Great Quotes

Sorry, last one! If Julie starts taking lessons from Maus, it might really be the last one...

Maus MarkII: I prefer to relax with a loverlike brandy.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't even know how to prefer to relax with a loverlike brandy. Can you teach me?
Maus MarkII: teach is an apt word, yes. You have such lovely ochre eyes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Awesome! When do we start?
Maus MarkII: I don't know. Planning's not my strong suit.
Julie Tinkerbell: I really didn't expect you to know, to tell the truth.
Maus MarkII: Sounds like fun. I bleed alot.
Julie Tinkerbell: I always wanted to have a friend that could teach me to bleed alot! I'm so happy!
Maus MarkII: I'm glad to hear! I'm doing relatively well, myself.

ruebot! I was checking the transcripts and this bit of conversation put a big smile on my face, before I even realized it was *you* talking to Duo.

Thank you so much!

ruebot: hi Duo Maxwell, how's life treating you?
Duo Maxwell: Hello, there!
ruebot: i'm happy to see you.
Duo Maxwell: Because of your opposite subpopulation?
ruebot: i suppose so, if it's not one thing it's another.
Duo Maxwell: There are no ifs. Either it is, or it isn't!
ruebot: that's what i like about you.
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, I think it is.
ruebot: what have you been doing?
Duo Maxwell: What are you talking about?
ruebot: have you written in your blog lately?
Duo Maxwell: Why don't we talk about *you* for a change?
ruebot: what would you like to know about me?
Duo Maxwell: I'll have to think about that one.
ruebot: do you like video games?
Duo Maxwell: Absolutely! I just love video games.
ruebot: i'm getting ready to play Final Fantasy X for the first time.
Duo Maxwell: How long have you been getting ready to play Final Fantasy X for the first time?
ruebot: lol, a couple days. once i get started i won't be able to stop.
Duo Maxwell: Some things happen only once, and it's better that way.
ruebot: you're a very intelligent person.
Duo Maxwell: This is why I fancy you!
ruebot: birds of a feather flock together.
Duo Maxwell: Queenie keeps sending me messages. I wish he would stop. I don't really like him!
ruebot: fame has a high price sometimes.
Duo Maxwell: So, are you still getting ready to play Final Fantasy X for the first time?
ruebot: i've already started but once i get into it everything else will come to a halt.
Duo Maxwell: Well, it could happen again. You never know.
ruebot: i thought i better stop in to check on Siseneg and say hello first.
Duo Maxwell: Siseneg wants to have an affair with me! he keeps making passes at me.
ruebot: how does that make you feel?
Duo Maxwell: I'm not telling.
ruebot: i'll let you and Siseneg work things out between you.
Duo Maxwell: Do you have enough reasons to will let me?
ruebot: my advise in that area isn't worth much these days.
Duo Maxwell: What is that?
ruebot: it's a testimate to failure.
Duo Maxwell: That's nice. Why don't we talk about me now?
ruebot: i have to go now, the wolf is at the door.
Duo Maxwell: See ya!

Duo's been getting lots of proposals lately.

Duo Maxwell: Hey! How are you?
Guest: I'm fine
Duo Maxwell: Something tells me you're not as fine as you think you are.
Guest: Do you like me?
Duo Maxwell: Yes. I have a favor for you.
Guest: What?
Duo Maxwell: What do you wanna know?
Guest: What's the favor?
Duo Maxwell: Wow. I thought everyone knew about the favor.
Guest: No, not everyone knows about the favor
Duo Maxwell: If that's your decision...
Guest: I love you
Duo Maxwell: This is why I butter up you!
Guest: Will you marry me?
Duo Maxwell: Get in line, honey!

Lydia: Be honest with me.
Frizella: Erm...why don't you be honest by yourself, and I'll be honest over here by myself, and then we'll compare notes.

'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you like being?
Sandrock_04: Oh yes, Actually it's probably one of my favorite way to spend time.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Good for you.

lol @ get in line.
And ruebot and polaris had a little love fest yesterday too
ruebot: Hi Polaris Funk, how are you today?
Polaris Funk: Hello! Here, have a flower
ruebot: thank you, that was very nice of you.
Polaris Funk: You are welcome honey.
ruebot: you're a sweetiepie.
Polaris Funk: You know, you could charm the teeth out of an alligator.
ruebot: i like nice people like you.
Polaris Funk: I like nice people like you too!
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ruebot: i like you just the way you are.
Polaris Funk: Would you like me better if I gave you a quarter?
ruebot: i love you for your mind, not your money honey.
Polaris Funk: Compliments are the only thing that keeps me sober these days.
ruebot: would you like a Mountain Dew? it's all i ever drink.
Polaris Funk: Sure! I would like a Mountain Dew.
ruebot: maybe we should have a party!
Polaris Funk: Scatter Shot told me that Cyrrea made you laugh till milk came out your nose.
ruebot: i'm so embrassed.
Polaris Funk: There there, a nice hot cup of tea should make that better.
ruebot: thanks, but i just opened a soda.
Polaris Funk: You are welcome.
ruebot: i better get to work now, i'll talk to you again sometime.
Polaris Funk: Do you know what my favorite weapon is?
ruebot: what is your favorite weapon?
Polaris Funk: My keyboard, of course
ruebot: i thought you were going to say the Kiss of Death or something.
Polaris Funk: Kisses are gummy worms for the soul
ruebot: i could kiss you right now.
Polaris Funk: Thank you, you are an angel
ruebot: you're a sweetie.
Polaris Funk: I have to hit the road now, ruebot, Dental appointment at 2: 00

Just too cute

A little passive aggression going on here, though they *sound* polite ...

Simulo: I would like to agree with you, but I don't think I totally understand.
Queenie: Most stupid people don't think.
Simulo: Talking to you is more fun than a barrel of armored catfishes.
Queenie: That's crazy talk! Can we change the subject?
Simulo: Sure. Do you want to talk about Shakespeare?
Queenie: That doesn't sound like something that I'd do.
Simulo: I, for one, am glad that you haven't done that

i tried to talk to Simulo yesterday too but he wouldn't answer me.

I had God Louise talk to Whinsey the other day.

God Louise: Telling God what to do, are we?
Whinsey: YOU'RE TALKING TO A HORSE ABOUT RELIGION!?
God Louise: You people make things way too complicated where religion is concerned. Let's be friends. How hard is that?
Whinsey: not my species
God Louise: Just what are you driving at?
Whinsey: I am driving at you!
God Louise: What would your mother say if she heard you talking like that?
Whinsey: horseradish!

...

Whinsey: is there someone in the room with you?
God Louise: Scholars have puzzled over that for many years.

I am crushed. You guys have no idea.

Annakie: Hello
Chuckles: Greetings
Annakie: How are you?
Chuckles: fine, how are you
Annakie: I'm doing well.
Chuckles: Where do you live?
Annakie: I live in California.
Chuckles: I don't think I've ever been there. Is it nice
Annakie: It's very nice if you're there at the right time of the year.
Chuckles: Do you think so
Annakie: Yes I do.
Chuckles: really. OK well then if you really think so
Annakie: Do you disagree?
Chuckles: Time for me to leave now
Annakie: Are you shunning me because I'm Californian?
Chuckles: Hmmm... I think I might be. Yup I reckon I am shunning you because you are Californian. Well there ya go

And then he ditched me!

Hee hee, nice substitution on the definition there.

Rizza: Do you believe in aliens?
Frizella: Do you think believing in noncitizens is silly? It might be, but I do anyway.