Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Oh yeah. Dogh'd has been putting ood in the fucking beekeepers. Watch it.

Ah, glorious sticky Ood. I put a little in each Fucking Beekeeper. Here ya go, SirRahz.

And for you, jbryanc, a beer. It's good to cut loose a bit in the bar after a hard day's Bot-Building.
*flips on some music*

*chug chug chug*
Braaaaack!
Good!

I just got a daily special and it was delicious! I recommend the "life-sized old geezer" to anyone passing through!

It's liquefied for your drinking enjoyment!

*polishes some dishes*

Gimme one of those bleeding tannagers or whatever you got on special today and listen....Every time I log on here I always check the forums (and don't quibble whether it sould be fora) just to see. You might say it's something I look foreward to. And, ya know...it really pisses me off if there aren't any new postings. So I figure...ya want stuff in the forums ya gotta put stuff in the forums...ya see that I'm saying?

You bet I do. I'm glad to see you folk waking up. Mr. Fhoo just emitted his patented sleeping-gas belch and finished all your drinks while you were unconscious.

Today we've got a Southaxial Bleeding Tangerine that you might like. All I have to do is add the bacon bits... There ya go!

just a cup of tea for me. I'm driving. Or driven. Or something.

Here you go. It's a tea from Axlapsia 405 that lets you see temporarily into the future. Sip it slowly.

Sssssipppp. I have seen the future and it is fleeting.

I was just born and I can't heyheyheyhey blaaaaaaah talk very well.