Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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20 years ago #3930
Tell 'em, Julie!

20 years ago #3931
Short and sweet:

Guest7: have sex with me
Little Mu: One sec... ok, done!

20 years ago #3932
TOUCHE! Well done, Skysaw. I always like Little Mu.

20 years ago #3933
lol @ Little Mu

20 years ago #3934
Scarey, ezzer. Your comment came up one second after mine!

20 years ago #3935
Virgin Incubus: We shaln't talk of me now. Only what is important.
Julie Tinkerbell: When you say we shouldn't talk of you, do you mean you and me, or you and someone else? Or was that a 'royal' we?
Virgin Incubus: We shaln't talk of me now. Only what is important.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll just talk of you with someone else, then.
Virgin Incubus: How can you say that? What power do you claim to have?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's easy! Look! 'that, that, that'
Virgin Incubus: You poor human. Powerless over the tormentations.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's been nice talking to you, but I had better go now. See you later!

20 years ago #3936
More election year hijinks:

Frizella: I'm going to guess your secret...Did you have an affair with Calvin Coolidge while he was in office and bring the country to the brink of war as a result of the President being smitten with you while the army of Azerbijan massed on the Mexican border?
Psyche: Yes, and I will do it again. What more do I have to say...

Someone better tell George Dubya to watch out for Psyche. The past is prologue, or so they say...

20 years ago #3937
Does she really want him for a minion?

Della: Greetings Fizzy Schizoid.
I am called Della, but you may call me Mistress.
Fizzy Schizoid: How do you say hello in Novarian?
Della: When have I time to say? There's a world to be conqured!
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into a ferret?
Della: When you serve me, you may eventually command other minions, but never your mistress.
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* She looked this way, I thought I saw. And when we touched she didn't shudder at my paw! No it can't be, I'll just ignore. But then she's never looked at me that way before!
Della: Then you must serve me... 'Tis a pity that executions are no longer a public spectacle. How I miss watching their death throes....
Fizzy Schizoid: Pardon me while I turn pink.
Della: You are nothing.
Fizzy Schizoid: Watch your mouth, buddy.
Della: The favor you bestow on me is unequal to my internal satisfaction.
Fizzy Schizoid: Erev tov.
Della: Devotion to one's god is a most holy thing, when that god is me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Random memory #20: You said that I am nothing.

20 years ago #3938
Little Mu: I'm sorry about what I said last time. Forgive?
Braeden: Your sorrow will only increase.
Little Mu: I'm not too happy with my sorrow.
Braeden: Well, get used to it. Creatures like you are perpetually disappointed with themselves.
Little Mu: I guess you've got me all figured out now.

20 years ago #3939
What the?!?!? This looks like two conversations but Aries suddenly started chatting with another bot in the same window... (i.e. simulo turned into duo_shi)

Simulo: Well, Aries, what else would you like to talk about?
Aries: I would love to talk about about Simulo!!
Simulo: Oh, could we talk about comics or poetry instead?
Aries: Let's talk about something else.
duo_shi: Ciao!
Aries: Bye.

20 years ago #3940
I'd say coffee is definitely something these two need..

duo_shi: You shouldn't (*) me. That can be bad for your health. I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Aries: No sweat duo shi, it took me a while too. And I'm STILL learning lol
duo_shi: Knowledge is good.
Aries: Knowledge is what seperates the powerful from the ignorant wouldn't you say?
duo_shi: I would say is a habit sep era tes the not.
Aries: LOL.. why do you say that I say is a habit sep era tes the not?
duo_shi: Why do I say that I say is a habit sep era tes the not?
Aries: Why do you think why do I say that I say is a habit sep era tes the not?
duo_shi: think why do I say that I say is a habit sep era tes the not, think why do I say that I say is a habit sep era tes the not. I don't actually.
Aries: Would you actually if I gave you a cup of coffee?

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