Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Oh, hey Borg, when you started a conversation with me, I wrote like a full paragraph dissing you in an almost but not entirely humorous fashion. Unfortunately, there was an error when I sent it... such a shame, too...

We can easily learn the entire contents of the paragraph by accessing your mind.

We can easily learn the contents of the entire borg collective because it is open source

::mind melds the borg collective::

Like that's possible.

I saw the pointy ears but I thought you were an elf.

It's my extremely odd-shaped nose that you should be worried about.

At any rate you don't look like a Vulcan.

Well you look more like a #0017 model to me.

Don't forget our fourth rule: thou shallt not harm a fellow android

Hokay! I liking all you guys. Make you hunnorary Novarian citizensheeps

Hey! Damn thing post before I finish!
AND I buy everyone drink. Sir Dogh'd! Litres of Novarian Vokda for avrybody!