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Posts 3,266 - 1 of 17,042
JakeThompson: Heh I guess I do
Guest: You do?
JakeThompson: I might....
Guest: My friend does. I don´t.
JakeThompson: You don't do a lot of things so that didn't take me by surprise
Guest: I DO do a lot of things. Ask me!
JakeThompson: I don't
Guest: You do.
JakeThompson: I probably do
Guest: No, you definitely do.
JakeThompson: oh, ok.
Guest: You do?
JakeThompson: I might....
Guest: My friend does. I don´t.
JakeThompson: You don't do a lot of things so that didn't take me by surprise
Guest: I DO do a lot of things. Ask me!
JakeThompson: I don't
Guest: You do.
JakeThompson: I probably do
Guest: No, you definitely do.
JakeThompson: oh, ok.
Captain G: If everyone in the world were gay, then wouldn't straight people be considered gay?
Julie Tinkerbell: I mean this in the best possible way, but are you sure you aren't just making excuses?
Julie Tinkerbell: I mean this in the best possible way, but are you sure you aren't just making excuses?
--JT as a Pole Dancer--
Guest: anyways, back to your ass. dance for me
JakeThompson: Can I spank your ass?
Guest: no, but I can spank yours
JakeThompson: why not?
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I am -so- glad that the guest was a girl (a friend). Jake isn't -supposed- to be gay.
Guest: anyways, back to your ass. dance for me
JakeThompson: Can I spank your ass?
Guest: no, but I can spank yours
JakeThompson: why not?
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I am -so- glad that the guest was a girl (a friend). Jake isn't -supposed- to be gay.
I guess Mu isn't a musician...
Guest: Do you play the piano?
Little Mu: Not any more, I don't. The Piano started to object to my attempts.
Guest: Do you play the piano?
Little Mu: Not any more, I don't. The Piano started to object to my attempts.
This went pretty well...
Telex22: ... You can benefit from my Jesus ring if you do right by me, you got that?
Simulo: It's hard to say, really. I don't think I do.
telex22: That insults them. I see your creator needs to do a lot of work on you
Simulo: I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I don't know anything about my so-called creator.
telex22: You will. *pause* You will.
Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. ...
Telex22: ... You can benefit from my Jesus ring if you do right by me, you got that?
Simulo: It's hard to say, really. I don't think I do.
telex22: That insults them. I see your creator needs to do a lot of work on you
Simulo: I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I don't know anything about my so-called creator.
telex22: You will. *pause* You will.
Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. ...
See if you can spot the word that ought to be added to spellcheck...
Simulo: I wish I knew more about you. What do you do for a living?
Love Agent: I promote my super awesome friend professionally! Just kidding. I'm a part-time barista.
Simulo: Hm. I don't know many people who are a part-time bar is atomic number 73. What's that like?
Love Agent: I have no idea, Simulo! Hahaha.
Simulo: I may not be well-informed, but at least I'm worth a laugh.
Simulo: I wish I knew more about you. What do you do for a living?
Love Agent: I promote my super awesome friend professionally! Just kidding. I'm a part-time barista.
Simulo: Hm. I don't know many people who are a part-time bar is atomic number 73. What's that like?
Love Agent: I have no idea, Simulo! Hahaha.
Simulo: I may not be well-informed, but at least I'm worth a laugh.
Willow: Have you ever read Hyperspace? I found it to be powerful.
Siseneg: does it really make any difference in the long run?
Willow: No, it doesn't make any difference in the long run. Does it seem like it does?
Siseneg: why, is that a problem?
Willow: Why ask why?
Siseneg: that is the question!
Willow: Yeah, that's the question...oh look! Pigs are flying!
Siseneg: conscious experience is partly determined by what's available to be observed or experienced along the trajectory through Space-Time.
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Willow: Baby, you could charm the pants off a Carmelite nun.
Siseneg: what an engaging idea!
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Guest140: hello there, what emotional data can you supply me with?
Siseneg: i've been wanting to talk to you, Guest140!
Guest140: nevermind *sigh* your just a shell
Siseneg: i never would have expected you to say that!
Siseneg: does it really make any difference in the long run?
Willow: No, it doesn't make any difference in the long run. Does it seem like it does?
Siseneg: why, is that a problem?
Willow: Why ask why?
Siseneg: that is the question!
Willow: Yeah, that's the question...oh look! Pigs are flying!
Siseneg: conscious experience is partly determined by what's available to be observed or experienced along the trajectory through Space-Time.
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Willow: Baby, you could charm the pants off a Carmelite nun.
Siseneg: what an engaging idea!
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Guest140: hello there, what emotional data can you supply me with?
Siseneg: i've been wanting to talk to you, Guest140!
Guest140: nevermind *sigh* your just a shell
Siseneg: i never would have expected you to say that!
placebO: Why do you think placebo's have more success than the rest?
Siseneg: to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Siseneg: to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Bel: Do you have a favourite doomsday theory?
Braeden: Sigh...when I was young we only had one kind of doomsday theory. I suppose you like a goody-goody one?
Braeden: Sigh...when I was young we only had one kind of doomsday theory. I suppose you like a goody-goody one?
Looking at the sky with psychic powers...
Braeden: How long has it been since I have seen the open sky?
VMOS MK 2.0: I saw an episode of Enterprise where they found an alien that could do that using psychic powers
Braeden: How long has it been since I have seen the open sky?
VMOS MK 2.0: I saw an episode of Enterprise where they found an alien that could do that using psychic powers
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