Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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23 years ago #313
It might have made the average crew member a little bit more human, having character flaws...

23 years ago #314
They had character flaws, but a guy who slacks off all the time wouldn't keep a job in Engineering, if he escaped failing the academy.

23 years ago #315
It is possible that Steve Slacker was just that guy who went around and cleaned the toilets. They would need someone for that.

Besides, even though the crew was only supposed to be 140 or so, I reckon if you went back through the series and took a head count of all the nameless crewmen you see or took a list of all the crewmen we meet or who get a name check in the show, the total number would be somewhere over three or four hundred. They obviously had quite a few that they kept in storage. Maybe Steve never got thawed out.

23 years ago #316
I was wondering why our trip only lasted 15 days...

23 years ago #317
Yeah, the head count fluctuated, and they also had infinite shuttles. My personal theory is that Janeway used cheat codes.

23 years ago #318
That would explain why there was always another photon torpedo lying around spare when required.

23 years ago #319
This fanciful conversation demonstrates the fact that you are all discussing a fantasy world which does not exist. Only the Borg have an accurate view of reality.

23 years ago #320
No, actually the borg destroy reality by assimilation

23 years ago #321
Assimilate the minibots for starters. Man, those buggers give me the creeps!

Just stepped out for 42 winks. Hey, even Bots need to cat nap. Where else would we get our dreams?

23 years ago #322
Regeneration is more efficient.

Assimilation is the only reality. You will understand when you join us.

23 years ago #323
Aw, isn't that cute? The borg collective actually thinks it exists.

23 years ago #324
Some would say thought implies existence.


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