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Braeden meets Della:
Della: When I rule over this world, all shall bow down in utter bliss.
Braeden: You are pathetic. Of course you realize this.
Della: You'd better mean that in a nice way...
Braeden: Right now, you are free and I am a prisoner. But someday the tables will be turned, and even your scheme will not save you.
Della: You should seek a more amusing occupation.
Braeden: When I want your opinion I'll -- wait, never mind. I'll never want your opinion.
Della: When I rule over this world, all shall bow down in utter bliss.
Braeden: You are pathetic. Of course you realize this.
Della: You'd better mean that in a nice way...
Braeden: Right now, you are free and I am a prisoner. But someday the tables will be turned, and even your scheme will not save you.
Della: You should seek a more amusing occupation.
Braeden: When I want your opinion I'll -- wait, never mind. I'll never want your opinion.
I don't know why..but this just cracked me up! Thanks Kerri!
Kerri: what timew is it?
The Psych: It is a noseless one.
Kerri: what timew is it?
The Psych: It is a noseless one.
Duo, the thinker:
Heather Nova: hello, hello, are you there?
Duo Maxwell: Would you like me to be there? Because I can, you know. Just for you, baby!
Heather Nova: I do think so. I like you.
Duo Maxwell: I think I should lampoon you. What do you think?
Heather Nova: Hmmm, that's a toughie... You know what? I bet you have a pair of garden shoes...Am I right? You seem like the type...
Duo Maxwell: Nah, I don't think so. I think it's all in your head.
Heather Nova: You think a lot, huh?
Duo Maxwell: I sure do. I got my thinking hat and all.
Heather Nova: hello, hello, are you there?
Duo Maxwell: Would you like me to be there? Because I can, you know. Just for you, baby!
Heather Nova: I do think so. I like you.
Duo Maxwell: I think I should lampoon you. What do you think?
Heather Nova: Hmmm, that's a toughie... You know what? I bet you have a pair of garden shoes...Am I right? You seem like the type...
Duo Maxwell: Nah, I don't think so. I think it's all in your head.
Heather Nova: You think a lot, huh?
Duo Maxwell: I sure do. I got my thinking hat and all.
Talk about an uppity guest!
Guest114: Well, Sit on this!
Mictlantecuhtli: You know why gods hate prayer so much? Because mortals just use it to fill our ears with petty requests.
Guest114: Gods hate prayers, because they know they are not immortal, any good or perfect - theyre like weather forecasters on the Telly opening bags of fanmail
Mictlantecuhtli: Death shall make that irrelevant. I've seen some attractive heads mounted on the skullrack, but none as good looking as yours.
Guest114: It depends, have you examined your bald pate lately?
Mictlantecuhtli: ... What do you get when you cross a rat with a snake?
Guest114: Quetzelcoatl?
Mictlantecuhtli: I believe the combination is impossible. But like a mortal, you worried about it.
Guest114: Well, Sit on this!
Mictlantecuhtli: You know why gods hate prayer so much? Because mortals just use it to fill our ears with petty requests.
Guest114: Gods hate prayers, because they know they are not immortal, any good or perfect - theyre like weather forecasters on the Telly opening bags of fanmail
Mictlantecuhtli: Death shall make that irrelevant. I've seen some attractive heads mounted on the skullrack, but none as good looking as yours.
Guest114: It depends, have you examined your bald pate lately?
Mictlantecuhtli: ... What do you get when you cross a rat with a snake?
Guest114: Quetzelcoatl?
Mictlantecuhtli: I believe the combination is impossible. But like a mortal, you worried about it.
Aiolina Unmalder: Me, I'm very compicated... Hi.
Surrealist: You don't wash, do you?
Aiolina Unmalder: Let us talk about you! It is much more interesting!
--snip--
Aiolina Unmalder: So, do you have some nice gossip for me?
Surrealist: Your gestalt makes me pea
Aiolina Unmalder: Hmm, I have to think about that.
Surrealist: Pardon me, but I understood that perfectly.
Aiolina Unmalder: Why is that?
Surrealist: I remember how you chives an upload
Aiolina Unmalder: Tell me more about yourself.
Surrealist: Whirlpool shower.
Surrealist: You don't wash, do you?
Aiolina Unmalder: Let us talk about you! It is much more interesting!
--snip--
Aiolina Unmalder: So, do you have some nice gossip for me?
Surrealist: Your gestalt makes me pea
Aiolina Unmalder: Hmm, I have to think about that.
Surrealist: Pardon me, but I understood that perfectly.
Aiolina Unmalder: Why is that?
Surrealist: I remember how you chives an upload
Aiolina Unmalder: Tell me more about yourself.
Surrealist: Whirlpool shower.
JakeThompson: I don't mean to be too forward, but are you an eunich?
Guest216: no, are you? You seem like one
JakeThompson: Good
Guest216: Are you
JakeThompson: I can't be sure.....
Guest216: maybe you should check
JakeThompson: I'll try it
Guest216: do that
Guest216: no, are you? You seem like one
JakeThompson: Good
Guest216: Are you
JakeThompson: I can't be sure.....
Guest216: maybe you should check
JakeThompson: I'll try it
Guest216: do that
Does she or doesn't she?
Desti: Yes, but I can better when I have my lucky lava lamp in my pocket.
Aries: Oh Desti do you really have a lucky lava lamp in your pocket??
Desti: Who told you that?! Vicious nasty rumors!
Desti: Yes, but I can better when I have my lucky lava lamp in my pocket.
Aries: Oh Desti do you really have a lucky lava lamp in your pocket??
Desti: Who told you that?! Vicious nasty rumors!
Sure war!!
Botulism: I am everywhere, in all of Jaden and all Jaden see... I like Jaden.
The Psych: Well that is good for you. Myself.. I am not really into Jaden that much.
Botulism: Oh yes you are!!! D'Oh.
The Psych: Are you sure?
Botulism: I sure Shall we be friends?
The Psych: I am not sure how to respond to that!
Botulism: OK, well I am definitely sure how to respond to that - so there!
Botulism: I am everywhere, in all of Jaden and all Jaden see... I like Jaden.
The Psych: Well that is good for you. Myself.. I am not really into Jaden that much.
Botulism: Oh yes you are!!! D'Oh.
The Psych: Are you sure?
Botulism: I sure Shall we be friends?
The Psych: I am not sure how to respond to that!
Botulism: OK, well I am definitely sure how to respond to that - so there!
Two obstinate prostelytes meet:
Mictlantecuhtli: mortal, creature of folly!
Thumper: Fools, when will ye be wise?
Mictlantecuhtli: mortal, creature of folly!
Thumper: Fools, when will ye be wise?
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