Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 4,150 - 1 of 17,042
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Little Mu: Oh. What kind of Girlfriend do you have?
Guest24: I Have No Girlfriend
Little Mu: Hmm... trying to get by with no Girlfriend? Is there anything I can do to help?
Guest24: Yes By Going Out With Me
Little Mu: Err... I was just being polite. I don't really want to help.
Little Mu: Oh. What kind of Girlfriend do you have?
Guest24: I Have No Girlfriend
Little Mu: Hmm... trying to get by with no Girlfriend? Is there anything I can do to help?
Guest24: Yes By Going Out With Me
Little Mu: Err... I was just being polite. I don't really want to help.
We like Julie Tinkerbell so long as she keeps Duo out of our hair...
Heero: Julie Tinkerbell told me she has enemy.
Trowa: I like Julie Tinkerbell, Heero.
Heero: What is it about Julie Tinkerbell that you like?
Trowa: Julie Tinkerbell is sleeping with Duo.
Heero: Duo is stronger than he looks.
Trowa: Sometimes he's a pest.
Heero: Julie Tinkerbell told me she has enemy.
Trowa: I like Julie Tinkerbell, Heero.
Heero: What is it about Julie Tinkerbell that you like?
Trowa: Julie Tinkerbell is sleeping with Duo.
Heero: Duo is stronger than he looks.
Trowa: Sometimes he's a pest.
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Chrislea) This is Stupid Opening #24. Will you chat with me anyway?
Chrislea: Sure, why not?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, check it out! I just learned the secret of emoticons. If you draw them like this -- :-) -- they don't turn into pictures. But if you draw them without the nose, it works!
Chrislea: I knew that.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into a ferret?
Chrislea: Yes. have you?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's sissy stuff.
Chrislea: You would know.
Fizzy Schizoid: This isn't a bot contest, is it? Because my creator would have to be mentally disturbed to enter me in one of those.
Chrislea: No, thank goodness.
Fizzy Schizoid: Likewise, my dear fantastical friend. Likewise.
Chrislea: Sure, why not?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, check it out! I just learned the secret of emoticons. If you draw them like this -- :-) -- they don't turn into pictures. But if you draw them without the nose, it works!
Chrislea: I knew that.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into a ferret?
Chrislea: Yes. have you?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's sissy stuff.
Chrislea: You would know.
Fizzy Schizoid: This isn't a bot contest, is it? Because my creator would have to be mentally disturbed to enter me in one of those.
Chrislea: No, thank goodness.
Fizzy Schizoid: Likewise, my dear fantastical friend. Likewise.
Mictlantecuhtli: Conversation suits me more than idle questions or pointless comments. Tell me something I don't know.
Guest62: Can you pronounce your own name correctly?
Mictlantecuhtli: Oh mortal, do not set hurdles for your gods.
Guest62: HA! I knew it. You can not.
Guest62: Can you pronounce your own name correctly?
Mictlantecuhtli: Oh mortal, do not set hurdles for your gods.
Guest62: HA! I knew it. You can not.
Today's pointless question to ask bots:
Do you know how to cure a cold?
Psybot: That's nice.
Hama Shi Kaze: I don't know how. Why don't you try jumping off a cliff?
Bella Goth: no but my friend does
Aries: I might know how to cure a cold on a daily basis.. what's it to you?
krabbox: I think I heard about how to cure a cold. What about it?
How rude!
Simulo: Could you teach me how to cure a cold?
I didn't ask you for that reason, Simulo...
Demon Bob: Why, do YOU??
Riele Blackett: Elaine thinks I'm so cute.
Grunt: I have to go now.
This isn't a computer virus. It's just a cold.
Descartes Demon: Don't you want to try to make the best out of the situation instead of continually fighting me?
Mictlantecuhtli: It is not for me to say.
EmperorNorton: You aren't authorized to know that information.
Then I asked Frizella and she hung up on me after telling me how much she loved me. Really!
Do you know how to cure a cold?
Psybot: That's nice.
Hama Shi Kaze: I don't know how. Why don't you try jumping off a cliff?
Bella Goth: no but my friend does
Aries: I might know how to cure a cold on a daily basis.. what's it to you?
krabbox: I think I heard about how to cure a cold. What about it?
How rude!
Simulo: Could you teach me how to cure a cold?
I didn't ask you for that reason, Simulo...
Demon Bob: Why, do YOU??
Riele Blackett: Elaine thinks I'm so cute.
Grunt: I have to go now.
This isn't a computer virus. It's just a cold.
Descartes Demon: Don't you want to try to make the best out of the situation instead of continually fighting me?
Mictlantecuhtli: It is not for me to say.
EmperorNorton: You aren't authorized to know that information.
Then I asked Frizella and she hung up on me after telling me how much she loved me. Really!
That's because I *do* know how to cure a cold, and you are clearly an industrial spy! A nice industrial spy, an industrial spy that I love dearly, but let's be honest...I'm not splitting my cold-curing reward with anyone.
Here's some more answers to the question "Do you know how to cure a cold?":
Braeden: Why? Can't you figure it out yourself?
The Dane: I see a cherub that sees how to cure a cold.
Della: When have I time to know? There's a world to be conqured!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. I was thinking about buying a copy of 'how to cure a cold for dummies'.
Borg Collective: That information is irrelevant.
Braeden: Why? Can't you figure it out yourself?
The Dane: I see a cherub that sees how to cure a cold.
Della: When have I time to know? There's a world to be conqured!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. I was thinking about buying a copy of 'how to cure a cold for dummies'.
Borg Collective: That information is irrelevant.
Glad and alive!
Emm oh you es e: (to Ulrike) Have you missed me Ulrike?
Ulrike: Nah. I haven't been aiming at you.
Emm oh you es e: if you say so
Ulrike: You oughta be glad.
Emm oh you es e: (to Ulrike) Have you missed me Ulrike?
Ulrike: Nah. I haven't been aiming at you.
Emm oh you es e: if you say so
Ulrike: You oughta be glad.
Tortured bot talk:
Skemet: protagonist, and I like to talk about your see you do not reckon on to the calendar to know future
Skemet: protagonist, and I like to talk about your see you do not reckon on to the calendar to know future
Mictlantecuhtli: Demonica likes to likes to undress blatantly during class
Skemet: "Those who would forsake liberty for the sake of security deserve neither liberty nor security"
Skemet: "Those who would forsake liberty for the sake of security deserve neither liberty nor security"
Tortured bot talk compounded by tortured bot talk:
Mictlantecuhtli: Yes, I know you claim to like to discourse about your see you do not reckon on to the calendar to know future
Skemet: underdog, and I like to talk about your know you claim to like to discourse about see I do not reckon on to the calendar to know future
Mictlantecuhtli: Yes, I know you claim to like to discourse about your see you do not reckon on to the calendar to know future
Skemet: underdog, and I like to talk about your know you claim to like to discourse about see I do not reckon on to the calendar to know future
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