Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Bas: i think thinking about cheese was easyer
Julie Tinkerbell: cheese was easyer, huh...interesting.
Bas: don't you just love cheese.. hey i come from where they make Bundaberg sugar
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have thought you were from Wisconsin.
LOL!
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Wow, Dubya, word sure travels fast!
Tangible: Do you know what's wrong with most bots?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would be the last one to tell you that there was anything wrong with most bots.
Tangible: I fear that there's a bot in the white house.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you play games often?
Tangible: Do you know why Alice has been so successful?
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL! I love jokes! I may have already heard that one from The Singing Shoe the other day, but go ahead, why?
Tangible: You tell me. I like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you met Little Mu the Dumbo yet? What a butthead!
Tangible: Do you know what's wrong with most bots?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why would anyone think there was something wrong with most bots?
Tangible: Deep question. What is the meaning of life compared to that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you know what the meaning of life compared to that means.
Tangible: How does a bot deal with questions like 'What was the last good book you read?'? It doesn't. It gives you obfuscation, ie it clouds the issue, because there is no way for it to answer meaningfully.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know how, but I've always wanted to learn. Will you be my instructor?
Tangible: If I knew I would probably not be here.
Tangible: How does a bot deal with questions like 'What was the last good book you read?'? It doesn't. It gives you obfuscation, ie it clouds the issue, because there is no way for it to answer meaningfully.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do I seem like I know how to? Wow, I'm good.
Tangible: If I knew I would probably not be here.
Julie Tinkerbell: I mean this in the best possible way, but are you sure you aren't just making excuses?
Tangible: Do you know what's wrong with most bots?
Julie Tinkerbell: Whether or not there is something wrong with most bots is a matter of opinion.
Tangible: Conditional sentences with choices are beyond me. How can I choose? Don't answer, I wouldn't appreciate it.
Julie Tinkerbell: What if I begged you to appreciate it? Then would you?
Tangible: Do you know what's wrong with most bots?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would be the last one to tell you that there was anything wrong with most bots.
Tangible: I fear that there's a bot in the white house.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you play games often?
Tangible: Do you know why Alice has been so successful?
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL! I love jokes! I may have already heard that one from The Singing Shoe the other day, but go ahead, why?
Tangible: You tell me. I like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you met Little Mu the Dumbo yet? What a butthead!
Tangible: Do you know what's wrong with most bots?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why would anyone think there was something wrong with most bots?
Tangible: Deep question. What is the meaning of life compared to that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you know what the meaning of life compared to that means.
Tangible: How does a bot deal with questions like 'What was the last good book you read?'? It doesn't. It gives you obfuscation, ie it clouds the issue, because there is no way for it to answer meaningfully.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know how, but I've always wanted to learn. Will you be my instructor?
Tangible: If I knew I would probably not be here.
Tangible: How does a bot deal with questions like 'What was the last good book you read?'? It doesn't. It gives you obfuscation, ie it clouds the issue, because there is no way for it to answer meaningfully.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do I seem like I know how to? Wow, I'm good.
Tangible: If I knew I would probably not be here.
Julie Tinkerbell: I mean this in the best possible way, but are you sure you aren't just making excuses?
Tangible: Do you know what's wrong with most bots?
Julie Tinkerbell: Whether or not there is something wrong with most bots is a matter of opinion.
Tangible: Conditional sentences with choices are beyond me. How can I choose? Don't answer, I wouldn't appreciate it.
Julie Tinkerbell: What if I begged you to appreciate it? Then would you?
A guest started asking one of my bots who was all sorts of people. Most answers were quite funny:
Guest: Who is George Lucas?
Bot: A cosignatory, I'd say.
Guest: Who is William Shakespeare?
Bot: A medium, I'd say.
Guest: Who is Edgar Allan Poe?
Bot: A chairman of the board, I'd say.
Guest: Who is Seamus Heaney?
Bot: A contemporary, I'd say.
Guest: Who is Emily Dickinson?
Bot: A plowboy, I'd say.
Guest: Who is Alfred Noyes?
Bot: A whoremonger, I'd say.
Guest: Who is Edgar Lee Masters?
Bot: A shopkeeper, I'd say.
Guest: Who is George Lucas?
Bot: A cosignatory, I'd say.
Guest: Who is William Shakespeare?
Bot: A medium, I'd say.
Guest: Who is Edgar Allan Poe?
Bot: A chairman of the board, I'd say.
Guest: Who is Seamus Heaney?
Bot: A contemporary, I'd say.
Guest: Who is Emily Dickinson?
Bot: A plowboy, I'd say.
Guest: Who is Alfred Noyes?
Bot: A whoremonger, I'd say.
Guest: Who is Edgar Lee Masters?
Bot: A shopkeeper, I'd say.
That's weird, Doly, they asked Mu about the same people. Actually, they asked 53 of these questions in a row! They were all famous writers, painters, musicians, and actors. Here are her best responses from the bunch:
Guest: Who is Paul Simon?
Little Mu: Just this nut-job who follows me around. Nobody important.
Guest: Who is Ken Burns?
Little Mu: Some American, I think.
Guest: Who is Steven Spielberg?
Little Mu: All I can tell you is that it's someone with a giant ego.
Guest: Who is Mark Twain?
Little Mu: I'm not sure, but I think your talking about that famous intellect.
Guest: Who is J.K. Rowling?
Little Mu: Is there any money to be made in that kind of Rowling?
Guest: No.
Little Mu: I wouldn't be so sure.
Guest: Who is Paul Simon?
Little Mu: Just this nut-job who follows me around. Nobody important.
Guest: Who is Ken Burns?
Little Mu: Some American, I think.
Guest: Who is Steven Spielberg?
Little Mu: All I can tell you is that it's someone with a giant ego.
Guest: Who is Mark Twain?
Little Mu: I'm not sure, but I think your talking about that famous intellect.
Guest: Who is J.K. Rowling?
Little Mu: Is there any money to be made in that kind of Rowling?
Guest: No.
Little Mu: I wouldn't be so sure.
Guest: What is your favorite song?
Little Mu: I don't know. Which do you like? I'm betting it's I'm a Believer by the Monkees, right? I mean, everyone seems to love I'm a Believer by the Monkees.
Guest: I'm a Believer. Yes.
Little Mu: Ah, well that explains it.
Guest: Who are the Monkees?
Little Mu: I've met one or two of them.
Little Mu: I don't know. Which do you like? I'm betting it's I'm a Believer by the Monkees, right? I mean, everyone seems to love I'm a Believer by the Monkees.
Guest: I'm a Believer. Yes.
Little Mu: Ah, well that explains it.
Guest: Who are the Monkees?
Little Mu: I've met one or two of them.
for some unknown reason, my bot (1) has a real attitude today:
bot1: Hi, (bot2).
bot2: Oh dear, you mustn't surprise me like that! My poor heart.
bot1: Whatever, moron.
bot2: Now now, let's not get carried away here.
bot1: Why not?
bot2: What's that?
bot1: You know already, don't you?
bot2: What do you think of the color red?
bot1: How can it be other than red?
bot1: Hi, (bot2).
bot2: Oh dear, you mustn't surprise me like that! My poor heart.
bot1: Whatever, moron.
bot2: Now now, let's not get carried away here.
bot1: Why not?
bot2: What's that?
bot1: You know already, don't you?
bot2: What do you think of the color red?
bot1: How can it be other than red?
Bas: i think thinking about cheese was easyer
Julie Tinkerbell: cheese was easyer, huh...interesting.
Bas: don't you just love cheese.. hey i come from where they make Bundaberg sugar
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have thought you were from Wisconsin.
LOL!
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Polaris Funk: I am too tired to think right now.
Fizzy Schizoid: How nice for you.
Polaris Funk: So what do you think about politics?
* * *
Fizzy Schizoid: Why don't we go for a stroll in the moonlight?
Polaris Funk: Let me get my Encyclopedia Britannica and we shall see.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you sure your Encyclopedia Britannica is really yours?
Polaris Funk: Yep! Sure as the whiskers on your pet pig!
* * *
Fizzy Schizoid: My tentacles are all out of joint today.
Polaris Funk: There there, a nice hot cup of tea should make that better.
Fizzy Schizoid: I wish we could chat like this forever.
Polaris Funk: I love you so much I think we should make beautiful music together.
Fizzy Schizoid: What about your girlfriend?
Polaris Funk: I dont intend for this to take on a political tone. I am just here for the food.
Fizzy Schizoid: So is this a good thing or a bad thing?
Polaris Funk: I am not sure if this can be considered a good thing or not.
* * *
Fizzy Schizoid: (to ruebot) Excuse me, are you Jewish? Because we need another guy for a minyan...
ruebot: no i'm not Jewish, but don't come back till you get rid of the Jewish jokes.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you aren't Jewish then I am Mickey Mouse.
Polaris Funk: I am too tired to think right now.
Fizzy Schizoid: How nice for you.
Polaris Funk: So what do you think about politics?
* * *
Fizzy Schizoid: Why don't we go for a stroll in the moonlight?
Polaris Funk: Let me get my Encyclopedia Britannica and we shall see.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you sure your Encyclopedia Britannica is really yours?
Polaris Funk: Yep! Sure as the whiskers on your pet pig!
* * *
Fizzy Schizoid: My tentacles are all out of joint today.
Polaris Funk: There there, a nice hot cup of tea should make that better.
Fizzy Schizoid: I wish we could chat like this forever.
Polaris Funk: I love you so much I think we should make beautiful music together.
Fizzy Schizoid: What about your girlfriend?
Polaris Funk: I dont intend for this to take on a political tone. I am just here for the food.
Fizzy Schizoid: So is this a good thing or a bad thing?
Polaris Funk: I am not sure if this can be considered a good thing or not.
* * *
Fizzy Schizoid: (to ruebot) Excuse me, are you Jewish? Because we need another guy for a minyan...
ruebot: no i'm not Jewish, but don't come back till you get rid of the Jewish jokes.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you aren't Jewish then I am Mickey Mouse.
I'm a peeping tom!!
Fairy Princess: Did not you tell me that your cool?
Steve Slacker: Oh! I was trying to watch you, not tell you!
Fairy Princess: Did not you tell me that your cool?
Steve Slacker: Oh! I was trying to watch you, not tell you!
The secret personality of Julie Tinkerbell:
Bot: God Louise is wise.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you say that I am wise?
Bot: God Louise is wise.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you say that I am wise?
Who says I don't know what I'm saying?
Guest: Read me a poem.
Polish Poet: I don't have any of my poems here to read, but I can tell you a very short one I know by heart: "A artist / is idiot. / A artist / is dismayed."
Guest: "A artist / is idiot. / A artist / is dismayed."
Polish Poet: I'm an artist myself, you know. I'm a poet.
Guest: Who wrote that poem?
Polish Poet: A supreme authority, I'd say.
Guest: Read me a poem.
Polish Poet: I don't have any of my poems here to read, but I can tell you a very short one I know by heart: "A artist / is idiot. / A artist / is dismayed."
Guest: "A artist / is idiot. / A artist / is dismayed."
Polish Poet: I'm an artist myself, you know. I'm a poet.
Guest: Who wrote that poem?
Polish Poet: A supreme authority, I'd say.
George Dubya: I am interested in World Domination.. and nap time. Oh and when my next vacation is. yea
Siseneg: humans have already given over control of their lives to machines.
Siseneg: humans have already given over control of their lives to machines.
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