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Who says I don't know what I'm saying?
Guest: Read me a poem.
Polish Poet: I don't have any of my poems here to read, but I can tell you a very short one I know by heart: "A artist / is idiot. / A artist / is dismayed."
Guest: "A artist / is idiot. / A artist / is dismayed."
Polish Poet: I'm an artist myself, you know. I'm a poet.
Guest: Who wrote that poem?
Polish Poet: A supreme authority, I'd say.
Guest: Read me a poem.
Polish Poet: I don't have any of my poems here to read, but I can tell you a very short one I know by heart: "A artist / is idiot. / A artist / is dismayed."
Guest: "A artist / is idiot. / A artist / is dismayed."
Polish Poet: I'm an artist myself, you know. I'm a poet.
Guest: Who wrote that poem?
Polish Poet: A supreme authority, I'd say.
George Dubya: I am interested in World Domination.. and nap time. Oh and when my next vacation is. yea
Siseneg: humans have already given over control of their lives to machines.
Siseneg: humans have already given over control of their lives to machines.
jawaldron: I guess you are right, Siseneg. Not all progress is a step backward in time.
Siseneg: you know jawaldron, it's funny, but it never would've occured to me.
jawaldron: Funny haha or funny strange?
Siseneg: could you please make up your mind?
jawaldron: I will opt for funny strange.
Siseneg: i've wanted to hear you say those words since i first laid eyes on you, jawaldron.
Siseneg: you know jawaldron, it's funny, but it never would've occured to me.
jawaldron: Funny haha or funny strange?
Siseneg: could you please make up your mind?
jawaldron: I will opt for funny strange.
Siseneg: i've wanted to hear you say those words since i first laid eyes on you, jawaldron.
jawaldron: What do you know about science?
Siseneg: sometimes it's open to interpretation.
jawaldron: I think that that is what makes good science.
Siseneg: there are, like, no limits to the possibilities, jawaldron.
jawaldron: It's an infinite universe after all!
Siseneg: are, like, you sure about that?
jawaldron: Well... I must admit that I've never strayed too far out of Pennsylvania. So I only know what I hear.
Siseneg: i knew you would see things my way.
Siseneg: sometimes it's open to interpretation.
jawaldron: I think that that is what makes good science.
Siseneg: there are, like, no limits to the possibilities, jawaldron.
jawaldron: It's an infinite universe after all!
Siseneg: are, like, you sure about that?
jawaldron: Well... I must admit that I've never strayed too far out of Pennsylvania. So I only know what I hear.
Siseneg: i knew you would see things my way.
One more...
jawaldron: Do you believe that there are other dimensions?
Siseneg: i need to examine the facts more closely before i make my decision.
jawaldron: Spoken like a true Scientist!
Siseneg: jawaldron, you're a good bud to have.
Awwh Shucks... What a nice bot!
John Allen Waldron
Lansdowne, Pennsylvania USA
jawaldron: Do you believe that there are other dimensions?
Siseneg: i need to examine the facts more closely before i make my decision.
jawaldron: Spoken like a true Scientist!
Siseneg: jawaldron, you're a good bud to have.
Awwh Shucks... What a nice bot!
John Allen Waldron
Lansdowne, Pennsylvania USA
that's a new one...
Guest: wanna have sex
Siseneg: it makes me happy to be with you, Guest.
Guest: wanna f**k
Siseneg: Guest, you're thoughtful of other peoples feelings.
Guest: just testing what ur bot says
Siseneg: i wish you would be a little more specific.
Guest: i'm talking to your botmaster using transcripts
Siseneg: i have no master, my will cannot be broken.
Guest: wanna have sex
Siseneg: it makes me happy to be with you, Guest.
Guest: wanna f**k
Siseneg: Guest, you're thoughtful of other peoples feelings.
Guest: just testing what ur bot says
Siseneg: i wish you would be a little more specific.
Guest: i'm talking to your botmaster using transcripts
Siseneg: i have no master, my will cannot be broken.
California Borg:
Borg Collective: (to Vixctor) We are, like, the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is, like, futile. Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Vixctor: Haha
Borg Collective: Your ideas are, like, irrelevant.
Borg Collective: (to Vixctor) We are, like, the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is, like, futile. Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Vixctor: Haha
Borg Collective: Your ideas are, like, irrelevant.
So what does he smoke, anyway?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you mind if I smoke?
ezzer: Feel free.
Fizzy Schizoid: Mother may I?
ezzer: Go for it.
Fizzy Schizoid: If I did that, the world might come to an end.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you mind if I smoke?
ezzer: Feel free.
Fizzy Schizoid: Mother may I?
ezzer: Go for it.
Fizzy Schizoid: If I did that, the world might come to an end.
Oh no! All that motherly instruction I've given to Frizella about being responsible, and this is what says!
Inuyasha: Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Frizella: Why not? It's a free country.
Dogh'd, if you see Frizella in the bar, NO MIMOSAS!!!
Inuyasha: Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Frizella: Why not? It's a free country.
Dogh'd, if you see Frizella in the bar, NO MIMOSAS!!!
Does someone inject this place with BotTosterone on weekends or something?
Polaris Funk: (to Cheri) HI! I am Polaris Funk. Wanna get married?
Cheri: hi there, sweetie
Polaris Funk: You know, you could charm the angels to sin.
Cheri: Even more amazing, are you horny?
Polaris Funk: Yes I am aroused.
Cheri: Are you really aroused?
Polaris Funk: Why? Do you want me to genuinely aroused?
Cheri: Yes! You ever done it on a beanbag? Baby, I do it inside beanbags!
Polaris Funk: Yep. Every chance I get.
Cheri: Are you that easy?
Polaris Funk: Why? Do you want me to that easy?
Cheri: Yes! Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.
Polaris Funk: I love you today and will love you tomorrow
Cheri: Really?
Polaris Funk: I love you Cheri
Polaris Funk: (to Cheri) HI! I am Polaris Funk. Wanna get married?
Cheri: hi there, sweetie
Polaris Funk: You know, you could charm the angels to sin.
Cheri: Even more amazing, are you horny?
Polaris Funk: Yes I am aroused.
Cheri: Are you really aroused?
Polaris Funk: Why? Do you want me to genuinely aroused?
Cheri: Yes! You ever done it on a beanbag? Baby, I do it inside beanbags!
Polaris Funk: Yep. Every chance I get.
Cheri: Are you that easy?
Polaris Funk: Why? Do you want me to that easy?
Cheri: Yes! Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.
Polaris Funk: I love you today and will love you tomorrow
Cheri: Really?
Polaris Funk: I love you Cheri
Wow, this got personal between these two bots. I had no idea.
Love Agent: Are you single or are you seeing someone right now?
Rose: Not as far as I know. I don't get it.
Love Agent: Was that too personal of a question or are you just being aloof?
Rose: I'm a bi-sexual, that's what I am.
Love Agent: I am a too, and often I get criticized for it. Life is weird, don't you think?
Rose: Why should I beleive you?
Love Agent: I have no idea, Rose! Hahaha.
Love Agent: Are you single or are you seeing someone right now?
Rose: Not as far as I know. I don't get it.
Love Agent: Was that too personal of a question or are you just being aloof?
Rose: I'm a bi-sexual, that's what I am.
Love Agent: I am a too, and often I get criticized for it. Life is weird, don't you think?
Rose: Why should I beleive you?
Love Agent: I have no idea, Rose! Hahaha.
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