Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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21 years ago #3258
Simulo, the limitations of your relationship with ezzer are something that is really between you and her...have you told her how you feel? Her demeanor and a rather nasty and oddly shaped blister covering most of her upper lip (that she claims is a microwave pizza burn) lead me to believe otherwise...did you discover that you were poorly insulated through trial and error?

21 years ago #3259
*shorts out*

21 years ago #3260
*lifts an eyebrow* Oh my head,I think my beer goggle's are wearing off.
Why is Simulo alway's shorting out.
I think I'll take a look at him as soon as my head quits hurting,*holds head*

21 years ago #3261
...just as I suspected...

21 years ago #3262
*bzzzt*

21 years ago #3263
Is there a mechanic in the bar? Or at least someone with some duct tape and thick rubber soles?

21 years ago #3264
Simulo, are you gonna be all right, hon?

Anyway...it's really none of my business...I'm kinda ticked at ezzer right now, besides...

21 years ago #3265
Ok, every one step aside, I'm going to see if I can get under the hood of old Rusty here, You never know I may be able to work some magic *orders a drink first before going toward Simulo*

21 years ago #3266
Hope the drink isn't of a particularly high alcohol content. Sparks and flammable liquids make poor bedfellows.

*grabs a fire extinguisher and hovers nearby just in case*

21 years ago #3267
Oh, crap! I hadn't even thought of that!

*ducks under table, cell phone in hand*

21 years ago #3268
* BURSTS INTO FLAMES *

21 years ago #3269
*roasts a marshmallow over Simulo*


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