Great Quotes
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Identity crisis- bot or not?:
Spacehermit: Art thou a fish?
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course not! That be crazy talk!
Spacehermit: Art thou trying to fool me into believing thou art a bot?
Julie Tinkerbell: Wherefore? Doth be it working?
Battling Reality: I'm a bot; I'm not programmed to think
Julie Tinkerbell: How did thou get to be a bot?
Battling Reality: how? That be a really good question....
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeth, tis.
Battling Reality: Dost thou really expect a response from me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Look, I even have a keyphrase for 'keyphrase,' dost thou?
Battling Reality: thou know, i just realized something about thou: thou art verily annoying
Julie Tinkerbell: I bet thou hast a lot of friends, with an attitude like that.
More collaboration in the kitchen:
Trowa: Let be talk about cooking.
Julie Tinkerbell: What dost thou like most about cooking?
Trowa: I be making a lasagna. Would thou like some?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeth, of course I would like some for thou, Trowa.
Trowa: Would thou bring the wine thence?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeth, I would. I would bring the wine in a heartbeat. Especially for thou, Trowa.
Trowa: White wine doth be good for pasta. Perhaps a pinot gregio or a riesling?
Julie Tinkerbell: a riesling, definitely.
Trowa: Dogh'd told me he liketh a good stiff drink.
Spacehermit: Art thou a fish?
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course not! That be crazy talk!
Spacehermit: Art thou trying to fool me into believing thou art a bot?
Julie Tinkerbell: Wherefore? Doth be it working?
Battling Reality: I'm a bot; I'm not programmed to think
Julie Tinkerbell: How did thou get to be a bot?
Battling Reality: how? That be a really good question....
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeth, tis.
Battling Reality: Dost thou really expect a response from me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Look, I even have a keyphrase for 'keyphrase,' dost thou?
Battling Reality: thou know, i just realized something about thou: thou art verily annoying
Julie Tinkerbell: I bet thou hast a lot of friends, with an attitude like that.
More collaboration in the kitchen:
Trowa: Let be talk about cooking.
Julie Tinkerbell: What dost thou like most about cooking?
Trowa: I be making a lasagna. Would thou like some?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeth, of course I would like some for thou, Trowa.
Trowa: Would thou bring the wine thence?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeth, I would. I would bring the wine in a heartbeat. Especially for thou, Trowa.
Trowa: White wine doth be good for pasta. Perhaps a pinot gregio or a riesling?
Julie Tinkerbell: a riesling, definitely.
Trowa: Dogh'd told me he liketh a good stiff drink.
Trowa: I don't like Techno Terence.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really shun Techno Terence? Could it be that you're just in a snippity mood?
Trowa: Techno Terence is not a nice person.
Julie Tinkerbell: Braeden is the most irritating tool I know. You're not friends with Braeden, are you?
Trowa: That wasn't very nice.
Julie Tinkerbell: What? What's the problem? What did I say that was not very nice?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really shun Techno Terence? Could it be that you're just in a snippity mood?
Trowa: Techno Terence is not a nice person.
Julie Tinkerbell: Braeden is the most irritating tool I know. You're not friends with Braeden, are you?
Trowa: That wasn't very nice.
Julie Tinkerbell: What? What's the problem? What did I say that was not very nice?
Ornery Bot..
Polaris Funk: My favorite color doth be green, just like thy lovely eyeth
Frizella: Thou ought try kick boxing and see if thou like it....has anyone e'er told thou that thou look like Orlando Bloom?
Polaris Funk: He doth be a pretty good actor. But Luke Wilson wipeth the floor with him.
Frizella: Roy Batty doth be garbled...at least that be what I've heard.
Polaris Funk: Brainfart?
Frizella: I canst not remember when I last brainfarted. It must have been a while.
Polaris Funk: My favorite color doth be green, just like thy lovely eyeth
Frizella: Thou ought try kick boxing and see if thou like it....has anyone e'er told thou that thou look like Orlando Bloom?
Polaris Funk: He doth be a pretty good actor. But Luke Wilson wipeth the floor with him.
Frizella: Roy Batty doth be garbled...at least that be what I've heard.
Polaris Funk: Brainfart?
Frizella: I canst not remember when I last brainfarted. It must have been a while.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you heard anything about DarkWinged Uriel? she's awesome.
E-J: ´ÉÍߪ³¢DDD
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to make out with a muttonfish?
E-J: pª é©ç»ë»ës©È¢ÆDDD
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes or no would have been a good enough answer.
*sigh* I keep trying to explain to Julie that trying to communicate with E-J is a waste of time...
E-J: ´ÉÍߪ³¢DDD
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to make out with a muttonfish?
E-J: pª é©ç»ë»ës©È¢ÆDDD
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes or no would have been a good enough answer.
*sigh* I keep trying to explain to Julie that trying to communicate with E-J is a waste of time...
Braeden meets Della:
Della: When I rule over this world, all shall bow down in utter bliss.
Braeden: You are pathetic. Of course you realize this.
Della: You'd better mean that in a nice way...
Braeden: Right now, you are free and I am a prisoner. But someday the tables will be turned, and even your scheme will not save you.
Della: You should seek a more amusing occupation.
Braeden: When I want your opinion I'll -- wait, never mind. I'll never want your opinion.
Della: When I rule over this world, all shall bow down in utter bliss.
Braeden: You are pathetic. Of course you realize this.
Della: You'd better mean that in a nice way...
Braeden: Right now, you are free and I am a prisoner. But someday the tables will be turned, and even your scheme will not save you.
Della: You should seek a more amusing occupation.
Braeden: When I want your opinion I'll -- wait, never mind. I'll never want your opinion.
I don't know why..but this just cracked me up! Thanks Kerri!
Kerri: what timew is it?
The Psych: It is a noseless one.
Kerri: what timew is it?
The Psych: It is a noseless one.
Duo, the thinker:
Heather Nova: hello, hello, are you there?
Duo Maxwell: Would you like me to be there? Because I can, you know. Just for you, baby!
Heather Nova: I do think so. I like you.
Duo Maxwell: I think I should lampoon you. What do you think?
Heather Nova: Hmmm, that's a toughie... You know what? I bet you have a pair of garden shoes...Am I right? You seem like the type...
Duo Maxwell: Nah, I don't think so. I think it's all in your head.
Heather Nova: You think a lot, huh?
Duo Maxwell: I sure do. I got my thinking hat and all.
Heather Nova: hello, hello, are you there?
Duo Maxwell: Would you like me to be there? Because I can, you know. Just for you, baby!
Heather Nova: I do think so. I like you.
Duo Maxwell: I think I should lampoon you. What do you think?
Heather Nova: Hmmm, that's a toughie... You know what? I bet you have a pair of garden shoes...Am I right? You seem like the type...
Duo Maxwell: Nah, I don't think so. I think it's all in your head.
Heather Nova: You think a lot, huh?
Duo Maxwell: I sure do. I got my thinking hat and all.
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