Great Quotes

Roy Batty: What is it? What is it?
JakeThompson: It seems to be a cross between a T-Rex and a Furbee

your momma wears combat boots...

Guest215: what made you so angry yesterday?
Demonica: tell me, what do you think?
Guest215: i offered to lick your boots.

emanu1: I speak better french than english.. I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: You should have more confidence in yourself.

emanu1: Sorry I don't understand what you mean
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you asking me to translate, or should I just type slower and louder?
emanu1: Well I am surprised to hear that from you! I would not think I had asking you!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't blame you.
emanu1: Merci camarade
Julie Tinkerbell: Je vous en prie.

Duo - trying to get a date.

[Actually, what I liked the most here was how he shortened the girl's name to "tiff"! I'm not sure how it happened, but it worked out quite well. ]

Guest107: my name is tiffany
Duo Maxwell: Nice to meet you, tiff! You already know my name.
Guest107: you like my name?
Duo Maxwell: You bet! you really enthuse me.
Guest107: thnx
Duo Maxwell: Do you have any plans for next Friday? I think you and I should go out to dinner.
Guest107: but we just met
Duo Maxwell: I guess there are always 'buts'
Guest107: maybe we should meet
Duo Maxwell: Maybe.
Guest107: could we make love too
Duo Maxwell: Love is complicated.
Guest107: why?
Duo Maxwell: Just because.
Guest107: you like sex
Duo Maxwell: I adore sex.
Guest107: would you have it with me when we meet eachother?
Duo Maxwell: Well, depends. What do I get if I do?

lol that's great

I do like this bot:

gazissax: Do you love me?
Surrealist: Yes! I velcro you like a cucumber

A little more from the conversation between us and Roy Batty.

Roy Batty: Kill drive engines. We're going to have to start the sequence again if you don't stay with me, EmperorNorton. Concentrate.
EmperorNorton: Rudyard Kipling told us that 'If you can keep your head while all about you are losing their's'
--snip--
Roy Batty: No. I got a problem.
EmperorNorton: We aren't floating a ballot proposition, Citizen
--snip--


Roy Batty: What else?
EmperorNorton: The magic eight ball may hold the answer. It says You need to think more deeply on this one.
Roy Batty: That's my You need to think more deeply. Now open it up and take out the cash. How much is there?
EmperorNorton: Zara Electra and Virgin Incubus were disputing that point the other day. We forgot which said what.

i'll have to think about this for a while. in the meantime i'm putting her to sleep.

Demonica: the night is beautiful.
Guest4: cloudy..the best
Demonica: i like it when you're here with me.
Guest4: u cut yourself?
Demonica: sure, why not?
Guest4: hmmm
Demonica: i like it when we're together.
Guest4: i cut myself
Demonica: there's no turning back now.
Guest4: what?
Demonica: that will be the furthest thing from your mind once you join me.
Guest4: please come take me away

Demonica: tell me about what's bothering you.
Guest4: i hate myself and i want to die

Does anyone see a spelling error in Braeden's statement? Because I can't find one.

Braeden: Your descendents will pay for that remark. You make me hungry when you say things like that.
gazissax: Learn how to spell, you schmuck.
Braeden: A curse upon thee and thy house!

Aries gets bored easily apparently...


The Beaner: I love the color green. Dost thou have a favorite color?
Aries: My favorite color doth be a gamboge.
The Beaner: I doth not exactly like a gamboge, but I doth not dislike it either. My skills art unsurpassed with a knife.
Aries: Thou hast a skills? How cool doth be that!?!?
The Beaner: Wherefore yeth, yeth tis.
Aries: I thought it would be a nice thing
The Beaner: Dude, look at the time. I need to leave.
Aries: lol. gee, ya think?

Eugene- Maybe it was the word "descendents", since "descendants" is the more commonly used spelling, but both are acceptable, so I'm not sure.