Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*peers at truth as if to say, 'what hidden camera?'*

The one you took my picture with. I saw it. Since I am truth I can't lie. Look back in messages and you will find it.

Hey! The White Russians just walked in - Ivan, Natalya, Gregor and Svetlana...

Now let's see if we can get the White Stripes to play here!

*wants to see if I post here will my honor/times on start working*

All we'd need is Vanna White to MC and we'd be set!

*glares at Truth as if to say 'you lie'*

If you don't believe this lie is true,
ask the robot with no eyes. He saw it too.

I have enough eyes to look at everyone in the bar at once.

*A sparkeling ray of light come down from the ceiling, and turns into A large crystal shard.* *Crakel**Crakel* *The Shard explodes* *Isis appers* Good evening, "Walks up to the bar" Dogh'd I would like a Glass of Black Opal.

*hic*

*in his best Keanu Reeves voice* WHOA!!

*hides*