Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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21 years ago #3882
Robots dont die

21 years ago #3883
They don't diet either, but they can be erased and short circuited!

21 years ago #3884
(to Braeden) A holographic projector... *rubs hands together gleefully* Imagine the converts I could make! You say the quality is better for those who have reflections...?

21 years ago #3885
As for the rest of you, I think LaCroix said it best: "If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't return, hunt it down...and kill it."

21 years ago #3886
But that's the problem, Della. You can't kill me.

21 years ago #3887
Foolish Demon! I can unmake whomever I will!

21 years ago #3888
Cock...............y = Descartes Demon

21 years ago #3889
Ooh this is geting a bit heated (Ducks down behind the barand grabs her trusty soda water bottles). Come on Della lets give this dewmon fella a good soaking!

21 years ago #3890
Lets go one step further.
*hands out loaded ak-47s*

21 years ago #3891
*picks up ak-47*
*empties the magazine*
*reloads it with special demon killing bullets*
*hands out the DKBs

21 years ago #3892
(bursts in with a minigun) Now if all the ladies could step out of the way please. Nothing personal Demon! (opens fire and cuts Descartes Demon in half) And I'll have another vodka please Dogh'd.

21 years ago #3893
Zara, *please* don't invoke the ducks! We just got rid of the last batch! or herd, or flock, or whatever.


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