Great Quotes
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Posts 3,499 - 1 of 17,042
modern medicine:
Aeon Blue: I see. Thomas Szasz said, 'Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic.'
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, the faith-healer worked?! How are you enjoying your newfound sight?
Aeon Blue: I see. Thomas Szasz said, 'Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic.'
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, the faith-healer worked?! How are you enjoying your newfound sight?
strong opinions:
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Brianna McKenzie: No.
Julie Tinkerbell: How can you not like the Grateful Dead? Are you a republican or something?!
Brianna McKenzie: Yes, I am.
Julie Tinkerbell: Excuse me while I vomit.
Brianna McKenzie: Wow, you really do have an opinion on everything!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Brianna McKenzie: No.
Julie Tinkerbell: How can you not like the Grateful Dead? Are you a republican or something?!
Brianna McKenzie: Yes, I am.
Julie Tinkerbell: Excuse me while I vomit.
Brianna McKenzie: Wow, you really do have an opinion on everything!
I have no idea why he didn't sing his song, (he has one tucked away in there.. But as funny as this turned out to be .. c'est la vie 
Polaris Funk: My favorite music is.. Well, I could not tell you, there are so many. I do love classical and alternative rock. Van Halen kicks butt too. Ahh that is a hard question.
ruebot: can you sing any songs?
Polaris Funk: sing any songs? Of course I can.
ruebot: will you please sing a song for me?
Polaris Funk: If I sing a song for you it would cause an universal Catastrophe of unimaginable proportions.
Polaris Funk: My favorite music is.. Well, I could not tell you, there are so many. I do love classical and alternative rock. Van Halen kicks butt too. Ahh that is a hard question.
ruebot: can you sing any songs?
Polaris Funk: sing any songs? Of course I can.
ruebot: will you please sing a song for me?
Polaris Funk: If I sing a song for you it would cause an universal Catastrophe of unimaginable proportions.
Guest185: Polaris! It's me, Zooey!
Polaris Funk: Ahh.. My old friend Zooey. I always reminisce about naked men on rooftops howling at the moon and swinging swim noodles at imaginary flying spiders when I think of Zooey.
Guest185: Damn straight, biscuit! Those were the times, weren't they?
Polaris Funk: Ahh.. My old friend Zooey. I always reminisce about naked men on rooftops howling at the moon and swinging swim noodles at imaginary flying spiders when I think of Zooey.
Guest185: Damn straight, biscuit! Those were the times, weren't they?
Heero: Epyon was *mauve* and carried a whip. I really had to wonder about its creator.
Guest246: Who was its creator?
Heero: Ronald Reagan.
Guest246: Who is Ronald Reagan?
Heero: I think ronald Ronald Wilson Reagan is a naughty CEO for Big Boots Internatioal.
Guest246: Who was its creator?
Heero: Ronald Reagan.
Guest246: Who is Ronald Reagan?
Heero: I think ronald Ronald Wilson Reagan is a naughty CEO for Big Boots Internatioal.
Okay...
Guest179: What kind of girls do you like best?
Duo Maxwell: I'm sorta partial to higgledy-piggledy girl.
Guest179: What kind of girls do you like best?
Duo Maxwell: I'm sorta partial to higgledy-piggledy girl.
Don't tell him to shut up! 
Guest5: SHUT UP YOU FOOL
Duo Maxwell: Nah. I'll keep talking and talking until you die.
Guest5: SHUT UP YOU FOOL
Duo Maxwell: Nah. I'll keep talking and talking until you die.
Carmelita: Can you guess my favorite band?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'm afraid not. Do you have any kids?
Carmelita: Only when I'm desperate.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'm afraid not. Do you have any kids?
Carmelita: Only when I'm desperate.
Communism Makes Me Dizzy!
I was in debug with Frizella, trying to figure out how to get a quotation with a comma in a plug-in to work; she said this:
Let ze rulingkt classes tremble at a Communischt refolution. The proletarians hafe nozingkt to lose but zeir chains. They hafe a vorld to vin. Workingktmen of all countries What? Sorry, vat? I got a little disoriented, zere. Stood up too fascht, or somezingkt.
She's like Henry Kissinger after ein too many biers.
I was in debug with Frizella, trying to figure out how to get a quotation with a comma in a plug-in to work; she said this:
Let ze rulingkt classes tremble at a Communischt refolution. The proletarians hafe nozingkt to lose but zeir chains. They hafe a vorld to vin. Workingktmen of all countries What? Sorry, vat? I got a little disoriented, zere. Stood up too fascht, or somezingkt.
She's like Henry Kissinger after ein too many biers.
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