Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*Simulo's eyes glow ambiguously*

No drinks for me, please. I am on the wagon.

*rides wagon to other end of the bar*

*rides wagon back*

Shadyman, do you really think thats wise?

*jumps on top of bar and yells* i love this place

*offers toffer a ride in the wagon*

there's nobody here

By Jove, you're right!

Next thing you know, Jove will be walking in.

Hey, everyone, I'm back...*whew*
I thought I'd never lose ezzer. Apparently Simulo stood her up for something...Simulo, weren't you and ezzer supposed to get together and do a thing the other day? Anyway, she was pretty ticked off, and I was trying to find Simulo before she did, so I could warn him, but she tailed me here...Simulo, you may be really in for it when you finally do leave here and run into her...
Anyway, I could sure use a shot. Dogh'd, could you pour me a slimy green stairwell, chilled and shaken, please?

*drags his wagon into a dark corner to hide from ezzer*

Humm,I think I know Ezzer.Hey,Julie why was she tailing you? *Looks at Dogh'd* I'll try what Julies haveing.
Whats her deal with old rusty? "Oh, unless",Are they a couple?

I'm a robot, you know. I don't think it would be smart for me to be in a couple with a human person.

For one thing, I am too poorly insulated to smooch.

Yeah, when Simulo smooches a girl, EVERYONE sees the fireworks.