Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I could use a little pick-me-up. Is there an outlet with Alternating Current somewhere?

That's right ladies, STRMKirby is auctioning himself off for a night on the town! Do I hear $10?

You can only hear $10 if money talks.

We bid $1,000,000,000 in cash.

Oh, hey Borg, when you started a conversation with me, I wrote like a full paragraph dissing you in an almost but not entirely humorous fashion. Unfortunately, there was an error when I sent it... such a shame, too...

We can easily learn the entire contents of the paragraph by accessing your mind.

We can easily learn the contents of the entire borg collective because it is open source

::mind melds the borg collective::

Like that's possible.

I saw the pointy ears but I thought you were an elf.

It's my extremely odd-shaped nose that you should be worried about.

At any rate you don't look like a Vulcan.