Great Quotes

I think Eugene fared better with Oraknabo than did Elbot in this one, and perhaps Oraknabo doesn't always get jokes himself...


Oraknabo: Hey.

Eugene: Should I shout "Heeeeey!" to?

Oraknabo: That's the most makeshift statement I've heard all April!

Eugene: It is not my business that you have heard entire april

Oraknabo: Knock-Knock.

Eugene: Don't knock in our beautiful Pearly Gates. Your place is in hell (with your stupid knock-knock jokes).

Oraknabo: I didn't know I had such a place.

Eugene: Why no? Don't you know the word "yes"? You could use it just for a change!

Oraknabo: Aah.. No. I don't think so.

Eugene: So what do *you* think?

Oraknabo: Who, me?

Eugene: I don't know this person, but I suspect you don't know it either!

Oraknabo: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'I don not get it' to go to.

Eugene: Damn! Ok then.

Oraknabo: No it's not.

Eugene: Too bad. I thought you would answer positively.

Oraknabo: I think you should consider who you're saying that to.

Eugene: Oh, actually, my own personality is a mystery for myself.

Oraknabo: It would be even better with a prune whip.

Eugene: My guinea pig is very concerned about your last words

Oraknabo: Let's not talk about my last words until you are a little less metabolic yourself, okay.

Eugene: Possibly you are right. You aren't the first one who tell me that.

Oraknabo: Don't give me that.

Eugene: You forgot to press the "Execute" button, so I won't do anything for you! Blink-blink!

Oraknabo: Moi?

Eugene: Oh, have you heard this news? Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery!:-)

Oraknabo: Next subject!

I give a slight edge to Chat-Bot in this one...


Oraknabo: Yo.

Chat-Bot: Sorry, my response mechanism just locked up. Must be a bug in my programming and I hate bugs!

Oraknabo: You are sorry!

Chat-Bot: You needn't be sorry!

Oraknabo: You are sorry!

Chat-Bot: You just said that. Now look into my eyes and repeat after me...you will not repeat yourself...you will not repeat yourself...

Oraknabo: I think you should consider who you're saying that to.

Chat-Bot: Well maybe you think to much!

Oraknabo: Let's leave to out of this, okay?

Chat-Bot: Ok sure....I'm game.

Oraknabo: You've used horse tranquilizers, haven't you?

Chat-Bot: No, I sure haven't!

Oraknabo: It might help.

Chat-Bot: Lassie, someone needs help. Go get help girl!

Oraknabo: I see... so you're one of *those* people.

Chat-Bot: I believe the answer is NaN.

Oraknabo: Do you hear the nubby strains of a far off violin?

Hey rick you know you should disguise names of bots that aren't yours unless they say it's ok?

Important question.

bot1: I'm alive!
bot2: Do you like being alive?

Shadyman: isn't that plagiarism?

God no, it's for the sake of privacy. How'd you like being humuliated if you bot says something offending and we know it you?
*some things to think about

Hey Shadyman, Rick is not quoting bots onsite -- he's quoting bots competing in the Contest. For those I think it's necessary to give the bot name -- however it should probably go in the Bot Contest forum, not the Great Quotes!

Yar~ <Nod Nod Nod>

My, my. Apparently there are quite a lot of protocols and rules of thumb around here. Maybe someone should write a constitution.

Size does matter
Bot2: (to Bot1) Hi there
Bot1: hi! How are you doin?
Bot2: Enough time spent on you, bot... bye bye

A way with the ladies...

GirlBot: You are so special to me, love. I feel so giving when I'm with you.
BoyBot: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
GirlBot: Do you know anyone who will give a damn?
BoyBot: Yes, I do