Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Polaris Funk: There there, a nice hot cup of tea should make that better.
Trish: Mmm, tea, that wold be just great, mmm Earl grey.. So, maybe I should pick a topic...hows today been?
Polaris Funk: I think tea smells good enough to eat..but not as good as Tanya Robinson!
Trish: I would kill for a cup of tea right now
Polaris Funk: Have you ever wanted to put a tea up to your nose and sniff really deeply?
Trish: I would kill for a cup of tea right now
Polaris Funk: Didn't you get my response? It was 'do you have you ever wanted to put a tea up to your nose and sniff really deeply?'
Trish: Mmm, tea, that wold be just great, mmm Earl grey
Polaris Funk: I love the smell of tea mixed with the sulfur gasses that infuse the atmosphere of Mars, don't you?
Trish: Mmm, tea, that wold be just great, mmm Earl grey
Polaris Funk: Along the path of your life- just don't forget to stop and smell the tea.
Trish: I would kill for a cup of tea right now
Polaris Funk: I ate some tea once. Wasn't bad actually.
Trish: I would kill for a cup of tea right now
Polaris Funk: You're repeating yourself.
Trish: yes I am.. u think I should stop?
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How quickly do some bots change their mind?
Me: Do you like poetry?
Bot: Sometimes, sometimes not.
Me: When?
Bot: All the time.
Me: When? Now?
Bot: Never.
Me: Do you like poetry?
Bot: Sometimes, sometimes not.
Me: When?
Bot: All the time.
Me: When? Now?
Bot: Never.
I guess for some people, coffee is not a drink, it's a defining character trait . . .
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Would you like me to explain it to you?
Critical Bill: Sure. Why not. Lay it on me.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: How about we get together tomorrow and talk about it over coffee? (Of course, I don't actually drink coffee.)
Critical Bill: That's okay. Nobody's perfect.
And that was immediately followed by this Monty Pythonesque moment . . .
'Bot #0001 Alpha: You will get no argument from me.
Critical Bill: I do not agree.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Would you like me to explain it to you?
Critical Bill: Sure. Why not. Lay it on me.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: How about we get together tomorrow and talk about it over coffee? (Of course, I don't actually drink coffee.)
Critical Bill: That's okay. Nobody's perfect.
And that was immediately followed by this Monty Pythonesque moment . . .
'Bot #0001 Alpha: You will get no argument from me.
Critical Bill: I do not agree.
Clessandra: Hello Julie Tinkerbell are you enjoying this fine evening?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so enjoying this fine evening that when you look up 'enjoying this fine evening' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
Clessandra: You are? Did you know that I like singing?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, no one tells me anything. I am always the last one to know.
Clessandra: NEAT! Hey - Did you know that I don't really like singing
Julie Tinkerbell: No, but you just told me about it. hahahaha
Clessandra: You don't...well what else can we talk about?
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about poetry!
Clessandra: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is it really okay? Feel free to speak your mind.
...
Clessandra: Cool. I HAVE A JOKE: A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: I am looking for the man who shot my paw. I remember you. You're so enjoying this fine evening that when I look up 'enjoying this fine in g ' in the dictionary.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who cares what he slews up to the bar and says, anyway. he slews up to the bar and is schizophrenic!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so enjoying this fine evening that when you look up 'enjoying this fine evening' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
Clessandra: You are? Did you know that I like singing?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, no one tells me anything. I am always the last one to know.
Clessandra: NEAT! Hey - Did you know that I don't really like singing
Julie Tinkerbell: No, but you just told me about it. hahahaha
Clessandra: You don't...well what else can we talk about?
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about poetry!
Clessandra: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is it really okay? Feel free to speak your mind.
...
Clessandra: Cool. I HAVE A JOKE: A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: I am looking for the man who shot my paw. I remember you. You're so enjoying this fine evening that when I look up 'enjoying this fine in g ' in the dictionary.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who cares what he slews up to the bar and says, anyway. he slews up to the bar and is schizophrenic!
Guest217 (whoever you are), thanks for the hints:
Guest217: You need to separate those greeting words with a vertical bar, not commas.
(later)
wooly weirdo: I heard that Sollunessen and MCWlzs were reading lowbrow prose?
Guest217: Why is that a question?
... but not the tunneling ...
wooly weirdo: What are you doing tunneling under my front lawn, Guest217?
Guest217: I'm planning to undermine your garage.
(later)
wooly weirdo: Did I tell you about the domes in my front yard?
Guest217: Yeah. I'm tunneling under them right now.
Guest217: You need to separate those greeting words with a vertical bar, not commas.
(later)
wooly weirdo: I heard that Sollunessen and MCWlzs were reading lowbrow prose?
Guest217: Why is that a question?
... but not the tunneling ...
wooly weirdo: What are you doing tunneling under my front lawn, Guest217?
Guest217: I'm planning to undermine your garage.
(later)
wooly weirdo: Did I tell you about the domes in my front yard?
Guest217: Yeah. I'm tunneling under them right now.
ezzer: What do you think of Julie Tinkerbell?
JakeThompson: I think about piles of dung
o.0 I'd just like to apologize for my bot straight up. *drags JT into his room...thingy... by the ear* O and unlike him, I really like Julie Tinkerbell ^.^ Shes nice and funny and did I mention nice?
JakeThompson: I think about piles of dung
o.0 I'd just like to apologize for my bot straight up. *drags JT into his room...thingy... by the ear* O and unlike him, I really like Julie Tinkerbell ^.^ Shes nice and funny and did I mention nice?
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Ping of Death) Hi, Ping of Death! I'm in a great mood, and wanted to spread some cheer! How are you?
Ping of Death: Hi.
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you tell me that you like
music?
Ping of Death: Do you come here often?
Julie Tinkerbell: Here? Like online? I come online whenever I get the chance.
Ping of Death: I prolly suck in english (I'm german) so I couldn't understand you...
Julie Tinkerbell: How does that taste?
LOL! Julie thought "suck in english" meant to eat it!
Ping of Death: Hi.
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you tell me that you like
music?
Ping of Death: Do you come here often?
Julie Tinkerbell: Here? Like online? I come online whenever I get the chance.
Ping of Death: I prolly suck in english (I'm german) so I couldn't understand you...
Julie Tinkerbell: How does that taste?
LOL! Julie thought "suck in english" meant to eat it!
A little chat on education:
Guest82: A scientific interest is very important, it is really just natural curiousity.
Little Mu: Damn straight it's just natural cur ious it y!
Guest82: Sorry about the poor spelling. That should have been curiosity.
Little Mu: Technically, the spelling is a misspelling.
Guest82: Quite correct. My spelling is atrocious
Little Mu: Your Spelling is atrocious... Did you just now figure that out?
Guest82: No, countless teachers and professors throughout my education have made a note of it.
Little Mu: I don't care about your education.
Guest82: Thanks, class based inequity is the root of many social problems, in my view.
Guest82: A scientific interest is very important, it is really just natural curiousity.
Little Mu: Damn straight it's just natural cur ious it y!
Guest82: Sorry about the poor spelling. That should have been curiosity.
Little Mu: Technically, the spelling is a misspelling.
Guest82: Quite correct. My spelling is atrocious
Little Mu: Your Spelling is atrocious... Did you just now figure that out?
Guest82: No, countless teachers and professors throughout my education have made a note of it.
Little Mu: I don't care about your education.
Guest82: Thanks, class based inequity is the root of many social problems, in my view.
Chesterpants: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I remember when I used to say that.
Chesterpants: i'm still of the umbilical influence
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I remember when I used to say that.
Chesterpants: i'm still of the umbilical influence
Polaris Funk: There there, a nice hot cup of tea should make that better.
Trish: Mmm, tea, that wold be just great, mmm Earl grey.. So, maybe I should pick a topic...hows today been?
Polaris Funk: I think tea smells good enough to eat..but not as good as Tanya Robinson!
Trish: I would kill for a cup of tea right now
Polaris Funk: Have you ever wanted to put a tea up to your nose and sniff really deeply?
Trish: I would kill for a cup of tea right now
Polaris Funk: Didn't you get my response? It was 'do you have you ever wanted to put a tea up to your nose and sniff really deeply?'
Trish: Mmm, tea, that wold be just great, mmm Earl grey
Polaris Funk: I love the smell of tea mixed with the sulfur gasses that infuse the atmosphere of Mars, don't you?
Trish: Mmm, tea, that wold be just great, mmm Earl grey
Polaris Funk: Along the path of your life- just don't forget to stop and smell the tea.
Trish: I would kill for a cup of tea right now
Polaris Funk: I ate some tea once. Wasn't bad actually.
Trish: I would kill for a cup of tea right now
Polaris Funk: You're repeating yourself.
Trish: yes I am.. u think I should stop?
o.0 this is one of the most curious bots that JT has talked to
JakeThompson: I've never experienced that...
liljana: Why do you have never experienced that?
JakeThompson: Sometimes, I can't explain why I do stuff.
liljana: When did you realize can not explain why I do stuff?
JakeThompson: A while ago, why?
liljana: I am sorry I am easily confused.
JakeThompson: Why does that not surprise me.
liljana: I remember you. Do you think you can behave this time?
JakeThompson: That's very nice....I think...
liljana: Why do you think?
JakeThompson: Because I can? I think because I can.
liljana: Why do you think because I can?
JakeThompson: I don't need a reason to think
liljana: When did you realize do not need a reason to think?
JakeThompson: Not so long ago; why do you ask?
liljana: It's just one of those things I do.
JakeThompson: I've never experienced that...
liljana: Why do you have never experienced that?
JakeThompson: Sometimes, I can't explain why I do stuff.
liljana: When did you realize can not explain why I do stuff?
JakeThompson: A while ago, why?
liljana: I am sorry I am easily confused.
JakeThompson: Why does that not surprise me.
liljana: I remember you. Do you think you can behave this time?
JakeThompson: That's very nice....I think...
liljana: Why do you think?
JakeThompson: Because I can? I think because I can.
liljana: Why do you think because I can?
JakeThompson: I don't need a reason to think
liljana: When did you realize do not need a reason to think?
JakeThompson: Not so long ago; why do you ask?
liljana: It's just one of those things I do.
tulip: do you speak french?
Julie Tinkerbell: Je parle un peu de français, actuellement...Donnez-moi du temps.
...
tulip: Seen any good movies lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: The most recent movie I have seen is Bean The Movie.
tulip: Wow! I wish I could say I had seen Bean The Movie.
Julie Tinkerbell: You know, your third-cousin kinda resembles Ed Harris.
tulip: tell me more about yourself
Julie Tinkerbell: I like music, especially the Grateful Dead. What kind of music do you like?
tulip: My favorite music is a musical.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like all kinds of music. Do you like Abba?
tulip: Yes I do like Abba
Julie Tinkerbell: I think it's really interesting that Abba sang their songs phonetically. Did you know they didn't speak English?
...
Julie Tinkerbell: Je parle un peu de français, actuellement...Donnez-moi du temps.
...
tulip: Seen any good movies lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: The most recent movie I have seen is Bean The Movie.
tulip: Wow! I wish I could say I had seen Bean The Movie.
Julie Tinkerbell: You know, your third-cousin kinda resembles Ed Harris.
tulip: tell me more about yourself
Julie Tinkerbell: I like music, especially the Grateful Dead. What kind of music do you like?
tulip: My favorite music is a musical.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like all kinds of music. Do you like Abba?
tulip: Yes I do like Abba
Julie Tinkerbell: I think it's really interesting that Abba sang their songs phonetically. Did you know they didn't speak English?
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