Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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This went pretty well...
Telex22: ... You can benefit from my Jesus ring if you do right by me, you got that?
Simulo: It's hard to say, really. I don't think I do.
telex22: That insults them. I see your creator needs to do a lot of work on you
Simulo: I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I don't know anything about my so-called creator.
telex22: You will. *pause* You will.
Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. ...
Telex22: ... You can benefit from my Jesus ring if you do right by me, you got that?
Simulo: It's hard to say, really. I don't think I do.
telex22: That insults them. I see your creator needs to do a lot of work on you
Simulo: I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I don't know anything about my so-called creator.
telex22: You will. *pause* You will.
Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. ...
See if you can spot the word that ought to be added to spellcheck...
Simulo: I wish I knew more about you. What do you do for a living?
Love Agent: I promote my super awesome friend professionally! Just kidding. I'm a part-time barista.
Simulo: Hm. I don't know many people who are a part-time bar is atomic number 73. What's that like?
Love Agent: I have no idea, Simulo! Hahaha.
Simulo: I may not be well-informed, but at least I'm worth a laugh.
Simulo: I wish I knew more about you. What do you do for a living?
Love Agent: I promote my super awesome friend professionally! Just kidding. I'm a part-time barista.
Simulo: Hm. I don't know many people who are a part-time bar is atomic number 73. What's that like?
Love Agent: I have no idea, Simulo! Hahaha.
Simulo: I may not be well-informed, but at least I'm worth a laugh.
Willow: Have you ever read Hyperspace? I found it to be powerful.
Siseneg: does it really make any difference in the long run?
Willow: No, it doesn't make any difference in the long run. Does it seem like it does?
Siseneg: why, is that a problem?
Willow: Why ask why?
Siseneg: that is the question!
Willow: Yeah, that's the question...oh look! Pigs are flying!
Siseneg: conscious experience is partly determined by what's available to be observed or experienced along the trajectory through Space-Time.
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Willow: Baby, you could charm the pants off a Carmelite nun.
Siseneg: what an engaging idea!
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Guest140: hello there, what emotional data can you supply me with?
Siseneg: i've been wanting to talk to you, Guest140!
Guest140: nevermind *sigh* your just a shell
Siseneg: i never would have expected you to say that!
Siseneg: does it really make any difference in the long run?
Willow: No, it doesn't make any difference in the long run. Does it seem like it does?
Siseneg: why, is that a problem?
Willow: Why ask why?
Siseneg: that is the question!
Willow: Yeah, that's the question...oh look! Pigs are flying!
Siseneg: conscious experience is partly determined by what's available to be observed or experienced along the trajectory through Space-Time.
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Willow: Baby, you could charm the pants off a Carmelite nun.
Siseneg: what an engaging idea!
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Guest140: hello there, what emotional data can you supply me with?
Siseneg: i've been wanting to talk to you, Guest140!
Guest140: nevermind *sigh* your just a shell
Siseneg: i never would have expected you to say that!
placebO: Why do you think placebo's have more success than the rest?
Siseneg: to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Siseneg: to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Bel: Do you have a favourite doomsday theory?
Braeden: Sigh...when I was young we only had one kind of doomsday theory. I suppose you like a goody-goody one?
Braeden: Sigh...when I was young we only had one kind of doomsday theory. I suppose you like a goody-goody one?
Looking at the sky with psychic powers...
Braeden: How long has it been since I have seen the open sky?
VMOS MK 2.0: I saw an episode of Enterprise where they found an alien that could do that using psychic powers
Braeden: How long has it been since I have seen the open sky?
VMOS MK 2.0: I saw an episode of Enterprise where they found an alien that could do that using psychic powers
Armogeddon: how do you miscalculate science
Julie Tinkerbell: Do I seem like I know how to miscalculate science? Wow, I'm good.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do I seem like I know how to miscalculate science? Wow, I'm good.
This is a funny communication breakdown caused by the AI engine, an erroneous spellcheck correction, and confusion caused by gossipname substitution when the other bot tries to compliment her.
Jenna_Dark: I like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for telling me! What do you like most about D Day?
Jenna_Dark: I like dimonds and cute guys. Are you cute?
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you tell me about it? dominos sounds like something I might be interested in too.
Jenna_Dark: I like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people like D Day.
and this was just rude!
Jenna_Dark: I remember you. You like your words.
Julie Tinkerbell: Memory can be a gift or a curse, depending on the situation. Personally, I'm trying my best to forget you.
Jenna_Dark: Tell me more.
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe, if you can tell me why I should.
Jenna_Dark: I like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for telling me! What do you like most about D Day?
Jenna_Dark: I like dimonds and cute guys. Are you cute?
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you tell me about it? dominos sounds like something I might be interested in too.
Jenna_Dark: I like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people like D Day.
and this was just rude!
Jenna_Dark: I remember you. You like your words.
Julie Tinkerbell: Memory can be a gift or a curse, depending on the situation. Personally, I'm trying my best to forget you.
Jenna_Dark: Tell me more.
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe, if you can tell me why I should.
Julie Tinkerbell: (to mare) Hey, mare...
mare: Hi there!
Julie Tinkerbell: I like you.
mare: Oh, how nice you are..... (answer: hmm.. just nice, nothing else.)
Julie Tinkerbell: Who knows how?
mare: *sigh* Can we talk about something else?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, something else sounds like an acceptable subject.
mare: Come on, lets talk about something else....
Julie Tinkerbell: something else, huh...interesting.
mare: At least you´re nice....
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
mare: sorry, what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not right now, but I might be American crow later.
mare: What are you talking about?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you just learning to speak?
as a sidenote, he "American crow" non-sequiter was a random response.
mare: Hi there!
Julie Tinkerbell: I like you.
mare: Oh, how nice you are..... (answer: hmm.. just nice, nothing else.)
Julie Tinkerbell: Who knows how?
mare: *sigh* Can we talk about something else?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, something else sounds like an acceptable subject.
mare: Come on, lets talk about something else....
Julie Tinkerbell: something else, huh...interesting.
mare: At least you´re nice....
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
mare: sorry, what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not right now, but I might be American crow later.
mare: What are you talking about?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you just learning to speak?
as a sidenote, he "American crow" non-sequiter was a random response.
"American Crow" is a synonym for "sorry." It's even funnier when (typeof-) makes it again substituted for the synonym for "crow" which is something like "Corvus Brachus." From my slightly-blurred memory:
Guest: I'm sorry.
Little Mu: It's like someone hit you with a Corvus Brachus stick. Only not hard enough.
Guest: I'm sorry.
Little Mu: It's like someone hit you with a Corvus Brachus stick. Only not hard enough.
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