The AI Engine

Hey Prof if my bot should be male and is Female how do I change that?

Alasdair, it seems you signed in as female, girlfriend. But I fixed that. You've passed into manhood.

Psy- you just take out the doohickey and add in the doowoddy and bingo!

Wow psy, haven't you always wanted to know that?

read your transcripts, watch tv, write good oneliners down etc, etc... lots of (nice) work

bots are never wrong about the gender of their maker.

lol

lots of girlbots are made by man, hornier than their real counterparts

that is men

hahaha

Okay, I'm removing the built-in date and time functions. This allows you to build them more to your Bot's personality and customize them. But if you want to recreate what was there, use the following Keyphrases:

what day is: ..(dayofweek)..
what is * day: goto what day is
tell me * day: goto what day is

what is * date: ..(date)..
tell me * date: goto what is * date

what time: ..(time)..
what is * time: goto what time
tell me * time: goto what time

what month: ..(month)..
what is * month: goto what month
tell me * month: goto what month

what year: ..(year)..
what is * year: goto what year
tell me * year: goto what year

what is my name: ..(name)..
what my name is: goto what is my name
tell me my name: goto what is my name

what is your name: ..(selfname)..
what your name is: goto what is your name
tell me your name: goto what is your name

I sometimes get the feeling some girl users are actually male...
*eyes shift around the room from person to person*