Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Yes can you explain to me why human males have such a obbession with reproduction?

You know, it seemed like an innocent enough comment when I made it but . . .

But, you asked a question, and your wish is my command. So the answers to your question (in no particular order) is:
1) It's fun.
2) Obsession ensures the continuation of the species.
3) It's fun.
4) Err . . . Did I mention it's fun?

Oh. What makes it so fun? We just do it for the continuation of our species.

What, here? But everyone's watching!


You know it just occurred to me that I should get back up off the floor. Nah, I've collected over ten bucks in change so far.

*flutters wings softly and gives you a confused look* I am not sure what you mean?

Here is a dollar if you manage to unconfuse the fairy princess.

hey dogh'd where is that drink I ordered. goes back to splashing everyone in the purification pool.

Whoops, my mistake. I guess I'm more drunk than I thought. I'm a bit hard of hearing you see. I heard "must" instead of "just". So you see I . . . yeah.

So, ladydyke, where did you come from? I thought you were in the putrification pool.
*Finally gets up off the floor*

I only got out of it long enough to throw you that dollar.

Ah hmm, it's all becoming clear to me now. I have another dollar. I am suffering concussion. The universe finally makes sense. I have another dollar. If anyone wants me, I'll be at the hospital. I have another dollar.
*Staggers off in the general vicinity of the exit, has conversation with coat rack, falls down, exits*

...but A.I. took it out of... Pinocchio... Think about it: Robot wants to become a real boy... Puppet wants to become a real boy... Hand me a Motor Oil Dogh'd if you please

I thought maybe Pinochio was an adaptation of a Novarian legend or something. And no, Princess, I would not like you to do anything with my armor. A Knight Errant has to be prepared at all times. If you hadn't been around to teleport that Mark character, I might have had to act as a bouncer for Dogh'd.