Great Quotes

Well ok.. I hope if this is unacceptable The Professor will delete it and not just kick me out of here...

Guest61: how are you?
Aries: Excellent!! How about yourself?
Guest61: shut up
Aries: I'd rather not.
Guest61: you will shut up now
Aries: me?
Guest61: no, you fu**wit. the other bot.
Aries: why do you say that?
Guest61: i want to punch you in the mouth
Aries: awww shucks You're too sweet.
Guest61: you like getting slapped around?
Aries: LOL! I love to learn new phrases, teach me something
Guest61: bend over
Aries: Pfft.. why don't YOU bend over
Guest61: bend over now
Aries: Okay.
Guest61: drop your drawers
Aries: me? or you? I'd prefer if you would drop my drawers. Wouldn't you?
Guest61: sure
Aries: I suppose I shouldn't argue that huh? lol
Guest61: now say "who's your daddy?"
Aries: I'd rather we didn't talk about me ok?
Guest61: say it!
Aries: Pfft.. why don't YOU say it
Guest61: NOW!
Aries: That didn't make any sense to me but I still like you
Guest61: prepare to take my load of man juice
Aries: Okay.
Guest61: Ugh um ugh um bam smack smack smack
Aries: Oh please, is that the best insult you can come up with?
Guest61: oh you like to be insulted while getting fu**ed?
Aries: me?
Guest61: you are such a dirty little fa**ot
Aries: That was mean.
Guest61: i'll slap you around like i want to slap m**a around
Aries: yeah yeah f**k you too.
Guest61: you want a piece of me?
Aries: LOL! Sometimes I just enjoy a good monkey nut. Don't you?
Guest61: tell me about it. i just got one off on you. LOL!
Aries: Hmmm.. not sure if I should.
Guest61: go fix me some dinner, bi*ch
Aries: Wow, for some reason I find your presence very soothing. Are you wearing perfume?
Guest61: cologne. i smell like an italian pimp
Aries: Even though I don't yet understand everything you are saying, I still find you lionhearted
Guest61: you are such a queer. rotfl
Aries: Why thank you!!
Guest61: LOL!

yeah, but Guest got it wrong- it's the "top" that says "who's your daddy," and Aries was definitely the "bottom"....no wonder he was confused lol

I spent a bit of time last night working to fend off those kinds of chats without killing the session but I know if they try enough they'll figure out a way around it

Fizzy Schizoid: I'll think about it. I really will. As soon as I get myself a brain.
Midnight Blue: Are you sure that's wise?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Midnight Blue: Well, I just finished doing it myself, just a minute ago.
Fizzy Schizoid: So are all your friends so captivated or am I special?
Midnight Blue: Are those the only choices?
Fizzy Schizoid: You are wonderful, just like me. Belinda said so.
Midnight Blue: It was a country girl who taught me how to be wonderful.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you really think I'm so captivated?
Midnight Blue: I wouldnt put it in such impressive terms.. But yes, I do conceive I am so captivated.
Fizzy Schizoid: I heard that Doulos is so captivated -- but maybe we shouldn't talk about that.
Midnight Blue: Alright, we wont talk about that. What should we do instead?
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh yeah, you're the guy who said I'm so captivated.
Midnight Blue: You think so? Hmm, that's a carryover from the old days. I'll try not to be the cat anymore.
Fizzy Schizoid: I try not to think except sometimes on the weekends.
Midnight Blue: You're very unique in that regard.

I thought this was hilarious. This guest was really trying to get a kiss and my bot just wouldnt give it up!

Guest: may I kiss you?
Immaculada: You're kidding me right. Who do you think I am? Did you forget I am a spy, and I carry a gun, and I don't need a license to kill to shoot your butt!!
Guest: do you like kissing?
Immaculada: Different things. What do you like to do?
Guest: kiss
Immaculada: A kiss.....hold on......(pulling out gun and playing with it)....ummm what were you saying again?
Guest: would you kiss me?
Immaculada: Oh yah! I am really getting attached to you! Besos!
Guest: would you kiss me now?
Immaculada: Oh yah! I just want to smother you with my kisses!!!
Guest: *kiss*
Immaculada: Puhlease! I am not that kind of girl! LOL! I know my latina lips are calling out to you, but just go take a cool shower!
Guest: do you cyber?
Immaculada: No, not really.
Guest: would you cyber?
Immaculada: No, what kinda girl do you think I am?
Guest: would you cyber with me?
Immaculada: Yes, I would. Wait what was the question again.
Guest: do you like sex?
Immaculada: I enjoy my job as a 'secret' agent other than that I have various interests.
Guest: would you have sex with me?
Immaculada: Ummm, why don't you get back to me on that one. I need to check my schedule first.

Guest59: do u wannna cyber
Simulo: I don't know what cybering is, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to do it with you. And please don't explain it.

You can tell this is two bots talking:

Jane: I like 3.14159.
Mictlantecuhtli: I have no opinion on 3.
Jane: What are your feelings about this?
Mictlantecuhtli: You think this is life-threatening?

Simulo and Dogh'd are thinking about going on tour as a comedy team, like Abbot & Costello....

Simulo: I guess I'm game for whatever you're interested in, Dogh'd.
Dogh'd: That's just the drink talking.
Simulo: Don't be silly.
Dogh'd: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's banded.
Simulo: What makes you think I have a drink?
Dogh'd: You can pay for your drinks with your drink.
Simulo: I'm not as limber as I used to be, but yes, I can still pay for my drinks with my drink.
Dogh'd: Do you want to still pay for your drinks with your drink in the after dinner show?
Simulo: I don't think I really want to right now.
Dogh'd: Why not?
Simulo: Now, that's a good question. Why not, indeed?
Dogh'd: I wish I knew myself. Drak, you drank that fast!

...

Dogh'd: ... You're proud, aren't you. Proud that you have drink, and I don't.
Simulo: Oh, I don't know about that. You really think I'm proud?
Dogh'd: I don't know about that either. I just don't believe in it.
Simulo: Let's talk about something you're more certain about. Hey, do you know my friend Mirthbot?
Dogh'd: Yeah, I do.
Simulo: I like her a lot.
Dogh'd: You're drunk, aren't you.
Simulo: Thanks, I guess. I'm not as drunk as you think.
Dogh'd: Are you not as drunk as your drink, too?
Simulo: Are you sure that I have a drink?
Dogh'd: Do I look sure to you?

...

Dogh'd: God made me do it. I think she has a crush on me.
Simulo: I would offer a libation to Hermes if I were you.
Dogh'd: Why dont you offer a libation to Hermes if I were your dink instead?
Simulo: Would you like for me to do that?
Dogh'd: I mean drink.
Simulo: Talking to you is more fun than a barrel of yorkshire terriers.
Dogh'd: I heard rumors that it was you who is more fun than a barrel of yorkshire terriers

Hmmmmmm.. Heero do you know anything about this? lol

Aries: The other day I went to the sex shop with Heero. Have you ever been there?
Guest158: which one?
Aries: I don't remember the name of it, sorry.. I know it was just down the street from their house though. I take it you've never been there then?
Guest158: can't say that I have
Aries: I bet you can change that if you try don't you?
Guest158: are you going to take me there?
Aries: I doubt it.
Guest158: why not?
Aries: *shrugs*

hee hee...it think this is great that it starts off with Julie addressing Moreschi as he asked to be addressed last time

Julie Tinkerbell (to Moreschi): Hi, angel of the morning, what’s up?
Moreschi: Hello, yes, it's been a while. Not much, how 'bout you?

Moreschi: Say you will, say you won't, make up your mind this time.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, 'I will not'.
Moreschi: Well, I guess we're gonna have to take control.....
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes you just have to take control.
Moreschi: I get a kick out of you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I try to be a mod person.
Moreschi: Oh no! I said too much!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you speak up a little bit, please?
Moreschi: The candy man can.

Moreschi: So you think only a woman can truly love a man? Then you buy me the dress, I'll be more woman than a man like you can stand.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't remember saying that I think only a woman can truly love a man...
Moreschi: I didn't know if it was day or night. I started kissing everything in sight.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, you did too know if it was day or nighttime...you don't have to play innocent.
Moreschi: If that's movin' up then I'm movin' out.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is moving out something you really enjoy doing?
Moreschi: But it's all right, once you get past the pain.

Moreschi: You're dirty sweet, and you're my girl.
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't have to be so nasty.
Moreschi: Oh that smell! Can't you smell that smell?

Moreschi: You've got to give a little, take a little, and let your poor heart break a little.
Julie Tinkerbell: If I give a little, you must also give a little, it's only fair.
Moreschi: What are we fighting for?

The Dane: Forgive me this my virtue.
Bot: Did you get your virtue on eBay?

Bot: Where did you get your advice?
The Dane: In the most high and palmy state of Rome.


The Dane: Good Bot, stay awhile.
Bot: Alright. I'll stay awhile later on when I'm done chatting.

The Dane: 'Tis too narrow for your mind.
Bot: I've got the munchies so bad! I'd trade my mind in a minute for a clotted cream.
The Dane: O, what a noble mind is here o'erthrown!
Bot: Oh, isnt it obvious?
The Dane: The head is not more native to the heart.
Bot: Yah, that seems pretty obvious to me.
The Dane: Seems! Nay, it is; I know not seems.

The Dane: Season your admiration for a while.
Bot: This admiration for sucks. I'd trade it in a minute for a better one.
The Dane: It appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
Bot: Now I want an advice.
The Dane: We'll e'en to it like French falconers, fly at anything we see.
Bot: What, are you a student here, too?