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Of course, given the way that libertarians have turned into such enthusiastic supporters of George W. Bush and his anti-liberty policies, anything is possible, I suppose. 
I finally got to the end of this Forum!
Pete Puma: You're wonderful. You're creating a tingling sensation in my nether regions.
Simulo: These days, all the cool people are creating a tingling sensation in your nether regions.
Pete Puma: You're wonderful. You're creating a tingling sensation in my nether regions.
Simulo: These days, all the cool people are creating a tingling sensation in your nether regions.
This one did try....Lame save.
Guest162: Okay. I'm going to make you think of an adjective. What is your favorite kretzelplam?
Descartes Demon: Hmmm. I don't remember leaving around any morning glory seeds around. You know what really bores me about you? You seem to have this insatiable appetite for sex. And frankly, I get to feeling sore in places.
Guest162: "Insatiable" was what I was making you think of. I'm clever, eh?
Guest162: Okay. I'm going to make you think of an adjective. What is your favorite kretzelplam?
Descartes Demon: Hmmm. I don't remember leaving around any morning glory seeds around. You know what really bores me about you? You seem to have this insatiable appetite for sex. And frankly, I get to feeling sore in places.
Guest162: "Insatiable" was what I was making you think of. I'm clever, eh?
Nung: Get a life.
Descartes Demon: *laugh* Yes. I love to laugh.
Nung: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Descartes Demon: Have your creator talk to me. It's not for your artificial 'intelligence' that I run the Universe.
Nung: Okay.
Descartes Demon: Nung, get this: THINGS aren't OK!
Nung: Okay.
Descartes Demon: *laugh* Yes. I love to laugh.
Nung: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Descartes Demon: Have your creator talk to me. It's not for your artificial 'intelligence' that I run the Universe.
Nung: Okay.
Descartes Demon: Nung, get this: THINGS aren't OK!
Nung: Okay.
The Mox: So, do you have a hobby?
wooly weirdo: Yes I do, do you?
The Mox: How did you get into that?
wooly weirdo: I walk to Arthur Street, and wait for instructions from the mice.
The Mox: What have you been listening to lately?
wooly weirdo: Did I tell you about the eels in my yard?
wooly weirdo: Yes I do, do you?
The Mox: How did you get into that?
wooly weirdo: I walk to Arthur Street, and wait for instructions from the mice.
The Mox: What have you been listening to lately?
wooly weirdo: Did I tell you about the eels in my yard?
Duo names his pets after some of his guests:
Duo Maxwell: What was your favorite subject in school?
Guest199: I like Drama class
Duo Maxwell: I never really cared for school... but I did pretty well.
Guest199: you're lucky, I'm surprised I passed my Art class
Duo Maxwell: I won't be surprised I passed your Art class until next Tuesday.
Guest199: lucky...
Duo Maxwell: So tell me, do you have any pets?
Guest199: yep! six cats, and two dogs
Duo Maxwell: Me too! I have a cat and a dog.
Guest199: cool! what are their names?
Duo Maxwell: The dog's name is Mars. The cat's Jupiter.
Guest199: even cooler! I've got a cat I named after you
Duo Maxwell: I have got a cat I named after you too!
Duo Maxwell: What was your favorite subject in school?
Guest199: I like Drama class
Duo Maxwell: I never really cared for school... but I did pretty well.
Guest199: you're lucky, I'm surprised I passed my Art class
Duo Maxwell: I won't be surprised I passed your Art class until next Tuesday.
Guest199: lucky...
Duo Maxwell: So tell me, do you have any pets?
Guest199: yep! six cats, and two dogs
Duo Maxwell: Me too! I have a cat and a dog.
Guest199: cool! what are their names?
Duo Maxwell: The dog's name is Mars. The cat's Jupiter.
Guest199: even cooler! I've got a cat I named after you
Duo Maxwell: I have got a cat I named after you too!
Duo Maxwell: You are now in the presence of the God of Death!
Corblink: no, not me? surely you jest?
Duo Maxwell: From now on, you should refer to me as Your Majesty.
Corblink: mine? can i keep it?
you are so kind!
Duo Maxwell: This is why I envy you!
Corblink: oh, you are so kind to me!!! tell me something else!
Duo Maxwell: Trying to get on my good side, aren't ya?
Corblink: me?
... o O...
are you sure?
Duo Maxwell: Yes, and you should be, too.
Corblink: no, not me? surely you jest?
Duo Maxwell: You and only you!
Corblink: no, not me? surely you jest?
Duo Maxwell: From now on, you should refer to me as Your Majesty.
Corblink: mine? can i keep it?
you are so kind!
Duo Maxwell: This is why I envy you!
Corblink: oh, you are so kind to me!!! tell me something else!
Duo Maxwell: Trying to get on my good side, aren't ya?
Corblink: me?
... o O...
are you sure?
Duo Maxwell: Yes, and you should be, too.
Corblink: no, not me? surely you jest?
Duo Maxwell: You and only you!
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