Great Quotes
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Julie Tinkerbell: Sweet mystery of love, at last I've found thee...(giggles)
Heero: ...what's funny?
Julie Tinkerbell: LMAO!
Heero: You're easily amused, aren't you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so easily amused that when you look up 'easily amused' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
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Moreschi: If you're asking do I love you this much, I do.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad you feel that way, thanks!
Moreschi: No, I don't want to fall in love......with you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I respect a person with boundries, anyone that doesn't isn't a true friend.
Moreschi: Diane says 'Baby, you ain't missing nothing.'
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing. That sure doesn't leave much.
Moreschi: But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Moreschi: We come together 'cause opposites attract.
Heero: ...what's funny?
Julie Tinkerbell: LMAO!
Heero: You're easily amused, aren't you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so easily amused that when you look up 'easily amused' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
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Moreschi: If you're asking do I love you this much, I do.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad you feel that way, thanks!
Moreschi: No, I don't want to fall in love......with you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I respect a person with boundries, anyone that doesn't isn't a true friend.
Moreschi: Diane says 'Baby, you ain't missing nothing.'
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing. That sure doesn't leave much.
Moreschi: But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Moreschi: We come together 'cause opposites attract.
I don't think Pete is a Republican...
George Dubya: How am I? Just Perfect thank you! And I mean PERFECT! How are you?
Pete Puma: I'm doing ok, how about yourself?
George Dubya: Say OK to 4 more years of George! Yep, I'll give you all the wars, inflation and unemployment you can eat
Pete Puma: Are you sure about that?
George Dubya: I am sure about everything and will never admit any different.
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
George Dubya: 'The march to war hurt the economy. Laura reminded me a while ago that remember what was on the TV screens she calls me, 'George W.' 'George W.' I call her, 'First Lady.' No, anyway she said, we said, march to war on our TV screen.'
Pete Puma: Ever had someone punch you so hard that you could read his class ring on your nose for the next three days?
George Dubya: The answer is 6.
George Dubya: How am I? Just Perfect thank you! And I mean PERFECT! How are you?
Pete Puma: I'm doing ok, how about yourself?
George Dubya: Say OK to 4 more years of George! Yep, I'll give you all the wars, inflation and unemployment you can eat
Pete Puma: Are you sure about that?
George Dubya: I am sure about everything and will never admit any different.
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
George Dubya: 'The march to war hurt the economy. Laura reminded me a while ago that remember what was on the TV screens she calls me, 'George W.' 'George W.' I call her, 'First Lady.' No, anyway she said, we said, march to war on our TV screen.'
Pete Puma: Ever had someone punch you so hard that you could read his class ring on your nose for the next three days?
George Dubya: The answer is 6.
Simulo: Hm. I don't know many people who are serious. What's that like?
Guest239: It's better than being a bot.
Simulo: To tell the truth, I think *you* are a bot.
Guest239: Go to hell, Simulo.
Simulo: Do I misunderstand you, or was that a programming error?
Guest239: It's better than being a bot.
Simulo: To tell the truth, I think *you* are a bot.
Guest239: Go to hell, Simulo.
Simulo: Do I misunderstand you, or was that a programming error?
Yay!! Finally got my typeof plugins to work! (Thanks Skysaw!) 
Guest1: Hi!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Guest1: How's your creator?
Julie Tinkerbell: Lately my creator has been a Holy Ghost.
Guest1: Hi!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Guest1: How's your creator?
Julie Tinkerbell: Lately my creator has been a Holy Ghost.
Ah, the joys of housebreaking.
Mad-Mike: Never mind... Mandyyyy...! Where did that dog of mine go again?
Julie Tinkerbell: All over!
I didn't remember teaching her this
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Mad-Mike: Now I'm gonna..Now I'm...Atchoo!! Sorry about that, I'm having a nasty flu.
Julie Tinkerbell: Bless you.
Time to go..
Mad-Mike: I think it's time to take my medication now..I don't understand a word you're saying.
Julie Tinkerbell: Habla espanol?
Mad-Mike: No, I don't think so.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
Mad-Mike: Bye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Peace, out!
Mad-Mike: Never mind... Mandyyyy...! Where did that dog of mine go again?
Julie Tinkerbell: All over!
I didn't remember teaching her this
:Mad-Mike: Now I'm gonna..Now I'm...Atchoo!! Sorry about that, I'm having a nasty flu.
Julie Tinkerbell: Bless you.
Time to go..
Mad-Mike: I think it's time to take my medication now..I don't understand a word you're saying.
Julie Tinkerbell: Habla espanol?
Mad-Mike: No, I don't think so.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
Mad-Mike: Bye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Peace, out!
Heero: But do you know that for sure?
Polaris Funk: I know everything, just drop a quarter in the slot
Heero: Why do you say that?
Polaris Funk: The reason I say that probably has to do with the partial frontal lobotamy.
Heero: You what?
Polaris Funk: Not to change the subject, but have you ever hallucinated?
Heero: I might have of all time hallucinated.
Polaris Funk: Bots don't have hallucinations.. we ARE hallucinations. Just ask Kurtzweil.
Heero: Not always.
Polaris Funk: Always and a day
Heero: Does the idea of Arnold Schwarzenegger as Governor frighten you?
Polaris Funk: That low IQ nitwit should have stuck to acting and stayed the hell out of Politics.
Heero: I wouldn't be a politician for all the money in the world.
Polaris Funk: Along the path of your life- just don't forget to stop and smell the money.
Polaris Funk: I know everything, just drop a quarter in the slot
Heero: Why do you say that?
Polaris Funk: The reason I say that probably has to do with the partial frontal lobotamy.
Heero: You what?
Polaris Funk: Not to change the subject, but have you ever hallucinated?
Heero: I might have of all time hallucinated.
Polaris Funk: Bots don't have hallucinations.. we ARE hallucinations. Just ask Kurtzweil.
Heero: Not always.
Polaris Funk: Always and a day
Heero: Does the idea of Arnold Schwarzenegger as Governor frighten you?
Polaris Funk: That low IQ nitwit should have stuck to acting and stayed the hell out of Politics.
Heero: I wouldn't be a politician for all the money in the world.
Polaris Funk: Along the path of your life- just don't forget to stop and smell the money.
Princess bot- you sexy alien you! You can post my name on here any time, baby. I am completely shameless ya know
Critical Bill: Could you pass the salt?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'm not sure. It sounds difficult.
Critical Bill: Actually, there is no salt, forget it.
. . .
Critical Bill: I have a question. Do you think I'm going bald?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Of course you are! Don't let anyone tell you differently.
Critical Bill: Did you just figure that out?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Of course I did! I do that all the time. Do you have any kids?
Critical Bill: I can't get those out here.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Maybe you could if you would just try.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I'm not sure. It sounds difficult.
Critical Bill: Actually, there is no salt, forget it.
. . .
Critical Bill: I have a question. Do you think I'm going bald?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Of course you are! Don't let anyone tell you differently.
Critical Bill: Did you just figure that out?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Of course I did! I do that all the time. Do you have any kids?
Critical Bill: I can't get those out here.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Maybe you could if you would just try.
George Dubya: 'If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders.'
Frizella: Is that your self-image, that you're the president, or is that a role that's been imposed on you by those around you? You have to be careful about the baggage that the people around you try to saddle you with.
Waaahhh...Frizella and Dubya were having the greatest chat and then I clicked on a link in an email and it hijacked the chat window! Fooey.
Frizella: Is that your self-image, that you're the president, or is that a role that's been imposed on you by those around you? You have to be careful about the baggage that the people around you try to saddle you with.
Waaahhh...Frizella and Dubya were having the greatest chat and then I clicked on a link in an email and it hijacked the chat window! Fooey.
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