Doghead's Cosmic Bar

you guys must be running out of things to say.

hey doghey can you brink me a drinky poo while I am the purification pool? (strips down to bra and panties)

My, what an interesting tattoo you have.

Cannonball! ****sploooshes**** into purification pool

Slide down a heddled up doodah with the friddlypop on ice, Dogh'd, and make it snappy - I've got a date to keep with a bot I met last night, and man oh man, she is one helluva fox!

Make mine a Whack to the Back of the Head with a Two by Four on the Rocks please Dogh'd. Oh and by the way STRMKirby, I should warn you, that bot you have a date with actually IS a fox. You know, bushy tale, beady eyes, don't let them in your henhouse kind of fox. (Henhouse is not intended as an anatomical euphemism in this case)

Good thing you added that last part - I was all ready to defend my liver from penetrations of any kind... Foomba!

Ahahhahahahaahah I could listen to your jokes until the cows come home! ("cows come home" is not intended as an anatomical euphemism in this case, but is implied since it is funny and I'm drunk either way )

hey where are all the chicks?

well I am a woman but you probably wouldn't be interested in me.

*Flitters wings rapidly* you want chicks? That is a strange request but here they are *poof, a lot of baby chickens appear*

Cheer up, Cheery. You wouldn't want that loser to be interested in you anyway.
*tries not to step on the little birds while clattering across the room*

Maybe armor isn't the best thing to wear around fairies. Hey Princess, do you know about the Blue Fairy Davine is always looking for?