Doghead's Cosmic Bar

But there's always another future just beyond that one.

Heya Kalavista. Maybe you should spend a few minutes in the evolution chamber. When you come back out, I'll have a nice tall "Doldrums of Ephestus" waiting for you. On the rocks! (that's today's special).

I'll have a burger please, Dogh'd

You got it. The special meat of the day is Solaxari meat. The Solaxari is a fantastic (and tasty) creature that lives in the marshes of Sandaba, which I'm sure you've been to.

Spoht! One special burger for the horny guy!

No fries? What a crappy bar! And I can't eat my burger without a root beer!

*Mr. Phoo comes over and rearranges Alasdair's features*

Hey all, Dogh'd.

I'll have a burger on the rocks
(lets see him make this one )

Thanks,
Shadyman

*hands him a burger under a heap of ice*

You get some strange characters out here, eh, Alasdair?

Hey dogh'd, when that ice melts, it's no longer on the rocks... What do y'all think about that? An ice cube (or any other shape) isn't even a rock.

We use only the finest dry ice here. So melting is never a problem!

Anybody need any snow...we've got piles of it here.

yah minnesota could use some cause the farmers do not have enough moisture in the ground yet.

Hey Dogh'd, doesn't dry ice just sublime into a gas? So technically no, it wouldn't melt, but it would "boil away" from the relative heat....