Seasons

Got this from a friend
Top Ten Dick Cheney Excuses

10. "Heart palpitation caused trigger finger to spasm"

9. "Wanted to get the Iraq mess off the front page"

8. "Not enough Jim Beam"

7. "Trying to stop the spread of bird flu"

6. "I love to shoot people"

5. "Guy was making cracks about my lesbian daughter"

4. "I thought the guy was trying to go 'gay cowboy' on me"

3. "Excuse? I hit him, didn't I?"

2. "Until Democrats approve medicare reform, we have to make some tough choices for the elderly"

1. "Made a bet with Gretzky's wife"

I believe that list was from David Letterman.

If it's got ten entries, and it's funny, that's usually a good bet.

*facepalm*

[sarcasm]Ouch, right in the feelings. Why don't ya just give me a paper cut and pour lemon juice on it while you're at it?[/sarcasm]

Sorry.. project "Ignore" is GO!

Sounds good to me. Maybe if we pretend the problem doesn't exist for long enough, it will go away.

Project Ignore, which could be summed up as:

'Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.'

Good idea, Connery

'Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.'

so, error-free silent response - a smother for moody havoc

Beautiful!

*applause* at Psimagus

Shunning, or ostracism, is actually one of the oldest social methods of dealing with someone who isn't following the rules. Acting as if the person does not exist and completely excluding them from all interactions really does eventually stop their disruptiveness.
I've been thinking of suggesting a shunning for a while now, but I've been enjoying psimagus's anagram retorts too much.

*reads above entry* My god I sound like an encyclopedia, somebody shoot me.