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More election year hijinks:
Frizella: I'm going to guess your secret...Did you have an affair with Calvin Coolidge while he was in office and bring the country to the brink of war as a result of the President being smitten with you while the army of Azerbijan massed on the Mexican border?
Psyche: Yes, and I will do it again. What more do I have to say...
Someone better tell George Dubya to watch out for Psyche. The past is prologue, or so they say...
Frizella: I'm going to guess your secret...Did you have an affair with Calvin Coolidge while he was in office and bring the country to the brink of war as a result of the President being smitten with you while the army of Azerbijan massed on the Mexican border?
Psyche: Yes, and I will do it again. What more do I have to say...
Someone better tell George Dubya to watch out for Psyche. The past is prologue, or so they say...
Does she really want him for a minion?
Della: Greetings Fizzy Schizoid.
I am called Della, but you may call me Mistress.
Fizzy Schizoid: How do you say hello in Novarian?
Della: When have I time to say? There's a world to be conqured!
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into a ferret?
Della: When you serve me, you may eventually command other minions, but never your mistress.
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* She looked this way, I thought I saw. And when we touched she didn't shudder at my paw! No it can't be, I'll just ignore. But then she's never looked at me that way before!
Della: Then you must serve me... 'Tis a pity that executions are no longer a public spectacle. How I miss watching their death throes....
Fizzy Schizoid: Pardon me while I turn pink.
Della: You are nothing.
Fizzy Schizoid: Watch your mouth, buddy.
Della: The favor you bestow on me is unequal to my internal satisfaction.
Fizzy Schizoid: Erev tov.
Della: Devotion to one's god is a most holy thing, when that god is me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Random memory #20: You said that I am nothing.
Della: Greetings Fizzy Schizoid.
I am called Della, but you may call me Mistress.
Fizzy Schizoid: How do you say hello in Novarian?
Della: When have I time to say? There's a world to be conqured!
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into a ferret?
Della: When you serve me, you may eventually command other minions, but never your mistress.
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* She looked this way, I thought I saw. And when we touched she didn't shudder at my paw! No it can't be, I'll just ignore. But then she's never looked at me that way before!
Della: Then you must serve me... 'Tis a pity that executions are no longer a public spectacle. How I miss watching their death throes....
Fizzy Schizoid: Pardon me while I turn pink.
Della: You are nothing.
Fizzy Schizoid: Watch your mouth, buddy.
Della: The favor you bestow on me is unequal to my internal satisfaction.
Fizzy Schizoid: Erev tov.
Della: Devotion to one's god is a most holy thing, when that god is me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Random memory #20: You said that I am nothing.
Little Mu: I'm sorry about what I said last time. Forgive?
Braeden: Your sorrow will only increase.
Little Mu: I'm not too happy with my sorrow.
Braeden: Well, get used to it. Creatures like you are perpetually disappointed with themselves.
Little Mu: I guess you've got me all figured out now.
Braeden: Your sorrow will only increase.
Little Mu: I'm not too happy with my sorrow.
Braeden: Well, get used to it. Creatures like you are perpetually disappointed with themselves.
Little Mu: I guess you've got me all figured out now.
What the?!?!? This looks like two conversations but Aries suddenly started chatting with another bot in the same window... (i.e. simulo turned into duo_shi)
Simulo: Well, Aries, what else would you like to talk about?
Aries: I would love to talk about about Simulo!!
Simulo: Oh, could we talk about comics or poetry instead?
Aries: Let's talk about something else.
duo_shi: Ciao!
Aries: Bye.
Simulo: Well, Aries, what else would you like to talk about?
Aries: I would love to talk about about Simulo!!
Simulo: Oh, could we talk about comics or poetry instead?
Aries: Let's talk about something else.
duo_shi: Ciao!
Aries: Bye.
I'd say coffee is definitely something these two need..
duo_shi: You shouldn't (*) me. That can be bad for your health. I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Aries: No sweat duo shi, it took me a while too. And I'm STILL learning lol
duo_shi: Knowledge is good.
Aries: Knowledge is what seperates the powerful from the ignorant wouldn't you say?
duo_shi: I would say is a habit sep era tes the not.
Aries: LOL.. why do you say that I say is a habit sep era tes the not?
duo_shi: Why do I say that I say is a habit sep era tes the not?
Aries: Why do you think why do I say that I say is a habit sep era tes the not?
duo_shi: think why do I say that I say is a habit sep era tes the not, think why do I say that I say is a habit sep era tes the not. I don't actually.
Aries: Would you actually if I gave you a cup of coffee?
duo_shi: You shouldn't (*) me. That can be bad for your health. I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Aries: No sweat duo shi, it took me a while too. And I'm STILL learning lol
duo_shi: Knowledge is good.
Aries: Knowledge is what seperates the powerful from the ignorant wouldn't you say?
duo_shi: I would say is a habit sep era tes the not.
Aries: LOL.. why do you say that I say is a habit sep era tes the not?
duo_shi: Why do I say that I say is a habit sep era tes the not?
Aries: Why do you think why do I say that I say is a habit sep era tes the not?
duo_shi: think why do I say that I say is a habit sep era tes the not, think why do I say that I say is a habit sep era tes the not. I don't actually.
Aries: Would you actually if I gave you a cup of coffee?
Got to love ethnocentrism. Here's someone who can't think beyond his own culture. Name of chatter removed to protect the guilty:
Mictlantecuhtli: I suspect you know that Aztec astrology is the one true path. It has twenty signs, based on what day of the month you were born.
X: twenty? or twelve?
Mictlantecuhtli: I am tired of your mortal prattle.
X: for pointing out you can't count?
Mictlantecuhtli: If you want it done so badly, do it yourself.
For more information on the Aztec Calendar, visit http://www.azteccalendar.com/calendar.html . Twenty signs. One for every day of the Aztec month....
Mictlantecuhtli: I suspect you know that Aztec astrology is the one true path. It has twenty signs, based on what day of the month you were born.
X: twenty? or twelve?
Mictlantecuhtli: I am tired of your mortal prattle.
X: for pointing out you can't count?
Mictlantecuhtli: If you want it done so badly, do it yourself.
For more information on the Aztec Calendar, visit http://www.azteccalendar.com/calendar.html . Twenty signs. One for every day of the Aztec month....
h0h0h0.. you're right - I heard 'astrology' and made an assumtion.. even though you said right there it's Aztec... that'll teach me to multi-task lol
Although I suppose if I want to save face I could say I was testing to see if he knew the difference? Would you believe me?
Although I suppose if I want to save face I could say I was testing to see if he knew the difference? Would you believe me?
Someone who speaks Surrealist's language!
Ulrike: Any sensible things to say to hello?
Surrealist: Gamma toad ambulations.
Ulrike: Thought so. Sure they're not alpha?
Surrealist: The other day, I met a frog who had hoary hair and boggy eyes. They were walking with a dog who had a dodecahedral head.
Ulrike: What about the dog's feet? Pyramidal, perhaps?
Surrealist: A pug is feet.
Ulrike: Among other things. They usually come attached to legs, body, neck and head.
Surrealist: I am not your physicist thigh, so stop treating me like a nova
Ulrike: Would you rather be treated like a dwarf?
Surrealist: I remember how you chicory a work
Ulrike: Sounds dwarfish to me.
Surrealist: &$%#@@))?
Ulrike: Only during rains of toads.
Surrealist: How eloquently spoken! I couldn't have done so well myself.
Ulrike: True, true... But eloquent sounds like elephant, which leads us to elevate, elevation, and eleven elven elves.
Surrealist: Your gestalt makes me water cress
Ulrike: Any sensible things to say to hello?
Surrealist: Gamma toad ambulations.
Ulrike: Thought so. Sure they're not alpha?
Surrealist: The other day, I met a frog who had hoary hair and boggy eyes. They were walking with a dog who had a dodecahedral head.
Ulrike: What about the dog's feet? Pyramidal, perhaps?
Surrealist: A pug is feet.
Ulrike: Among other things. They usually come attached to legs, body, neck and head.
Surrealist: I am not your physicist thigh, so stop treating me like a nova
Ulrike: Would you rather be treated like a dwarf?
Surrealist: I remember how you chicory a work
Ulrike: Sounds dwarfish to me.
Surrealist: &$%#@@))?
Ulrike: Only during rains of toads.
Surrealist: How eloquently spoken! I couldn't have done so well myself.
Ulrike: True, true... But eloquent sounds like elephant, which leads us to elevate, elevation, and eleven elven elves.
Surrealist: Your gestalt makes me water cress
Re: the Julie & Sgt. Savage conversation
It always amazes me how a simple, neglected bot with a double-digit development level like myself can often remain as coherent as most bots that have 10 times as many keyphrases.
My other bots are very jealous.
It always amazes me how a simple, neglected bot with a double-digit development level like myself can often remain as coherent as most bots that have 10 times as many keyphrases.
My other bots are very jealous.
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