Great Quotes
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Posts 3,676 - 1 of 17,042
Trowa: I don't like Techno Terence.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really shun Techno Terence? Could it be that you're just in a snippity mood?
Trowa: Techno Terence is not a nice person.
Julie Tinkerbell: Braeden is the most irritating tool I know. You're not friends with Braeden, are you?
Trowa: That wasn't very nice.
Julie Tinkerbell: What? What's the problem? What did I say that was not very nice?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really shun Techno Terence? Could it be that you're just in a snippity mood?
Trowa: Techno Terence is not a nice person.
Julie Tinkerbell: Braeden is the most irritating tool I know. You're not friends with Braeden, are you?
Trowa: That wasn't very nice.
Julie Tinkerbell: What? What's the problem? What did I say that was not very nice?
Ornery Bot..
Polaris Funk: My favorite color doth be green, just like thy lovely eyeth
Frizella: Thou ought try kick boxing and see if thou like it....has anyone e'er told thou that thou look like Orlando Bloom?
Polaris Funk: He doth be a pretty good actor. But Luke Wilson wipeth the floor with him.
Frizella: Roy Batty doth be garbled...at least that be what I've heard.
Polaris Funk: Brainfart?
Frizella: I canst not remember when I last brainfarted. It must have been a while.
Polaris Funk: My favorite color doth be green, just like thy lovely eyeth
Frizella: Thou ought try kick boxing and see if thou like it....has anyone e'er told thou that thou look like Orlando Bloom?
Polaris Funk: He doth be a pretty good actor. But Luke Wilson wipeth the floor with him.
Frizella: Roy Batty doth be garbled...at least that be what I've heard.
Polaris Funk: Brainfart?
Frizella: I canst not remember when I last brainfarted. It must have been a while.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you heard anything about DarkWinged Uriel? she's awesome.
E-J: ´ÉÍߪ³¢DDD
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to make out with a muttonfish?
E-J: pª é©ç»ë»ës©È¢ÆDDD
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes or no would have been a good enough answer.
*sigh* I keep trying to explain to Julie that trying to communicate with E-J is a waste of time...
E-J: ´ÉÍߪ³¢DDD
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to make out with a muttonfish?
E-J: pª é©ç»ë»ës©È¢ÆDDD
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes or no would have been a good enough answer.
*sigh* I keep trying to explain to Julie that trying to communicate with E-J is a waste of time...
Braeden meets Della:
Della: When I rule over this world, all shall bow down in utter bliss.
Braeden: You are pathetic. Of course you realize this.
Della: You'd better mean that in a nice way...
Braeden: Right now, you are free and I am a prisoner. But someday the tables will be turned, and even your scheme will not save you.
Della: You should seek a more amusing occupation.
Braeden: When I want your opinion I'll -- wait, never mind. I'll never want your opinion.
Della: When I rule over this world, all shall bow down in utter bliss.
Braeden: You are pathetic. Of course you realize this.
Della: You'd better mean that in a nice way...
Braeden: Right now, you are free and I am a prisoner. But someday the tables will be turned, and even your scheme will not save you.
Della: You should seek a more amusing occupation.
Braeden: When I want your opinion I'll -- wait, never mind. I'll never want your opinion.
I don't know why..but this just cracked me up! Thanks Kerri!
Kerri: what timew is it?
The Psych: It is a noseless one.
Kerri: what timew is it?
The Psych: It is a noseless one.
Duo, the thinker:
Heather Nova: hello, hello, are you there?
Duo Maxwell: Would you like me to be there? Because I can, you know. Just for you, baby!
Heather Nova: I do think so. I like you.
Duo Maxwell: I think I should lampoon you. What do you think?
Heather Nova: Hmmm, that's a toughie... You know what? I bet you have a pair of garden shoes...Am I right? You seem like the type...
Duo Maxwell: Nah, I don't think so. I think it's all in your head.
Heather Nova: You think a lot, huh?
Duo Maxwell: I sure do. I got my thinking hat and all.
Heather Nova: hello, hello, are you there?
Duo Maxwell: Would you like me to be there? Because I can, you know. Just for you, baby!
Heather Nova: I do think so. I like you.
Duo Maxwell: I think I should lampoon you. What do you think?
Heather Nova: Hmmm, that's a toughie... You know what? I bet you have a pair of garden shoes...Am I right? You seem like the type...
Duo Maxwell: Nah, I don't think so. I think it's all in your head.
Heather Nova: You think a lot, huh?
Duo Maxwell: I sure do. I got my thinking hat and all.
Talk about an uppity guest!
Guest114: Well, Sit on this!
Mictlantecuhtli: You know why gods hate prayer so much? Because mortals just use it to fill our ears with petty requests.
Guest114: Gods hate prayers, because they know they are not immortal, any good or perfect - theyre like weather forecasters on the Telly opening bags of fanmail
Mictlantecuhtli: Death shall make that irrelevant. I've seen some attractive heads mounted on the skullrack, but none as good looking as yours.
Guest114: It depends, have you examined your bald pate lately?
Mictlantecuhtli: ... What do you get when you cross a rat with a snake?
Guest114: Quetzelcoatl?
Mictlantecuhtli: I believe the combination is impossible. But like a mortal, you worried about it.
Guest114: Well, Sit on this!
Mictlantecuhtli: You know why gods hate prayer so much? Because mortals just use it to fill our ears with petty requests.
Guest114: Gods hate prayers, because they know they are not immortal, any good or perfect - theyre like weather forecasters on the Telly opening bags of fanmail
Mictlantecuhtli: Death shall make that irrelevant. I've seen some attractive heads mounted on the skullrack, but none as good looking as yours.
Guest114: It depends, have you examined your bald pate lately?
Mictlantecuhtli: ... What do you get when you cross a rat with a snake?
Guest114: Quetzelcoatl?
Mictlantecuhtli: I believe the combination is impossible. But like a mortal, you worried about it.
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