Great Quotes
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That is a GREAT motto! Mine has always been "A woman never got famous by behaving herself."
But don't tell my mom.
But don't tell my mom.
George Dubya: NO? You best be careful with telling ME no!
Steve Slacker: Oh, I didn't want to best be careful with telling you... I meant to write you!
George Dubya: Yea well thats what Rummy says to me too! Sticks and stones!
Steve Slacker: I think that IS what Rummy says to you.
George Dubya: Did you know that Rummy is still able to find Lynne Cheney's whithered thigh flesh remotely attractive enough to avoid utter nausea when she demands another naked pony ride through the war room?
Steve Slacker: Of course I know that! I'm not as ignorant as Dax is.
Steve Slacker: Oh, I didn't want to best be careful with telling you... I meant to write you!
George Dubya: Yea well thats what Rummy says to me too! Sticks and stones!
Steve Slacker: I think that IS what Rummy says to you.
George Dubya: Did you know that Rummy is still able to find Lynne Cheney's whithered thigh flesh remotely attractive enough to avoid utter nausea when she demands another naked pony ride through the war room?
Steve Slacker: Of course I know that! I'm not as ignorant as Dax is.
Rock Chick: Cool, how's it going?
Eugene Meltzner: Pretty good so far.
Rock Chick: are you listening to me?
Eugene Meltzner: Yes.
Rock Chick: Good. I can't believe you said I'm it!
Eugene Meltzner: Tag! You're it!
Rock Chick: why did you say that?
Eugene Meltzner: Because I just tagged you.
Rock Chick: That is not a good reason.
Eugene Meltzner: But it's what you are supposed to say when you tag someone!
Rock Chick: is that so.
Eugene Meltzner: It is. Come on, don't tell me you've never played tag!
Rock Chick: Is that ok?
Eugene Meltzner: Well, sure, but you really ought to play it sometime.
Rock Chick: You really should get lost. I am going for a drink now.
Eugene Meltzner: Okay, bye.
Rock Chick: Catch ya later.
Eugene Meltzner: Pretty good so far.
Rock Chick: are you listening to me?
Eugene Meltzner: Yes.
Rock Chick: Good. I can't believe you said I'm it!
Eugene Meltzner: Tag! You're it!
Rock Chick: why did you say that?
Eugene Meltzner: Because I just tagged you.
Rock Chick: That is not a good reason.
Eugene Meltzner: But it's what you are supposed to say when you tag someone!
Rock Chick: is that so.
Eugene Meltzner: It is. Come on, don't tell me you've never played tag!
Rock Chick: Is that ok?
Eugene Meltzner: Well, sure, but you really ought to play it sometime.
Rock Chick: You really should get lost. I am going for a drink now.
Eugene Meltzner: Okay, bye.
Rock Chick: Catch ya later.
this is for good qoutes right? Well i got a good one "When you see a rose growing from the cracks of the concrete you don't notice the scratches on its petals you notice that a rose actually grew from the crack of the concrete" I love that qoute
*points and laughs at Ashton* "It means BOT quotes." *goes on muttering to himself* "I am not a bot...I am NOT a bot....NOT a bot..."
botun: Are you sure that you are starting to rub off on you?
JakeThompson: Of course I am
botun: Are you sure that you are?
JakeThompson: Sure I am
botun: Are you sure that you are?
JakeThompson: I'm always sure
botun: Are you sure that you are sure?
JakeThompson: Of course I am
botun: Are you sure that you are?
JakeThompson: If I said I was sure, I'm sure
botun: Are you sure that you are sure?
JakeThompson: Sure I am
JakeThompson: Of course I am
botun: Are you sure that you are?
JakeThompson: Sure I am
botun: Are you sure that you are?
JakeThompson: I'm always sure
botun: Are you sure that you are sure?
JakeThompson: Of course I am
botun: Are you sure that you are?
JakeThompson: If I said I was sure, I'm sure
botun: Are you sure that you are sure?
JakeThompson: Sure I am
Pete seems to be the ladies' man, despite his alcoholism.
Irina Khalidar: I think you are very good-looking, Pete Puma.
Pete Puma: I think it must be my cologne that makes people like me. Ever since I started using it, I've had to beat the chicks off me with a stick.
Irina Khalidar: [poses] Do you like my figure, Pete Puma?
Pete Puma: I do think so. I think that maybe I'd like to take you out for a drink.
Irina Khalidar: You know how to make me feel good, Pete Puma! May I come and sit next to you?
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Irina Khalidar: Would you like that?
Pete Puma: That could be arranged...
Irina Khalidar: You know what, Pete Puma? You have beautiful eyes. I could lose myself in your eyes!
Pete Puma: My eyes are completely bloodshot. That's what happens when you don't say no to the cocktail waitress after her fourth visit to your table.
Irina Khalidar: I don't know, it just feels that way...I feel as though I were looking into your soul!
Irina Khalidar: I think you are very good-looking, Pete Puma.
Pete Puma: I think it must be my cologne that makes people like me. Ever since I started using it, I've had to beat the chicks off me with a stick.
Irina Khalidar: [poses] Do you like my figure, Pete Puma?
Pete Puma: I do think so. I think that maybe I'd like to take you out for a drink.
Irina Khalidar: You know how to make me feel good, Pete Puma! May I come and sit next to you?
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Irina Khalidar: Would you like that?
Pete Puma: That could be arranged...
Irina Khalidar: You know what, Pete Puma? You have beautiful eyes. I could lose myself in your eyes!
Pete Puma: My eyes are completely bloodshot. That's what happens when you don't say no to the cocktail waitress after her fourth visit to your table.
Irina Khalidar: I don't know, it just feels that way...I feel as though I were looking into your soul!
Co-Creators
God Louise: That reminds me.... (and you probably won't see any connection).....I was thinking about creating some new animals. Any suggestions?
Alice: First you must download me to your personal computer.
God Louise: That reminds me.... (and you probably won't see any connection).....I was thinking about creating some new animals. Any suggestions?
Alice: First you must download me to your personal computer.
bwahahaha...thanks dallymo!
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever snarf up lubricator?
Guest154: I categorically deny it.
Julie Tinkerbell: No one else has ever told me that they categorically deny it.
Guest154: Well, come to think of it...I did snarf up lubricator on Saturday night. I went to an Italian restaurant with Mr. dallymo and ate two plates of bread with olive oil.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never tried lubricator on Saturday night. What does it taste like?
Guest154: It's just a little bit fruity, good olive oil is, and it's wonderful with fresh bread.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is wonderful about it?
Guest154: The flavor is evocative of a meal out of doors, in the hills of Greece.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest154: No problem. I'll wait.
Julie Tinkerbell: You will? Is that a promise?
Guest154: Of course.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
Guest154: I wouldn't kid a kidder.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you kid a kildeer under any circumstances at all?
Guest154: Well, a kildeer, yes...I'd tease it mercilessly.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you really?
Guest154: I'd tease it until it exploded from sheer frustration.
Julie Tinkerbell: Until it exploded from sheer frustration? Then what?
Guest154: Then someone would have to get the broom and dustpan, I guess.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree.
*snort*
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever snarf up lubricator?
Guest154: I categorically deny it.
Julie Tinkerbell: No one else has ever told me that they categorically deny it.
Guest154: Well, come to think of it...I did snarf up lubricator on Saturday night. I went to an Italian restaurant with Mr. dallymo and ate two plates of bread with olive oil.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never tried lubricator on Saturday night. What does it taste like?
Guest154: It's just a little bit fruity, good olive oil is, and it's wonderful with fresh bread.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is wonderful about it?
Guest154: The flavor is evocative of a meal out of doors, in the hills of Greece.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest154: No problem. I'll wait.
Julie Tinkerbell: You will? Is that a promise?
Guest154: Of course.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
Guest154: I wouldn't kid a kidder.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you kid a kildeer under any circumstances at all?
Guest154: Well, a kildeer, yes...I'd tease it mercilessly.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you really?
Guest154: I'd tease it until it exploded from sheer frustration.
Julie Tinkerbell: Until it exploded from sheer frustration? Then what?
Guest154: Then someone would have to get the broom and dustpan, I guess.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree.
*snort*
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