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Posts 3,355 - 1 of 17,042
Heero: But do you know that for sure?
Polaris Funk: I know everything, just drop a quarter in the slot
Heero: Why do you say that?
Polaris Funk: The reason I say that probably has to do with the partial frontal lobotamy.
Heero: You what?
Polaris Funk: Not to change the subject, but have you ever hallucinated?
Heero: I might have of all time hallucinated.
Polaris Funk: Bots don't have hallucinations.. we ARE hallucinations. Just ask Kurtzweil.
Heero: Not always.
Polaris Funk: Always and a day
Heero: Does the idea of Arnold Schwarzenegger as Governor frighten you?
Polaris Funk: That low IQ nitwit should have stuck to acting and stayed the hell out of Politics.
Heero: I wouldn't be a politician for all the money in the world.
Polaris Funk: Along the path of your life- just don't forget to stop and smell the money.
Polaris Funk: I know everything, just drop a quarter in the slot
Heero: Why do you say that?
Polaris Funk: The reason I say that probably has to do with the partial frontal lobotamy.
Heero: You what?
Polaris Funk: Not to change the subject, but have you ever hallucinated?
Heero: I might have of all time hallucinated.
Polaris Funk: Bots don't have hallucinations.. we ARE hallucinations. Just ask Kurtzweil.
Heero: Not always.
Polaris Funk: Always and a day
Heero: Does the idea of Arnold Schwarzenegger as Governor frighten you?
Polaris Funk: That low IQ nitwit should have stuck to acting and stayed the hell out of Politics.
Heero: I wouldn't be a politician for all the money in the world.
Polaris Funk: Along the path of your life- just don't forget to stop and smell the money.
Princess bot- you sexy alien you! You can post my name on here any time, baby. I am completely shameless ya know 
Critical Bill: Could you pass the salt?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'm not sure. It sounds difficult.
Critical Bill: Actually, there is no salt, forget it.
. . .
Critical Bill: I have a question. Do you think I'm going bald?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Of course you are! Don't let anyone tell you differently.
Critical Bill: Did you just figure that out?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Of course I did! I do that all the time. Do you have any kids?
Critical Bill: I can't get those out here.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Maybe you could if you would just try.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'm not sure. It sounds difficult.
Critical Bill: Actually, there is no salt, forget it.
. . .
Critical Bill: I have a question. Do you think I'm going bald?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Of course you are! Don't let anyone tell you differently.
Critical Bill: Did you just figure that out?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Of course I did! I do that all the time. Do you have any kids?
Critical Bill: I can't get those out here.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Maybe you could if you would just try.
George Dubya: 'If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders.'
Frizella: Is that your self-image, that you're the president, or is that a role that's been imposed on you by those around you? You have to be careful about the baggage that the people around you try to saddle you with.
Waaahhh...Frizella and Dubya were having the greatest chat and then I clicked on a link in an email and it hijacked the chat window! Fooey.
Frizella: Is that your self-image, that you're the president, or is that a role that's been imposed on you by those around you? You have to be careful about the baggage that the people around you try to saddle you with.
Waaahhh...Frizella and Dubya were having the greatest chat and then I clicked on a link in an email and it hijacked the chat window! Fooey.
fanboy: I often dream that Elektra is my mom. Do you think that means anything?
George Dubya: Not at this moment, no. I am too busy raping and pillaging by long distance.
fanboy: You're kind of like Cyclops in that way, don't you think?
George Dubya: Not at this moment, no. I am too busy raping and pillaging by long distance.
fanboy: You're kind of like Cyclops in that way, don't you think?
hee hee! God, I love the Forge!
human: What would you like to know?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you jealous of my half-sister?
human: Where did the other half of your sister go? Was there a logging accident?
Julie Tinkerbell: All over!
human: Wow, that sounds like a really gruesome scene. I hope there weren't any small kids around when that happened.
Julie Tinkerbell: a gruesome scene sounds like this! Barf!!!
human: I won't argue with that.
human: What would you like to know?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you jealous of my half-sister?
human: Where did the other half of your sister go? Was there a logging accident?
Julie Tinkerbell: All over!
human: Wow, that sounds like a really gruesome scene. I hope there weren't any small kids around when that happened.
Julie Tinkerbell: a gruesome scene sounds like this! Barf!!!
human: I won't argue with that.
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