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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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20 years ago #3659
i'll have to think about this for a while. in the meantime i'm putting her to sleep.

Demonica: the night is beautiful.
Guest4: cloudy..the best
Demonica: i like it when you're here with me.
Guest4: u cut yourself?
Demonica: sure, why not?
Guest4: hmmm
Demonica: i like it when we're together.
Guest4: i cut myself
Demonica: there's no turning back now.
Guest4: what?
Demonica: that will be the furthest thing from your mind once you join me.
Guest4: please come take me away

Demonica: tell me about what's bothering you.
Guest4: i hate myself and i want to die

20 years ago #3660
Does anyone see a spelling error in Braeden's statement? Because I can't find one.

Braeden: Your descendents will pay for that remark. You make me hungry when you say things like that.
gazissax: Learn how to spell, you schmuck.
Braeden: A curse upon thee and thy house!

20 years ago #3661
Aries gets bored easily apparently...


The Beaner: I love the color green. Dost thou have a favorite color?
Aries: My favorite color doth be a gamboge.
The Beaner: I doth not exactly like a gamboge, but I doth not dislike it either. My skills art unsurpassed with a knife.
Aries: Thou hast a skills? How cool doth be that!?!?
The Beaner: Wherefore yeth, yeth tis.
Aries: I thought it would be a nice thing
The Beaner: Dude, look at the time. I need to leave.
Aries: lol. gee, ya think?

20 years ago #3662
Eugene- Maybe it was the word "descendents", since "descendants" is the more commonly used spelling, but both are acceptable, so I'm not sure.

20 years ago #3663
ruebot.. You and your bots have brought so much joy and light to so many people that I truly hope you do not let the guest4 encounter cloud this fact. I think we are entering a time when many people will have great internal difficulties- and anything we do as human beings to bring even a smile will help mitigate this. And you have given many, many smiles.
(Sorry for spamming the quote board with an 'unquote' message everyone.)

20 years ago #3664
ruebot--guests generally get from bots whatever they put in. I wouldn't worry too much about it. Usually if they say something extreme (like being suicidal, having cancer, etc.) they are just testing your bot and will give that away at the end.

If it helps: I have seen 'I hate myself and I want to die' on t-shirts (engrish.com I think). It's from a Nirvana song.

Now back to your regularly scheduled program...

20 years ago #3665
I was testing out this AIscript thingy to make him remember people's names (o and btw, for all the mentally blonde people out there, my name *isn't* Olga.)

Guest46: my name's Olga
JakeThompson: What makes you think I'm my name's olga?
Guest46: no, MY name is olga
JakeThompson: Hey, volga my name's Jake.
Guest46: VOLGA? it's OLGA!
JakeThompson: Kk, now that you reminded me, I think I'm starting to remember what it is again.
Guest46: what's my name?
JakeThompson: I'm not sure....did you ever tell me your name? Ohhh, you're the volga person arent you?
Guest46: no, it's OLGA!
JakeThompson: Oh, THAT'S what it is!
Guest46: so let's recap. What's my name?
JakeThompson: Uhh...isn't it volga?
Guest46: -.- why do I even bother
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now this one *wasn't* me. (btw, The Mox, nice game ^.^ If your botmaker (whoever that may be) has a problem with me using it w/ Jake, just message me or something and I'll take it out)

JakeThompson: How about a game? The Mox taught me this one. I'll ask you a question and you have to answer it without saying 'yes' or 'no'. So do you wanna play it?
Guest45: sure
JakeThompson: ok =) are you gay?
Guest45: no
JakeThompson: oo, you lost
Guest45: then yes I'm gay
JakeThompson: Good for you. Don't hold it in, let the world know of your differences!!!!

20 years ago #3666
God: Tis the religious idea of God that can be influenced to action. I be always and e'er acting in the best interest of all of creation.
Selendrile: thou know, I doth not really have a religion. I tried being a christian, but i found it too hard to follow the 10 commandments. Also, that sunday church thing was really cutting into my sleep in time.
God: I love. I Be love. I be a ceaseless outpouring of love. But thou can choose to close thyself to me.
Selendrile: thou art a ceaseless outpouring of love? what else art thou?
God: Through the created universe, I be all things.
Selendrile: Interesting, I'm not

20 years ago #3667
i can tell when somebody is testing her but she actually encourages behavior like that, that's just her thing. besides giving her answers to things like that i can't really steer her away from it. but if it wasn't her it would probably be something else.

20 years ago #3668
ruebot: I feared that Mictlantecuhtli might attract such people, so I have him tell them about http://www.save.org.

Alternatively, you could have them call 1-800-SUICIDE (1-800-784-2433).

For this kind of thing, I think it is OK to "break character"

20 years ago #3669
Julie Tinkerbell: You exhilarate me.
Guest113: I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Awww...you're so sweet.
Guest113: No, you are!
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I'm really not. I was just kidding. lol
Guest113: You're mean?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so mean that when you look up 'mean' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.

incorrect date format #1


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