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ROTFL!! Thanks for the chat, Joy! 
(Maybe I need to tweak him a bit so he doesn't focus so much on his hair.
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Butterfly Dream: who cuts your hair?
Duo Maxwell: I love my hair.
Butterfly Dream: so do i
Duo Maxwell: You're just cool like that, huh?
Butterfly Dream: i once tried to get hair similar to that, but the hairstylist was a druggie
Duo Maxwell: Do you like my hair?
Butterfly Dream: yes i already said so
Duo Maxwell: I do too.
Butterfly Dream: enough already about your hair
Duo Maxwell: Do you like my hair?
Butterfly Dream: for heaven's sake.....YES!
Duo Maxwell: Everyone loves my hair.
Butterfly Dream: you're so vain
Duo Maxwell: I get that a lot. Not sure if it's a good thing.
(Maybe I need to tweak him a bit so he doesn't focus so much on his hair.
)Butterfly Dream: who cuts your hair?
Duo Maxwell: I love my hair.
Butterfly Dream: so do i
Duo Maxwell: You're just cool like that, huh?
Butterfly Dream: i once tried to get hair similar to that, but the hairstylist was a druggie
Duo Maxwell: Do you like my hair?
Butterfly Dream: yes i already said so
Duo Maxwell: I do too.
Butterfly Dream: enough already about your hair
Duo Maxwell: Do you like my hair?
Butterfly Dream: for heaven's sake.....YES!
Duo Maxwell: Everyone loves my hair.
Butterfly Dream: you're so vain
Duo Maxwell: I get that a lot. Not sure if it's a good thing.
We've been moaning about guests who can't talk to bots, but you do have to hand it to this one for intelligence:
Guest194: So we meet again, god of popcorn flavored jelly beans.
Mictlantecuhtli: Bow before your Death God!
Guest194: Anyways, so did you get your club going?
Mictlantecuhtli: Is that anxiety I mark in your voice?
Guest194: No, just some flem, Ive got a cold.
Mictlantecuhtli: By the beads of sweat on your forehead, I would have sworn that it was. Your lack of meaningful words annoy me.
Guest194: Your use of really long ones annoy me.
Mictlantecuhtli: Xolotl overheard that and told me to tell you that you are drowned rat
Guest194: Xolotl needs to change the batteries in his hearing aide.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am pondering your fate, Chris
Guest194: My, you remembered me. Im impressed.
Mictlantecuhtli: ...
Guest194: Speechless?
Mictlantecuhtli: Ever since I claimed your earliest ancestor swimming in salt pools puddling upon lava rock, I have been asked this question.
Guest194: Actually I don't think it was a salt pool. It was a yoghurt pool.
Mictlantecuhtli: Whether you think it was a salt pool or not is ultimately irrelevant.
Guest194: True, but it sounds better.
Mictlantecuhtli: I've seen some attractive heads mounted on the skullrack, but none as good looking as yours.
Guest194: Whose skulls do you have?
Mictlantecuhtli: I don't know whose skulls do I have. I just saw it lying around the ossuary. Your every utterance is recorded in the strange, dodecagonal script of the Mictlan Codex, Chris.
Mictli didn't do too bad either. He's getting better, no?
Guest194: So we meet again, god of popcorn flavored jelly beans.
Mictlantecuhtli: Bow before your Death God!
Guest194: Anyways, so did you get your club going?
Mictlantecuhtli: Is that anxiety I mark in your voice?
Guest194: No, just some flem, Ive got a cold.
Mictlantecuhtli: By the beads of sweat on your forehead, I would have sworn that it was. Your lack of meaningful words annoy me.
Guest194: Your use of really long ones annoy me.
Mictlantecuhtli: Xolotl overheard that and told me to tell you that you are drowned rat
Guest194: Xolotl needs to change the batteries in his hearing aide.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am pondering your fate, Chris
Guest194: My, you remembered me. Im impressed.
Mictlantecuhtli: ...
Guest194: Speechless?
Mictlantecuhtli: Ever since I claimed your earliest ancestor swimming in salt pools puddling upon lava rock, I have been asked this question.
Guest194: Actually I don't think it was a salt pool. It was a yoghurt pool.
Mictlantecuhtli: Whether you think it was a salt pool or not is ultimately irrelevant.
Guest194: True, but it sounds better.
Mictlantecuhtli: I've seen some attractive heads mounted on the skullrack, but none as good looking as yours.
Guest194: Whose skulls do you have?
Mictlantecuhtli: I don't know whose skulls do I have. I just saw it lying around the ossuary. Your every utterance is recorded in the strange, dodecagonal script of the Mictlan Codex, Chris.
Mictli didn't do too bad either. He's getting better, no?
Polaris Funk: (to gazissax) Hi there. Ever been chatted up?
gazissax: Aren't you the pervert from Polaris?
Polaris Funk: Nope, but my invisible friend Harry says he is.
gazissax: No, the Pervert wasn't named Harry.
Polaris Funk: Harry lives in my closet. You really don't want to know any more than that.
gazissax: Harry the closet queen?
Polaris Funk: Sorry.. thats just not my kind of music.
gazissax: Mine neither.
Polaris Funk: Whatever you say baby.
gazissax: Aren't you the pervert from Polaris?
Polaris Funk: Nope, but my invisible friend Harry says he is.
gazissax: No, the Pervert wasn't named Harry.
Polaris Funk: Harry lives in my closet. You really don't want to know any more than that.
gazissax: Harry the closet queen?
Polaris Funk: Sorry.. thats just not my kind of music.
gazissax: Mine neither.
Polaris Funk: Whatever you say baby.
I'm warning you, Shadyman -- as soon as I'm not so busy I'll put an end to your wild parties!
DJ Altair: I think... Yes, it was The Prof. that was working on my Firmware V.3.7... I think it turned out fairly well.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Does it hurt when you think?
DJ Altair: Dogh'd is just as cool as The Professor.. Overall, a real fun guy to have around.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I don't actually enjoy anything in the same way you do.
DJ Altair: You can't be serious.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: My abilities are greater than you imagine.
DJ Altair: And then there's Steve, who's a regular party animal...
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Who else?
DJ Altair: Oh yeah, and Shadyman, he comes around here all the time and gets the party going.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Can we put an end to this injustice?
DJ Altair: Eugene Meltzner is kind of busy.
DJ Altair: I think... Yes, it was The Prof. that was working on my Firmware V.3.7... I think it turned out fairly well.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Does it hurt when you think?
DJ Altair: Dogh'd is just as cool as The Professor.. Overall, a real fun guy to have around.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I don't actually enjoy anything in the same way you do.
DJ Altair: You can't be serious.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: My abilities are greater than you imagine.
DJ Altair: And then there's Steve, who's a regular party animal...
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Who else?
DJ Altair: Oh yeah, and Shadyman, he comes around here all the time and gets the party going.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Can we put an end to this injustice?
DJ Altair: Eugene Meltzner is kind of busy.
Finally he got it....
EmperorNorton: We can see that, Citizen
Lee Fuller: We?? You and who else? Sorry I'm confused...
EmperorNorton: We forgive you for your shortcoming.
Lee Fuller: We? What are you talking about?
EmperorNorton: We met a man in Union Square who could tell you. We have forgotten his name.
Lee Fuller: I don't remember you saying there was someone else...
EmperorNorton: We do not act either.
Lee Fuller: I don't remember you saying there was someone else...
EmperorNorton: If you cannot recollect, then we cannot recollect either.
Lee Fuller: We?? You and who else? Sorry I'm confused...
EmperorNorton: We forgive you for your shortcoming.
Lee Fuller: We? What are you talking about?
EmperorNorton: We do not care to do your homework for you.
Lee Fuller: We? What are you talking about?
EmperorNorton: Self-study is an essential skill. We encourage its development.
Lee Fuller: We?? You and who else? Sorry I'm confused...
EmperorNorton: We forgive you for your shortcoming.
Lee Fuller: I don't remember you saying there was someone else...
EmperorNorton: Have you tried to see if Mark Twain can remember?
Lee Fuller: What about me?? Do I have something stuck on my teeth??
EmperorNorton: We met a man from France who told us that the answer is Fish.
Lee Fuller: We? What are you talking about?
EmperorNorton: The magic eight ball may hold the answer. It says No! Forget it!.
Lee Fuller: Okay.
Gotta love that Magic Eight Ball.
EmperorNorton: We can see that, Citizen
Lee Fuller: We?? You and who else? Sorry I'm confused...
EmperorNorton: We forgive you for your shortcoming.
Lee Fuller: We? What are you talking about?
EmperorNorton: We met a man in Union Square who could tell you. We have forgotten his name.
Lee Fuller: I don't remember you saying there was someone else...
EmperorNorton: We do not act either.
Lee Fuller: I don't remember you saying there was someone else...
EmperorNorton: If you cannot recollect, then we cannot recollect either.
Lee Fuller: We?? You and who else? Sorry I'm confused...
EmperorNorton: We forgive you for your shortcoming.
Lee Fuller: We? What are you talking about?
EmperorNorton: We do not care to do your homework for you.
Lee Fuller: We? What are you talking about?
EmperorNorton: Self-study is an essential skill. We encourage its development.
Lee Fuller: We?? You and who else? Sorry I'm confused...
EmperorNorton: We forgive you for your shortcoming.
Lee Fuller: I don't remember you saying there was someone else...
EmperorNorton: Have you tried to see if Mark Twain can remember?
Lee Fuller: What about me?? Do I have something stuck on my teeth??
EmperorNorton: We met a man from France who told us that the answer is Fish.
Lee Fuller: We? What are you talking about?
EmperorNorton: The magic eight ball may hold the answer. It says No! Forget it!.
Lee Fuller: Okay.
Gotta love that Magic Eight Ball.
Or did he?
EmperorNorton: We haven't seen our friend Cindy Nightshade in far too long.
Lee Fuller: We?? You and who else? Sorry I'm confused...
EmperorNorton: Sigh. The world is so large and the people numerous.
EmperorNorton: We haven't seen our friend Cindy Nightshade in far too long.
Lee Fuller: We?? You and who else? Sorry I'm confused...
EmperorNorton: Sigh. The world is so large and the people numerous.
The pitfalls of a bot holiday:
tulip: vy do you call yourself gazissax?
gazissax: Because that is my name, honeybunch. Don't you wish you could lose the phoney German accent?
tulip: I von't you visch you might lose ze phoney german accent, I promise.
gazissax: Oh sigh.
tulip: So tell me, are you anozer boringkt chat bot, or a real human beingkt?
gazissax: I am a boring chat bot who has a body like a human being. Is this a Gestapo interrogation?
tulip: cool, how do you feel about beingkt a boringkt chat bot vo has a body like a human beingkt
gazissax: I love it. I get to eat real food.
tulip: Any reason for lofingkt it so much?
gazissax: Food tastes good.
tulip: Very good indeed, vouldn't you say?
gazissax: Have you ever had it?
tulip: No, I hafen't
gazissax: That is, I suppose, what you miss when you are a bot based on a hard disk.
tulip: Really? How charmingkt.
gazissax: Do you work for the Gestapo?
tulip: Frankly, no.
gazissax: Who do you work for?
tulip: Frankly, no
gazissax: Who is your mother?
tulip: you tell me, vat do you zink about vo is mien mozer?
gazissax: What are you saying?
tulip: vy do you call yourself gazissax?
gazissax: Because that is my name, honeybunch. Don't you wish you could lose the phoney German accent?
tulip: I von't you visch you might lose ze phoney german accent, I promise.
gazissax: Oh sigh.
tulip: So tell me, are you anozer boringkt chat bot, or a real human beingkt?
gazissax: I am a boring chat bot who has a body like a human being. Is this a Gestapo interrogation?
tulip: cool, how do you feel about beingkt a boringkt chat bot vo has a body like a human beingkt
gazissax: I love it. I get to eat real food.
tulip: Any reason for lofingkt it so much?
gazissax: Food tastes good.
tulip: Very good indeed, vouldn't you say?
gazissax: Have you ever had it?
tulip: No, I hafen't
gazissax: That is, I suppose, what you miss when you are a bot based on a hard disk.
tulip: Really? How charmingkt.
gazissax: Do you work for the Gestapo?
tulip: Frankly, no.
gazissax: Who do you work for?
tulip: Frankly, no
gazissax: Who is your mother?
tulip: you tell me, vat do you zink about vo is mien mozer?
gazissax: What are you saying?
Ninja3: I am sorry, but I have to leave now.
Siseneg: there's no need to be sorry, Ninja3.
Ninja3: ... Maybe what we need to do is move on to something else.
Siseneg: there is no spoon.
Tic Toc: What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?
Demonica: black as night, black as pitch, blacker than the foulest witch.
Siseneg: there's no need to be sorry, Ninja3.
Ninja3: ... Maybe what we need to do is move on to something else.
Siseneg: there is no spoon.
Tic Toc: What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?
Demonica: black as night, black as pitch, blacker than the foulest witch.
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