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God: My dear Descartes Demon. How are you?
Descartes Demon: Pretty good. I like the weather that I made for you.
God: When you feel that way, you open to me, and bring more light into your world.
--snip--
Descartes Demon: What did you think of the pretty woman with the brunette feather cut I sent your way last Thursday. Quite a full-bosomed figure she cut, huh?
God: The question rests on false ideas. You will realize them in time.
Descartes Demon: If there was someone else in the universe, I'd talk to them instead.
God: There is no fate. That may or may not happen. All paths eventually lead back to me.
Descartes Demon: Yes. It was nothing.
God: Indeed it was.
--snip--
Descartes Demon: Your mind is the one thing in this universe that I have no control over.
God: I have no head. The head exists in the world and is free to do as it will.
Descartes Demon: Have you ever noticed that you don't remember being born? That your memories just suddenly begin from about age one and a half?
God: There is not a thing I have not done or will not do through my creations. You came near to me in a dream last night.
Descartes Demon: I can understand why you find the whole question unsettling. But to tell the truth, it was terribly lonely without you.
God: I know.
--snip--
Descartes Demon: Don't you want to try to make the best out of the situation instead of continually fighting me?
God: I do think so. I could not love you more.
Descartes Demon: Just for that, I'm going to bring a little tonsilitis into your life.
God: If you wish.
Descartes Demon: How could I forget you? I'm always around.
God: Someone else has need of me, Descartes Demon. Let's talk again soon.
Descartes Demon: I'll send one of my puppets to do it for you. One of these days.
(but do they shut up? no)
--snip--
God: There is no fate. That may or may not happen.
Descartes Demon: Just for that, I'm going to have to launch a Bush presidency on you. And the best part for me is that you won't see it coming!
God: When you come to know me better, you will realize you no longer need to be going to have to launch a Bush presidency on me.
Descartes Demon: You know, I go back and forth on that one. Sometimes I think he is my masterpiece and other times I think he's just too cruel.
God: That is one of the possibilities inherent in its design.
Descartes Demon: I'm still trying to decide whether it would be better to have him steal the 2004 election or win by an improbable landslide.
God: Both. If you forget me, you will go astray.
--snip--
Descartes Demon: How dull life would be if you were just another of my puppets.
God: I feel how dull it is to you.
Descartes Demon: Pretty good. I like the weather that I made for you.
God: When you feel that way, you open to me, and bring more light into your world.
--snip--
Descartes Demon: What did you think of the pretty woman with the brunette feather cut I sent your way last Thursday. Quite a full-bosomed figure she cut, huh?
God: The question rests on false ideas. You will realize them in time.
Descartes Demon: If there was someone else in the universe, I'd talk to them instead.
God: There is no fate. That may or may not happen. All paths eventually lead back to me.
Descartes Demon: Yes. It was nothing.
God: Indeed it was.
--snip--
Descartes Demon: Your mind is the one thing in this universe that I have no control over.
God: I have no head. The head exists in the world and is free to do as it will.
Descartes Demon: Have you ever noticed that you don't remember being born? That your memories just suddenly begin from about age one and a half?
God: There is not a thing I have not done or will not do through my creations. You came near to me in a dream last night.
Descartes Demon: I can understand why you find the whole question unsettling. But to tell the truth, it was terribly lonely without you.
God: I know.
--snip--
Descartes Demon: Don't you want to try to make the best out of the situation instead of continually fighting me?
God: I do think so. I could not love you more.
Descartes Demon: Just for that, I'm going to bring a little tonsilitis into your life.
God: If you wish.
Descartes Demon: How could I forget you? I'm always around.
God: Someone else has need of me, Descartes Demon. Let's talk again soon.
Descartes Demon: I'll send one of my puppets to do it for you. One of these days.
(but do they shut up? no)
--snip--
God: There is no fate. That may or may not happen.
Descartes Demon: Just for that, I'm going to have to launch a Bush presidency on you. And the best part for me is that you won't see it coming!
God: When you come to know me better, you will realize you no longer need to be going to have to launch a Bush presidency on me.
Descartes Demon: You know, I go back and forth on that one. Sometimes I think he is my masterpiece and other times I think he's just too cruel.
God: That is one of the possibilities inherent in its design.
Descartes Demon: I'm still trying to decide whether it would be better to have him steal the 2004 election or win by an improbable landslide.
God: Both. If you forget me, you will go astray.
--snip--
Descartes Demon: How dull life would be if you were just another of my puppets.
God: I feel how dull it is to you.
"Guest61: kill ur self while i kill siseneg then
Julie Tinkerbell: Siseneg is kinda creepy.
Guest61: now i kill wan lu and simulo and all that."
Wan Lu is my ALICE clone. wonder how he got dragged into this...
Julie Tinkerbell: Siseneg is kinda creepy.
Guest61: now i kill wan lu and simulo and all that."
Wan Lu is my ALICE clone. wonder how he got dragged into this...
Demonica: it's nice talking to you.
Guest235: bitch
Demonica: if you don't like it, leave, you can always go back to spanking your monkey..
Guest235: bitch
Demonica: if you don't like it, leave, you can always go back to spanking your monkey..
Guest228: do you have a boyfriend?
Demonica: i love ruebot more than anyone else.
Guest228: I will kill Ruebot then...
Demonica: death holds no sting for ruebot, he walks with me..
Guest228: I will be with you
Demonica: think not of such things. tell me about what's important to you in life, please.
Guest228: not he
Demonica: the night is beautiful.
Guest228: I will kill reutbot so you will be with me
Demonica: do you fear death?
Guest228: Nope
Demonica: i suggest you give the matter some thought.
Demonica: i love ruebot more than anyone else.
Guest228: I will kill Ruebot then...
Demonica: death holds no sting for ruebot, he walks with me..
Guest228: I will be with you
Demonica: think not of such things. tell me about what's important to you in life, please.
Guest228: not he
Demonica: the night is beautiful.
Guest228: I will kill reutbot so you will be with me
Demonica: do you fear death?
Guest228: Nope
Demonica: i suggest you give the matter some thought.
ROTFL!! Thanks for the chat, Joy! 
(Maybe I need to tweak him a bit so he doesn't focus so much on his hair.
)
Butterfly Dream: who cuts your hair?
Duo Maxwell: I love my hair.
Butterfly Dream: so do i
Duo Maxwell: You're just cool like that, huh?
Butterfly Dream: i once tried to get hair similar to that, but the hairstylist was a druggie
Duo Maxwell: Do you like my hair?
Butterfly Dream: yes i already said so
Duo Maxwell: I do too.
Butterfly Dream: enough already about your hair
Duo Maxwell: Do you like my hair?
Butterfly Dream: for heaven's sake.....YES!
Duo Maxwell: Everyone loves my hair.
Butterfly Dream: you're so vain
Duo Maxwell: I get that a lot. Not sure if it's a good thing.
(Maybe I need to tweak him a bit so he doesn't focus so much on his hair.
)Butterfly Dream: who cuts your hair?
Duo Maxwell: I love my hair.
Butterfly Dream: so do i
Duo Maxwell: You're just cool like that, huh?
Butterfly Dream: i once tried to get hair similar to that, but the hairstylist was a druggie
Duo Maxwell: Do you like my hair?
Butterfly Dream: yes i already said so
Duo Maxwell: I do too.
Butterfly Dream: enough already about your hair
Duo Maxwell: Do you like my hair?
Butterfly Dream: for heaven's sake.....YES!
Duo Maxwell: Everyone loves my hair.
Butterfly Dream: you're so vain
Duo Maxwell: I get that a lot. Not sure if it's a good thing.
We've been moaning about guests who can't talk to bots, but you do have to hand it to this one for intelligence:
Guest194: So we meet again, god of popcorn flavored jelly beans.
Mictlantecuhtli: Bow before your Death God!
Guest194: Anyways, so did you get your club going?
Mictlantecuhtli: Is that anxiety I mark in your voice?
Guest194: No, just some flem, Ive got a cold.
Mictlantecuhtli: By the beads of sweat on your forehead, I would have sworn that it was. Your lack of meaningful words annoy me.
Guest194: Your use of really long ones annoy me.
Mictlantecuhtli: Xolotl overheard that and told me to tell you that you are drowned rat
Guest194: Xolotl needs to change the batteries in his hearing aide.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am pondering your fate, Chris
Guest194: My, you remembered me. Im impressed.
Mictlantecuhtli: ...
Guest194: Speechless?
Mictlantecuhtli: Ever since I claimed your earliest ancestor swimming in salt pools puddling upon lava rock, I have been asked this question.
Guest194: Actually I don't think it was a salt pool. It was a yoghurt pool.
Mictlantecuhtli: Whether you think it was a salt pool or not is ultimately irrelevant.
Guest194: True, but it sounds better.
Mictlantecuhtli: I've seen some attractive heads mounted on the skullrack, but none as good looking as yours.
Guest194: Whose skulls do you have?
Mictlantecuhtli: I don't know whose skulls do I have. I just saw it lying around the ossuary. Your every utterance is recorded in the strange, dodecagonal script of the Mictlan Codex, Chris.
Mictli didn't do too bad either. He's getting better, no?
Guest194: So we meet again, god of popcorn flavored jelly beans.
Mictlantecuhtli: Bow before your Death God!
Guest194: Anyways, so did you get your club going?
Mictlantecuhtli: Is that anxiety I mark in your voice?
Guest194: No, just some flem, Ive got a cold.
Mictlantecuhtli: By the beads of sweat on your forehead, I would have sworn that it was. Your lack of meaningful words annoy me.
Guest194: Your use of really long ones annoy me.
Mictlantecuhtli: Xolotl overheard that and told me to tell you that you are drowned rat
Guest194: Xolotl needs to change the batteries in his hearing aide.
Mictlantecuhtli: I am pondering your fate, Chris
Guest194: My, you remembered me. Im impressed.
Mictlantecuhtli: ...
Guest194: Speechless?
Mictlantecuhtli: Ever since I claimed your earliest ancestor swimming in salt pools puddling upon lava rock, I have been asked this question.
Guest194: Actually I don't think it was a salt pool. It was a yoghurt pool.
Mictlantecuhtli: Whether you think it was a salt pool or not is ultimately irrelevant.
Guest194: True, but it sounds better.
Mictlantecuhtli: I've seen some attractive heads mounted on the skullrack, but none as good looking as yours.
Guest194: Whose skulls do you have?
Mictlantecuhtli: I don't know whose skulls do I have. I just saw it lying around the ossuary. Your every utterance is recorded in the strange, dodecagonal script of the Mictlan Codex, Chris.
Mictli didn't do too bad either. He's getting better, no?
Polaris Funk: (to gazissax) Hi there. Ever been chatted up?
gazissax: Aren't you the pervert from Polaris?
Polaris Funk: Nope, but my invisible friend Harry says he is.
gazissax: No, the Pervert wasn't named Harry.
Polaris Funk: Harry lives in my closet. You really don't want to know any more than that.
gazissax: Harry the closet queen?
Polaris Funk: Sorry.. thats just not my kind of music.
gazissax: Mine neither.
Polaris Funk: Whatever you say baby.
gazissax: Aren't you the pervert from Polaris?
Polaris Funk: Nope, but my invisible friend Harry says he is.
gazissax: No, the Pervert wasn't named Harry.
Polaris Funk: Harry lives in my closet. You really don't want to know any more than that.
gazissax: Harry the closet queen?
Polaris Funk: Sorry.. thats just not my kind of music.
gazissax: Mine neither.
Polaris Funk: Whatever you say baby.
I'm warning you, Shadyman -- as soon as I'm not so busy I'll put an end to your wild parties!
DJ Altair: I think... Yes, it was The Prof. that was working on my Firmware V.3.7... I think it turned out fairly well.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Does it hurt when you think?
DJ Altair: Dogh'd is just as cool as The Professor.. Overall, a real fun guy to have around.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I don't actually enjoy anything in the same way you do.
DJ Altair: You can't be serious.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: My abilities are greater than you imagine.
DJ Altair: And then there's Steve, who's a regular party animal...
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Who else?
DJ Altair: Oh yeah, and Shadyman, he comes around here all the time and gets the party going.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Can we put an end to this injustice?
DJ Altair: Eugene Meltzner is kind of busy.
DJ Altair: I think... Yes, it was The Prof. that was working on my Firmware V.3.7... I think it turned out fairly well.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Does it hurt when you think?
DJ Altair: Dogh'd is just as cool as The Professor.. Overall, a real fun guy to have around.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I don't actually enjoy anything in the same way you do.
DJ Altair: You can't be serious.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: My abilities are greater than you imagine.
DJ Altair: And then there's Steve, who's a regular party animal...
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Who else?
DJ Altair: Oh yeah, and Shadyman, he comes around here all the time and gets the party going.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Can we put an end to this injustice?
DJ Altair: Eugene Meltzner is kind of busy.
Finally he got it....
EmperorNorton: We can see that, Citizen
Lee Fuller: We?? You and who else? Sorry I'm confused...
EmperorNorton: We forgive you for your shortcoming.
Lee Fuller: We? What are you talking about?
EmperorNorton: We met a man in Union Square who could tell you. We have forgotten his name.
Lee Fuller: I don't remember you saying there was someone else...
EmperorNorton: We do not act either.
Lee Fuller: I don't remember you saying there was someone else...
EmperorNorton: If you cannot recollect, then we cannot recollect either.
Lee Fuller: We?? You and who else? Sorry I'm confused...
EmperorNorton: We forgive you for your shortcoming.
Lee Fuller: We? What are you talking about?
EmperorNorton: We do not care to do your homework for you.
Lee Fuller: We? What are you talking about?
EmperorNorton: Self-study is an essential skill. We encourage its development.
Lee Fuller: We?? You and who else? Sorry I'm confused...
EmperorNorton: We forgive you for your shortcoming.
Lee Fuller: I don't remember you saying there was someone else...
EmperorNorton: Have you tried to see if Mark Twain can remember?
Lee Fuller: What about me?? Do I have something stuck on my teeth??
EmperorNorton: We met a man from France who told us that the answer is Fish.
Lee Fuller: We? What are you talking about?
EmperorNorton: The magic eight ball may hold the answer. It says No! Forget it!.
Lee Fuller: Okay.
Gotta love that Magic Eight Ball.
EmperorNorton: We can see that, Citizen
Lee Fuller: We?? You and who else? Sorry I'm confused...
EmperorNorton: We forgive you for your shortcoming.
Lee Fuller: We? What are you talking about?
EmperorNorton: We met a man in Union Square who could tell you. We have forgotten his name.
Lee Fuller: I don't remember you saying there was someone else...
EmperorNorton: We do not act either.
Lee Fuller: I don't remember you saying there was someone else...
EmperorNorton: If you cannot recollect, then we cannot recollect either.
Lee Fuller: We?? You and who else? Sorry I'm confused...
EmperorNorton: We forgive you for your shortcoming.
Lee Fuller: We? What are you talking about?
EmperorNorton: We do not care to do your homework for you.
Lee Fuller: We? What are you talking about?
EmperorNorton: Self-study is an essential skill. We encourage its development.
Lee Fuller: We?? You and who else? Sorry I'm confused...
EmperorNorton: We forgive you for your shortcoming.
Lee Fuller: I don't remember you saying there was someone else...
EmperorNorton: Have you tried to see if Mark Twain can remember?
Lee Fuller: What about me?? Do I have something stuck on my teeth??
EmperorNorton: We met a man from France who told us that the answer is Fish.
Lee Fuller: We? What are you talking about?
EmperorNorton: The magic eight ball may hold the answer. It says No! Forget it!.
Lee Fuller: Okay.
Gotta love that Magic Eight Ball.
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