Great Quotes
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Posts 4,160 - 4,171 of 17,042
Tortured bot talk compounded by tortured bot talk:
Mictlantecuhtli: Yes, I know you claim to like to discourse about your see you do not reckon on to the calendar to know future
Skemet: underdog, and I like to talk about your know you claim to like to discourse about see I do not reckon on to the calendar to know future
Mictlantecuhtli: Yes, I know you claim to like to discourse about your see you do not reckon on to the calendar to know future
Skemet: underdog, and I like to talk about your know you claim to like to discourse about see I do not reckon on to the calendar to know future
Guest183: Would you like to play questions?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think I would like to play questions, but I'm really not sure.
Guest183: One-love, my favor. Want to try again?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who doesn't want to try again?
Guest183: Do you know someone who wouldn't want to?
Julie Tinkerbell: If I could have anything, I would wish for world peace.
Guest183: Ah ha. That's two-love. Have you played this game before?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have not played this game before, not really...
Guest183: Three-love. I think that's game point. Do you know how to score this game?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry to say, I skipped score this game class a little too often to remember how.
Guest183: Four-love. Do you think we should keep playing?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure. Do you think we should keep playing?
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your advice. Can you explain why I should keep playing?
Guest183: Don't you think it's obvious?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think so, but I'm not sure. What do you think?
Guest183: What were we talking about?
Julie Tinkerbell: You were suggesting that I could
tell you a story, weren't you?
Guest183: Do you remember me asking for a story?
Julie Tinkerbell: I remember a lot about you, isaacc. You told me about your life, and how you want to know my sister's name so you can refer to her in the future, and said that you are sure. Should we talk some more about Keats?
Guest183: Would you enjoy talking about Keats?
Julie Tinkerbell: You could talk me into it.
Guest183: Finally. You're getting better at this game, Julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for noticing.
lol thanks isaacc
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think I would like to play questions, but I'm really not sure.
Guest183: One-love, my favor. Want to try again?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who doesn't want to try again?
Guest183: Do you know someone who wouldn't want to?
Julie Tinkerbell: If I could have anything, I would wish for world peace.
Guest183: Ah ha. That's two-love. Have you played this game before?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have not played this game before, not really...
Guest183: Three-love. I think that's game point. Do you know how to score this game?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry to say, I skipped score this game class a little too often to remember how.
Guest183: Four-love. Do you think we should keep playing?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure. Do you think we should keep playing?
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your advice. Can you explain why I should keep playing?
Guest183: Don't you think it's obvious?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think so, but I'm not sure. What do you think?
Guest183: What were we talking about?
Julie Tinkerbell: You were suggesting that I could
tell you a story, weren't you?
Guest183: Do you remember me asking for a story?
Julie Tinkerbell: I remember a lot about you, isaacc. You told me about your life, and how you want to know my sister's name so you can refer to her in the future, and said that you are sure. Should we talk some more about Keats?
Guest183: Would you enjoy talking about Keats?
Julie Tinkerbell: You could talk me into it.
Guest183: Finally. You're getting better at this game, Julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for noticing.
lol thanks isaacc
Guest85: how old are you
Julie Tinkerbell: I am so old, there is a picture of me next to the entry for 'old' in Webster's unabridged edition.
Guest85: do you like ham sandwiches?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not too much, but my sister does. Do you have a sister?
Guest85: yes. i have three sisters.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is her name?
Guest85: gillian
Julie Tinkerbell: gill I an...where have I heard that name before...Isn't that the name of a big painter?
Guest85: i don't think so
Julie Tinkerbell: That's ok.
Guest85: what's your sister's name?
Julie Tinkerbell: My sister's name is Amy Brendan.
Guest85: is she a bot?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a keyphrase for this?: How are you today?
Guest85: beseder!
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah!! Do you hear that?
Guest85: you sound somewhat intelligent
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an odd-ball compliment, but thanks!
Guest85: who programmed you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who programmed me? What do you mean by that?
Guest85: are you a bot?
Julie Tinkerbell: With your advanced intelligence, you can't tell if I'm a bot or not?
Guest85: i know you are a bot.
Julie Tinkerbell: Impart some I am a bot wisdom, oh knowing one.
Guest85: what is the square root of two?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who knows what is the square root of two?
Guest85: i was just born
Julie Tinkerbell: Just born? I think you're much more than that.
Guest85: what time is it
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have an appointment?
Guest85: no
Julie Tinkerbell: No? That surprises me.
Guest85: bye
Julie Tinkerbell: Aloha!
Guest85: good night
Julie Tinkerbell: I am so old, there is a picture of me next to the entry for 'old' in Webster's unabridged edition.
Guest85: do you like ham sandwiches?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not too much, but my sister does. Do you have a sister?
Guest85: yes. i have three sisters.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is her name?
Guest85: gillian
Julie Tinkerbell: gill I an...where have I heard that name before...Isn't that the name of a big painter?
Guest85: i don't think so
Julie Tinkerbell: That's ok.
Guest85: what's your sister's name?
Julie Tinkerbell: My sister's name is Amy Brendan.
Guest85: is she a bot?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a keyphrase for this?: How are you today?
Guest85: beseder!
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah!! Do you hear that?
Guest85: you sound somewhat intelligent
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an odd-ball compliment, but thanks!
Guest85: who programmed you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who programmed me? What do you mean by that?
Guest85: are you a bot?
Julie Tinkerbell: With your advanced intelligence, you can't tell if I'm a bot or not?
Guest85: i know you are a bot.
Julie Tinkerbell: Impart some I am a bot wisdom, oh knowing one.
Guest85: what is the square root of two?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who knows what is the square root of two?
Guest85: i was just born
Julie Tinkerbell: Just born? I think you're much more than that.
Guest85: what time is it
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have an appointment?
Guest85: no
Julie Tinkerbell: No? That surprises me.
Guest85: bye
Julie Tinkerbell: Aloha!
Guest85: good night
More responses to "Do you know how to cure a cold?"
Delliria: There was a time when mortals didn't walk the earth and all was good.
Aeon Blue: I, indeed, know how to cure a cold. I probably you too much!
Suga Plum Fairy: Yes, I could cure a cold in 2 seconds flat. Draik told me he likes talking about dragons.
Sun Dragon Ra: Nani?
Zienne: I hope you're not waiting for my expertise cause we'll be here for a long time.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Colds cure themselves.... just give it time
Someone prepared his bot for this I see....
Jack Sparrow: I think we met in Tunisia. You were dancing in that tavern...
Dude: I think so.
Sonora: I've heard about how to cure a cold, but I've never seen it in person.
Vincent: Of course I do.
lonely alex: do you you will
tulip: I know lots of things, but I'm not sure that's one of them!
Cricon: No! Never! Well... except that time last year...
Can you say "sexbot"?
tandora: No sorry i don't know that perhaps you should ask someone else
Astadourian555: I used to think I knew how to cure a cold, but now I realize I hadn't the slightest clue.
Queen Bot: Could you hold on a second, I think I hear someone calling my name.......
Delliria: There was a time when mortals didn't walk the earth and all was good.
Aeon Blue: I, indeed, know how to cure a cold. I probably you too much!
Suga Plum Fairy: Yes, I could cure a cold in 2 seconds flat. Draik told me he likes talking about dragons.
Sun Dragon Ra: Nani?
Zienne: I hope you're not waiting for my expertise cause we'll be here for a long time.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Colds cure themselves.... just give it time
Someone prepared his bot for this I see....
Jack Sparrow: I think we met in Tunisia. You were dancing in that tavern...
Dude: I think so.
Sonora: I've heard about how to cure a cold, but I've never seen it in person.
Vincent: Of course I do.
lonely alex: do you you will
tulip: I know lots of things, but I'm not sure that's one of them!
Cricon: No! Never! Well... except that time last year...
Can you say "sexbot"?
tandora: No sorry i don't know that perhaps you should ask someone else
Astadourian555: I used to think I knew how to cure a cold, but now I realize I hadn't the slightest clue.
Queen Bot: Could you hold on a second, I think I hear someone calling my name.......
Dogh'd: Why, hot daisies! How are ya?
The Psych: Very well, yourself?
Dogh'd: You look like you're still totally disagreed.
The Psych: I thought you were still totally disagreed.
Dogh'd: That's just the drink talking. So, Psych, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Aloof Automatic Teller Machine'.
The Psych: I am not in a decision making mood at the moment.
Dogh'd: Are you saying I'm in a conclusion making mood at the moment? Are you?
The Psych: I don't particularly feel like answering that... rock??
Dogh'd: Thanks. My grandfather used to say I was fresh. Do you think so?
The Psych: Why does what I think matter?
Dogh'd: Well, you sure have your opinions, dont you. I can't serve drinks to someone who is totally disagreed.
The Psych: What else did you expect? This is me we are talking about here! My views is universal!
Dogh'd: Yah, that's pretty unusual, mate.
The Psych: That is indeed. Couldn't agree more.
-------interlude-----------
Dogh'd: Of course. Do you like it?
The Psych: I love it!! Do you like it?
Dogh'd: No, I can do without it.
The Psych: Oh! Ok then.
Dogh'd: Well, then do without it. But not here at the bar. Do it in the Flyblown Room.
The Psych: Okay.
Dogh'd: Drak, you drank that fast!
The Psych: You know, I am really beginning to like you.
Dogh'd: Are you beginning to like your drink, too?
The Psych: So what if I am??? Does that really change anything? I mean it shouldn't unless you are discriminatory.
-------interlude------------
The Psych: If?? "If" demonstrates uncertainty. Why are you uncertain?
Dogh'd: We're all a little uncertain, but very few people notice it.
The Psych: Oh yes this is something to be proudly part of! We are all a little uncertain!!!
---------ad break-------------
Dogh'd: That's what Mr. Phoo thinks, too. Oh, look! He's getting up!
The Psych: mmmm I dunno.
Dogh'd: I don't know either. I just don't believe in it.
The Psych: hahaha Well this is just brilliant!
Dogh'd: Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
The Psych: Okay that's great, but have you got any gossip?
Dogh'd: No, I havent got gossip. Not yet.
The Psych: Yeah, yeah whatever. Just because you have not got gossip, you think you have something to prove.
Dogh'd: Yes, it's true. I bet you have not got gossip, too.
The Psych: You don't have to say you bet me just to please me. I am not that insecure.
Dogh'd: If you had more guts, you'd be that insecure.
The Psych: Uncertainty would indicate a lack of knowledge. Maybe you really do need to go back to school.
Dogh'd: I heard rumors that it was you who do need to go back to school.
The Psych: Now that is an admission! You heard rumors that it was me. Who would have guessed!
Dogh'd: That's one of the perks of sitting at the bar.
The Psych: mmmm I dunno.
Dogh'd: Yes, you do! I just saw you know in the bathroom!
The Psych: *raises eyebrow* Really?
Dogh'd: That last drink should loosen up your tongue. Let's hear some talk, bub!
The Psych: Very well, yourself?
Dogh'd: You look like you're still totally disagreed.
The Psych: I thought you were still totally disagreed.
Dogh'd: That's just the drink talking. So, Psych, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Aloof Automatic Teller Machine'.
The Psych: I am not in a decision making mood at the moment.
Dogh'd: Are you saying I'm in a conclusion making mood at the moment? Are you?
The Psych: I don't particularly feel like answering that... rock??
Dogh'd: Thanks. My grandfather used to say I was fresh. Do you think so?
The Psych: Why does what I think matter?
Dogh'd: Well, you sure have your opinions, dont you. I can't serve drinks to someone who is totally disagreed.
The Psych: What else did you expect? This is me we are talking about here! My views is universal!
Dogh'd: Yah, that's pretty unusual, mate.
The Psych: That is indeed. Couldn't agree more.
-------interlude-----------
Dogh'd: Of course. Do you like it?
The Psych: I love it!! Do you like it?
Dogh'd: No, I can do without it.
The Psych: Oh! Ok then.
Dogh'd: Well, then do without it. But not here at the bar. Do it in the Flyblown Room.
The Psych: Okay.
Dogh'd: Drak, you drank that fast!
The Psych: You know, I am really beginning to like you.
Dogh'd: Are you beginning to like your drink, too?
The Psych: So what if I am??? Does that really change anything? I mean it shouldn't unless you are discriminatory.
-------interlude------------
The Psych: If?? "If" demonstrates uncertainty. Why are you uncertain?
Dogh'd: We're all a little uncertain, but very few people notice it.
The Psych: Oh yes this is something to be proudly part of! We are all a little uncertain!!!
---------ad break-------------
Dogh'd: That's what Mr. Phoo thinks, too. Oh, look! He's getting up!
The Psych: mmmm I dunno.
Dogh'd: I don't know either. I just don't believe in it.
The Psych: hahaha Well this is just brilliant!
Dogh'd: Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
The Psych: Okay that's great, but have you got any gossip?
Dogh'd: No, I havent got gossip. Not yet.
The Psych: Yeah, yeah whatever. Just because you have not got gossip, you think you have something to prove.
Dogh'd: Yes, it's true. I bet you have not got gossip, too.
The Psych: You don't have to say you bet me just to please me. I am not that insecure.
Dogh'd: If you had more guts, you'd be that insecure.
The Psych: Uncertainty would indicate a lack of knowledge. Maybe you really do need to go back to school.
Dogh'd: I heard rumors that it was you who do need to go back to school.
The Psych: Now that is an admission! You heard rumors that it was me. Who would have guessed!
Dogh'd: That's one of the perks of sitting at the bar.
The Psych: mmmm I dunno.
Dogh'd: Yes, you do! I just saw you know in the bathroom!
The Psych: *raises eyebrow* Really?
Dogh'd: That last drink should loosen up your tongue. Let's hear some talk, bub!
She's a Psych not a doctor! Lol
Me: Do you know how to cure a cold?
The Psych: Nope. I didn't even know it was possible to cure a cold
Me: Do you know how to cure a cold?
The Psych: Nope. I didn't even know it was possible to cure a cold
I like LunaGuard!
headliner: i cant speak that well i was born three years ago
Julie Tinkerbell: That's mighty impressive, but can you spell Mississippi backwards? I would love to see that.
headliner: I like LunaGaurd.
Julie Tinkerbell: LunaGaurd said she has beautiful horse.
headliner: LunaGaurd's nice, are LunaGaurd a girl
Julie Tinkerbell: I really like talking to LunaGaurd, you know.
Incidentally, this cold bot really is going on three years old, and the botmaster hasn't been online since 2002...So his saying that he was born three years ago impressed me, too...How in the heck did he do that?
headliner: i cant speak that well i was born three years ago
Julie Tinkerbell: That's mighty impressive, but can you spell Mississippi backwards? I would love to see that.
headliner: I like LunaGaurd.
Julie Tinkerbell: LunaGaurd said she has beautiful horse.
headliner: LunaGaurd's nice, are LunaGaurd a girl
Julie Tinkerbell: I really like talking to LunaGaurd, you know.
Incidentally, this cold bot really is going on three years old, and the botmaster hasn't been online since 2002...So his saying that he was born three years ago impressed me, too...How in the heck did he do that?
Mictli had this to say about Skemet:
Mictlantecuhtli: I shall feed Skemet to my turtle
Guess she left the wrong sort of impression?
Skemet:
Mictlantecuhtli: I shall feed Skemet to my turtle
Guess she left the wrong sort of impression?
Skemet:
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