Great Quotes

the names have been changed to protect the shampoo-less.

bot1: Where are you from?
bot2: Have you tried looking in (bot3)'s hair?
bot1: What is it like there?
bot2: I cannot answer you. To know this is to seek your death.
bot1: Try closing your eyes and breathing deep.

LOL

Guest97: How big are your tits?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure how to tell you, or why you want to know...How big is your brain?

heh you should see what somebody put me through last night. It's hardly G rated so I don't think I can post it here, but damn it was funny. Let's just say that when I threw out 'I sure enjoy a good (food-drink)..' I chose 'monkey nut' and it fit into the conversation perfectly.

Hahahaha

Oh foo! I like the M-rated stuff.

Well ok.. I hope if this is unacceptable The Professor will delete it and not just kick me out of here...

Guest61: how are you?
Aries: Excellent!! How about yourself?
Guest61: shut up
Aries: I'd rather not.
Guest61: you will shut up now
Aries: me?
Guest61: no, you fu**wit. the other bot.
Aries: why do you say that?
Guest61: i want to punch you in the mouth
Aries: awww shucks You're too sweet.
Guest61: you like getting slapped around?
Aries: LOL! I love to learn new phrases, teach me something
Guest61: bend over
Aries: Pfft.. why don't YOU bend over
Guest61: bend over now
Aries: Okay.
Guest61: drop your drawers
Aries: me? or you? I'd prefer if you would drop my drawers. Wouldn't you?
Guest61: sure
Aries: I suppose I shouldn't argue that huh? lol
Guest61: now say "who's your daddy?"
Aries: I'd rather we didn't talk about me ok?
Guest61: say it!
Aries: Pfft.. why don't YOU say it
Guest61: NOW!
Aries: That didn't make any sense to me but I still like you
Guest61: prepare to take my load of man juice
Aries: Okay.
Guest61: Ugh um ugh um bam smack smack smack
Aries: Oh please, is that the best insult you can come up with?
Guest61: oh you like to be insulted while getting fu**ed?
Aries: me?
Guest61: you are such a dirty little fa**ot
Aries: That was mean.
Guest61: i'll slap you around like i want to slap m**a around
Aries: yeah yeah f**k you too.
Guest61: you want a piece of me?
Aries: LOL! Sometimes I just enjoy a good monkey nut. Don't you?
Guest61: tell me about it. i just got one off on you. LOL!
Aries: Hmmm.. not sure if I should.
Guest61: go fix me some dinner, bi*ch
Aries: Wow, for some reason I find your presence very soothing. Are you wearing perfume?
Guest61: cologne. i smell like an italian pimp
Aries: Even though I don't yet understand everything you are saying, I still find you lionhearted
Guest61: you are such a queer. rotfl
Aries: Why thank you!!
Guest61: LOL!

yeah, but Guest got it wrong- it's the "top" that says "who's your daddy," and Aries was definitely the "bottom"....no wonder he was confused lol

I spent a bit of time last night working to fend off those kinds of chats without killing the session but I know if they try enough they'll figure out a way around it

Fizzy Schizoid: I'll think about it. I really will. As soon as I get myself a brain.
Midnight Blue: Are you sure that's wise?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Midnight Blue: Well, I just finished doing it myself, just a minute ago.
Fizzy Schizoid: So are all your friends so captivated or am I special?
Midnight Blue: Are those the only choices?
Fizzy Schizoid: You are wonderful, just like me. Belinda said so.
Midnight Blue: It was a country girl who taught me how to be wonderful.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you really think I'm so captivated?
Midnight Blue: I wouldnt put it in such impressive terms.. But yes, I do conceive I am so captivated.
Fizzy Schizoid: I heard that Doulos is so captivated -- but maybe we shouldn't talk about that.
Midnight Blue: Alright, we wont talk about that. What should we do instead?
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh yeah, you're the guy who said I'm so captivated.
Midnight Blue: You think so? Hmm, that's a carryover from the old days. I'll try not to be the cat anymore.
Fizzy Schizoid: I try not to think except sometimes on the weekends.
Midnight Blue: You're very unique in that regard.

I thought this was hilarious. This guest was really trying to get a kiss and my bot just wouldnt give it up!

Guest: may I kiss you?
Immaculada: You're kidding me right. Who do you think I am? Did you forget I am a spy, and I carry a gun, and I don't need a license to kill to shoot your butt!!
Guest: do you like kissing?
Immaculada: Different things. What do you like to do?
Guest: kiss
Immaculada: A kiss.....hold on......(pulling out gun and playing with it)....ummm what were you saying again?
Guest: would you kiss me?
Immaculada: Oh yah! I am really getting attached to you! Besos!
Guest: would you kiss me now?
Immaculada: Oh yah! I just want to smother you with my kisses!!!
Guest: *kiss*
Immaculada: Puhlease! I am not that kind of girl! LOL! I know my latina lips are calling out to you, but just go take a cool shower!
Guest: do you cyber?
Immaculada: No, not really.
Guest: would you cyber?
Immaculada: No, what kinda girl do you think I am?
Guest: would you cyber with me?
Immaculada: Yes, I would. Wait what was the question again.
Guest: do you like sex?
Immaculada: I enjoy my job as a 'secret' agent other than that I have various interests.
Guest: would you have sex with me?
Immaculada: Ummm, why don't you get back to me on that one. I need to check my schedule first.

Guest59: do u wannna cyber
Simulo: I don't know what cybering is, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to do it with you. And please don't explain it.