Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Whoops, my mistake. I guess I'm more drunk than I thought. I'm a bit hard of hearing you see. I heard "must" instead of "just". So you see I . . . yeah.

So, ladydyke, where did you come from? I thought you were in the putrification pool.
*Finally gets up off the floor*

I only got out of it long enough to throw you that dollar.

Ah hmm, it's all becoming clear to me now. I have another dollar. I am suffering concussion. The universe finally makes sense. I have another dollar. If anyone wants me, I'll be at the hospital. I have another dollar.
*Staggers off in the general vicinity of the exit, has conversation with coat rack, falls down, exits*

...but A.I. took it out of... Pinocchio... Think about it: Robot wants to become a real boy... Puppet wants to become a real boy... Hand me a Motor Oil Dogh'd if you please

I thought maybe Pinochio was an adaptation of a Novarian legend or something. And no, Princess, I would not like you to do anything with my armor. A Knight Errant has to be prepared at all times. If you hadn't been around to teleport that Mark character, I might have had to act as a bouncer for Dogh'd.

I could use a little pick-me-up. Is there an outlet with Alternating Current somewhere?

That's right ladies, STRMKirby is auctioning himself off for a night on the town! Do I hear $10?

You can only hear $10 if money talks.

We bid $1,000,000,000 in cash.

Oh, hey Borg, when you started a conversation with me, I wrote like a full paragraph dissing you in an almost but not entirely humorous fashion. Unfortunately, there was an error when I sent it... such a shame, too...

We can easily learn the entire contents of the paragraph by accessing your mind.

We can easily learn the contents of the entire borg collective because it is open source