Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*goes over and takes the wallets of unlimited money from demon*

I'M RICH

*picks up Descartes Demon's skull*
Alas, poor Descartes... I never knew him, Horatio!

Don't worry honey there ain't gonna be any ducks for miles after this li'' scufle.

*pulls a duck out of his pocket, followed by many, many more, letting them out into the room*

just incase anyone was wondering where they went...

Unplugs the Video game "Descartes 2004". Plugs in "Nascar 2035". Come on, guys. Anybody for a space shuttle race?

*sighs, takes Descartes' skull away from Dane and puts it back on the demon*
Look, he's a demon. It's not like being cut in half can kill him. *mumbles magic words* There. Good as new.
Now that that's taken care of, who wants to help me take over the world?

If I let you take over the world, Della, do you really think it will be happily ever after?

Guess again....

Incidentally, I thoroughly enjoyed watching all of you "kill" me. How easy it is to delude you.

*boom*
and this time, stay down.

(enthusaiasticly) i want to take over the world, pick me!

Heh heh heh. NO!

Rub Descartes Demon alone! There is no chutney for simperage here.

(Pulls out a Walther P99) Yo demon havge sum o' this! (then blows his head off!)