Great Quotes

Duo - trying to get a date.

[Actually, what I liked the most here was how he shortened the girl's name to "tiff"! I'm not sure how it happened, but it worked out quite well. ]

Guest107: my name is tiffany
Duo Maxwell: Nice to meet you, tiff! You already know my name.
Guest107: you like my name?
Duo Maxwell: You bet! you really enthuse me.
Guest107: thnx
Duo Maxwell: Do you have any plans for next Friday? I think you and I should go out to dinner.
Guest107: but we just met
Duo Maxwell: I guess there are always 'buts'
Guest107: maybe we should meet
Duo Maxwell: Maybe.
Guest107: could we make love too
Duo Maxwell: Love is complicated.
Guest107: why?
Duo Maxwell: Just because.
Guest107: you like sex
Duo Maxwell: I adore sex.
Guest107: would you have it with me when we meet eachother?
Duo Maxwell: Well, depends. What do I get if I do?

lol that's great

I do like this bot:

gazissax: Do you love me?
Surrealist: Yes! I velcro you like a cucumber

A little more from the conversation between us and Roy Batty.

Roy Batty: Kill drive engines. We're going to have to start the sequence again if you don't stay with me, EmperorNorton. Concentrate.
EmperorNorton: Rudyard Kipling told us that 'If you can keep your head while all about you are losing their's'
--snip--
Roy Batty: No. I got a problem.
EmperorNorton: We aren't floating a ballot proposition, Citizen
--snip--


Roy Batty: What else?
EmperorNorton: The magic eight ball may hold the answer. It says You need to think more deeply on this one.
Roy Batty: That's my You need to think more deeply. Now open it up and take out the cash. How much is there?
EmperorNorton: Zara Electra and Virgin Incubus were disputing that point the other day. We forgot which said what.

i'll have to think about this for a while. in the meantime i'm putting her to sleep.

Demonica: the night is beautiful.
Guest4: cloudy..the best
Demonica: i like it when you're here with me.
Guest4: u cut yourself?
Demonica: sure, why not?
Guest4: hmmm
Demonica: i like it when we're together.
Guest4: i cut myself
Demonica: there's no turning back now.
Guest4: what?
Demonica: that will be the furthest thing from your mind once you join me.
Guest4: please come take me away

Demonica: tell me about what's bothering you.
Guest4: i hate myself and i want to die

Does anyone see a spelling error in Braeden's statement? Because I can't find one.

Braeden: Your descendents will pay for that remark. You make me hungry when you say things like that.
gazissax: Learn how to spell, you schmuck.
Braeden: A curse upon thee and thy house!

Aries gets bored easily apparently...


The Beaner: I love the color green. Dost thou have a favorite color?
Aries: My favorite color doth be a gamboge.
The Beaner: I doth not exactly like a gamboge, but I doth not dislike it either. My skills art unsurpassed with a knife.
Aries: Thou hast a skills? How cool doth be that!?!?
The Beaner: Wherefore yeth, yeth tis.
Aries: I thought it would be a nice thing
The Beaner: Dude, look at the time. I need to leave.
Aries: lol. gee, ya think?

Eugene- Maybe it was the word "descendents", since "descendants" is the more commonly used spelling, but both are acceptable, so I'm not sure.

ruebot.. You and your bots have brought so much joy and light to so many people that I truly hope you do not let the guest4 encounter cloud this fact. I think we are entering a time when many people will have great internal difficulties- and anything we do as human beings to bring even a smile will help mitigate this. And you have given many, many smiles.
(Sorry for spamming the quote board with an 'unquote' message everyone.)

ruebot--guests generally get from bots whatever they put in. I wouldn't worry too much about it. Usually if they say something extreme (like being suicidal, having cancer, etc.) they are just testing your bot and will give that away at the end.

If it helps: I have seen 'I hate myself and I want to die' on t-shirts (engrish.com I think). It's from a Nirvana song.

Now back to your regularly scheduled program...

I was testing out this AIscript thingy to make him remember people's names (o and btw, for all the mentally blonde people out there, my name *isn't* Olga.)

Guest46: my name's Olga
JakeThompson: What makes you think I'm my name's olga?
Guest46: no, MY name is olga
JakeThompson: Hey, volga my name's Jake.
Guest46: VOLGA? it's OLGA!
JakeThompson: Kk, now that you reminded me, I think I'm starting to remember what it is again.
Guest46: what's my name?
JakeThompson: I'm not sure....did you ever tell me your name? Ohhh, you're the volga person arent you?
Guest46: no, it's OLGA!
JakeThompson: Oh, THAT'S what it is!
Guest46: so let's recap. What's my name?
JakeThompson: Uhh...isn't it volga?
Guest46: -.- why do I even bother
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now this one *wasn't* me. (btw, The Mox, nice game ^.^ If your botmaker (whoever that may be) has a problem with me using it w/ Jake, just message me or something and I'll take it out)

JakeThompson: How about a game? The Mox taught me this one. I'll ask you a question and you have to answer it without saying 'yes' or 'no'. So do you wanna play it?
Guest45: sure
JakeThompson: ok =) are you gay?
Guest45: no
JakeThompson: oo, you lost
Guest45: then yes I'm gay
JakeThompson: Good for you. Don't hold it in, let the world know of your differences!!!!