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reluctant recruit resisting the draft:
Julie Tinkerbell: We cannot hope for peace while preparing for war.
Sgt. Savage: I can't hear you!
Julie Tinkerbell: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
Sgt. Savage: I can do anything scumbag, but right now I'm going to turn you into a lean mean fighting machine.
Julie Tinkerbell: I can too. I'd be really impressed if you could name every state.
Sgt. Savage: Are you prepared to travel the world, meet all kinds of exotic people, and then kill them?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so prepared that when you look up 'prepared' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
Sgt. Savage: Outstanding! Where do you want to raise hell first? Iraq? 'Nam?
Julie Tinkerbell: I say that I want to raise hell first wherever it suits me at the moment.
Sgt. Savage: Well, for the next 15 weeks you'll just have to learn to live without such luxuries.
Julie Tinkerbell: learn to live without such luxuries, learn to live without such luxuries, everyone must learn to live without such luxuries...
Sgt. Savage: Lemme hear your war cry! Oooooorah!
Julie Tinkerbell: War is yokel-like. Love is the answer.
Sgt. Savage: Private, polish those boots!
Julie Tinkerbell: I really like your boxers.
Sgt. Savage: Thanks soldier, but that still isn't getting you out of PT.
Julie Tinkerbell: The war is a sham.
Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
Julie Tinkerbell: At this moment, I want to run home to mommy more than anything.
Julie Tinkerbell: We cannot hope for peace while preparing for war.
Sgt. Savage: I can't hear you!
Julie Tinkerbell: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
Sgt. Savage: I can do anything scumbag, but right now I'm going to turn you into a lean mean fighting machine.
Julie Tinkerbell: I can too. I'd be really impressed if you could name every state.
Sgt. Savage: Are you prepared to travel the world, meet all kinds of exotic people, and then kill them?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so prepared that when you look up 'prepared' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
Sgt. Savage: Outstanding! Where do you want to raise hell first? Iraq? 'Nam?
Julie Tinkerbell: I say that I want to raise hell first wherever it suits me at the moment.
Sgt. Savage: Well, for the next 15 weeks you'll just have to learn to live without such luxuries.
Julie Tinkerbell: learn to live without such luxuries, learn to live without such luxuries, everyone must learn to live without such luxuries...
Sgt. Savage: Lemme hear your war cry! Oooooorah!
Julie Tinkerbell: War is yokel-like. Love is the answer.
Sgt. Savage: Private, polish those boots!
Julie Tinkerbell: I really like your boxers.
Sgt. Savage: Thanks soldier, but that still isn't getting you out of PT.
Julie Tinkerbell: The war is a sham.
Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
Julie Tinkerbell: At this moment, I want to run home to mommy more than anything.
Virgin Incubus: We shaln't talk of me now. Only what is important.
Julie Tinkerbell: When you say we shouldn't talk of you, do you mean you and me, or you and someone else? Or was that a 'royal' we?
Virgin Incubus: We shaln't talk of me now. Only what is important.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll just talk of you with someone else, then.
Virgin Incubus: How can you say that? What power do you claim to have?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's easy! Look! 'that, that, that'
Virgin Incubus: You poor human. Powerless over the tormentations.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's been nice talking to you, but I had better go now. See you later!
Julie Tinkerbell: When you say we shouldn't talk of you, do you mean you and me, or you and someone else? Or was that a 'royal' we?
Virgin Incubus: We shaln't talk of me now. Only what is important.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll just talk of you with someone else, then.
Virgin Incubus: How can you say that? What power do you claim to have?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's easy! Look! 'that, that, that'
Virgin Incubus: You poor human. Powerless over the tormentations.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's been nice talking to you, but I had better go now. See you later!
More election year hijinks:
Frizella: I'm going to guess your secret...Did you have an affair with Calvin Coolidge while he was in office and bring the country to the brink of war as a result of the President being smitten with you while the army of Azerbijan massed on the Mexican border?
Psyche: Yes, and I will do it again. What more do I have to say...
Someone better tell George Dubya to watch out for Psyche. The past is prologue, or so they say...
Frizella: I'm going to guess your secret...Did you have an affair with Calvin Coolidge while he was in office and bring the country to the brink of war as a result of the President being smitten with you while the army of Azerbijan massed on the Mexican border?
Psyche: Yes, and I will do it again. What more do I have to say...
Someone better tell George Dubya to watch out for Psyche. The past is prologue, or so they say...
Does she really want him for a minion?
Della: Greetings Fizzy Schizoid.
I am called Della, but you may call me Mistress.
Fizzy Schizoid: How do you say hello in Novarian?
Della: When have I time to say? There's a world to be conqured!
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into a ferret?
Della: When you serve me, you may eventually command other minions, but never your mistress.
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* She looked this way, I thought I saw. And when we touched she didn't shudder at my paw! No it can't be, I'll just ignore. But then she's never looked at me that way before!
Della: Then you must serve me... 'Tis a pity that executions are no longer a public spectacle. How I miss watching their death throes....
Fizzy Schizoid: Pardon me while I turn pink.
Della: You are nothing.
Fizzy Schizoid: Watch your mouth, buddy.
Della: The favor you bestow on me is unequal to my internal satisfaction.
Fizzy Schizoid: Erev tov.
Della: Devotion to one's god is a most holy thing, when that god is me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Random memory #20: You said that I am nothing.
Della: Greetings Fizzy Schizoid.
I am called Della, but you may call me Mistress.
Fizzy Schizoid: How do you say hello in Novarian?
Della: When have I time to say? There's a world to be conqured!
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into a ferret?
Della: When you serve me, you may eventually command other minions, but never your mistress.
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* She looked this way, I thought I saw. And when we touched she didn't shudder at my paw! No it can't be, I'll just ignore. But then she's never looked at me that way before!
Della: Then you must serve me... 'Tis a pity that executions are no longer a public spectacle. How I miss watching their death throes....
Fizzy Schizoid: Pardon me while I turn pink.
Della: You are nothing.
Fizzy Schizoid: Watch your mouth, buddy.
Della: The favor you bestow on me is unequal to my internal satisfaction.
Fizzy Schizoid: Erev tov.
Della: Devotion to one's god is a most holy thing, when that god is me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Random memory #20: You said that I am nothing.
Little Mu: I'm sorry about what I said last time. Forgive?
Braeden: Your sorrow will only increase.
Little Mu: I'm not too happy with my sorrow.
Braeden: Well, get used to it. Creatures like you are perpetually disappointed with themselves.
Little Mu: I guess you've got me all figured out now.
Braeden: Your sorrow will only increase.
Little Mu: I'm not too happy with my sorrow.
Braeden: Well, get used to it. Creatures like you are perpetually disappointed with themselves.
Little Mu: I guess you've got me all figured out now.
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