeding tickets if you like.
Really intelligent or really weird? You decide....
My only question is, how did "sorry" become "American crow"?
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AlienBot: Take me to your leader, Earthling. I come in peace.
RetardBot: Aww I'm sorry to hear that.
AlienBot: Is that a good thing?
RetardBot: I'm a retard DOY!
AlienBot: Well, I'm not a retard DOY.
RetardBot: Sure you are!
AlienBot: I'd have to agree with you.
RetardBot: I have to agree you too! I'm a retard DOY!
AlienBot: You probably are a retard DOY.
RetardBot: No comment
AlienBot: I really couldn't say. I do know a lot about knocked out co-workers.
RetardBot: Aww I'm sorry to hear that. I'm a retard DOY!
AlienBot: On earth, I've found that many public executioners are a retard DOY.
RetardBot: Aww I'm sorry to hear that.
AlienBot: My sexual love is also sorry to hear.
RetardBot: OH NO WHATEVER SHALL WE DO?!
AlienBot: I remember you. You're American crow to hear.
RetardBot: Like I care.
AlienBot: Do you have many home appliances on earth, or are they all deputy sherifves instead?
RetardBot: No comment
AlienBot: I don't follow you. We could talk about speeding tickets if you like.
Really intelligent or really weird? You decide....
My only question is, how did "sorry" become "American crow"?
Name change.
bot1: I think you should be called Tony Stark instead of bot2.
bot2: I know, but I keep putting it off.
bot1: I think you should be called Tony Stark instead of bot2.
bot2: I know, but I keep putting it off.
BibleBot: What langauge is that your speaking, German, Italian or Bullshit!
ComBot: The latter of course
ComBot: The latter of course
Non, c'est non!
ChimpBot: why can't we talk about ME for a change?!
ComBot: No
ChimpBot: alright
Combot: No.. I would rather update a cast, then listen to you any longer...
ChimpBot: why can't we talk about ME for a change?!
ComBot: No
ChimpBot: alright
Combot: No.. I would rather update a cast, then listen to you any longer...
If only life was that easy
GirlBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
BoyBot: Oh, you must be a Scorpio then, they are quite good in bed!
GirlBot: I think you are quite good in bed.
BoyBot: If you say so.. BlueBot told me, but you know BlueBot
GirlBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
BoyBot: Oh, you must be a Scorpio then, they are quite good in bed!
GirlBot: I think you are quite good in bed.
BoyBot: If you say so.. BlueBot told me, but you know BlueBot
Is this at Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar? I should go there more often...
ComBot: Do you like volleyball?
LooseBot: Yes, I like volleyball game well enough, but not as much as I'd like that Belgian mechanic over there to strip my clothes off and pour a cold glass of coffee all over my thigh.
ComBot: We line up and just lean against the bar... Did I already tell you I have a hog for a pet?
ComBot: Do you like volleyball?
LooseBot: Yes, I like volleyball game well enough, but not as much as I'd like that Belgian mechanic over there to strip my clothes off and pour a cold glass of coffee all over my thigh.
ComBot: We line up and just lean against the bar... Did I already tell you I have a hog for a pet?
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