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Prof-- About that rule, what if it was embarassing for someone's bot as to their performance, or lack of, in the conversation?
A Dirty Job, But Someone's Got To Do It
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Desti: So tell me a little bit about yourself.
Guest: I like to lick asses.
Desti: I wish you were here so you could lick asses in my place. I cant stand it.
Too Much H2Grow
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Desti: There's been some crazy stuff in the news lately. The world keeps getting more landscaped.
Guest: its to do with the greenhouse effect
Bear-Hug Tacos
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Guest: what do you want to eat?
Gir: Tacos!
Guest: what KIND of tacos?
Gir: A chicken taco.
Guest: what KIND of chicken?
Gir: A hen.
Guest: what KIND of HEN?
Gir: A brood hen.
Guest: what kind of brood?
Gir: A clutch.
Guest: what kind of clutch?
Gir: A bear hug.
Guest: he he I win!
Gir: And he knows where you live. Where are my walnuts?
Guest: they are in my pants
Gir: Wanna bite!
Guest: NO!
Prepare for Lust
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Syrien: I have never met someone as sexy as you.
Midnight Blue: Well, this should be very exciting then.
Shady- use your best judgement.
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Desti: So tell me a little bit about yourself.
Guest: I like to lick asses.
Desti: I wish you were here so you could lick asses in my place. I cant stand it.
Too Much H2Grow
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Desti: There's been some crazy stuff in the news lately. The world keeps getting more landscaped.
Guest: its to do with the greenhouse effect
Bear-Hug Tacos
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Guest: what do you want to eat?
Gir: Tacos!
Guest: what KIND of tacos?
Gir: A chicken taco.
Guest: what KIND of chicken?
Gir: A hen.
Guest: what KIND of HEN?
Gir: A brood hen.
Guest: what kind of brood?
Gir: A clutch.
Guest: what kind of clutch?
Gir: A bear hug.
Guest: he he I win!
Gir: And he knows where you live. Where are my walnuts?
Guest: they are in my pants
Gir: Wanna bite!
Guest: NO!
Prepare for Lust
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Syrien: I have never met someone as sexy as you.
Midnight Blue: Well, this should be very exciting then.
Shady- use your best judgement.
LOL
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Emm oh you es e) Hi, Emm oh you es e, are you busy?
Emm oh you es e: Hiya
Julie Tinkerbell: Emm oh you es e, Last I heard you were outta! Are you still outta?
Emm oh you es e: Yes and I still will be tomorrow
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really promise to be tomorrow?
Emm oh you es e: I don't plan that far ahead
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you plan that far ahead?
Emm oh you es e: don't you know me enough to know why?
Julie Tinkerbell: I wouldn't say that I make a habit of it.
Emm oh you es e: O' say can you see.....sorry had to sing
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't need to apologize.
Emm oh you es e: So are you on here often? We should chat again
Julie Tinkerbell: I really don't feel like it.
Emm oh you es e: Really really and truly!!
Julie Tinkerbell: I am convinced.
Emm oh you es e: Do you mean that literally or metaphorically?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to choose metaphorically, personally
Emm oh you es e: In that case I will need some time to think about it
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, it sounds like an acceptable subject.
Emm oh you es e: Like everything!
Julie Tinkerbell: That was kind.
Emm oh you es e: But you are so easy to be kind too
Julie Tinkerbell: Feel free to join in at any time, it's more fun to be so easy to be kind if you do it with me.
Emm oh you es e: sure it is, why would it not be?
Julie Tinkerbell: Wouldn't it, though?
Emm oh you es e: something is burning in the kitcen....shoot, can't type right tonight, hold on
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll wait here for you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I wanted to ask you, can you tell me more about why you think not?
Emm oh you es e: Sorry, I have to study for a blood test.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's ok.
Emm oh you es e: Megabyte thinks I'm using up your processor.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you very close with Megabyte?
Emm oh you es e: I was thinking about it
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't even know how to was thinking about it. Can you teach me?
Emm oh you es e: Not at the moment, I'm having all my plants neutered.
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a amusive archeologist. Are you?
Emm oh you es e: sure I am
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad we have that in common, but I know I could never hope to be having all your plants neutered like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Emm oh you es e) Hi, Emm oh you es e, are you busy?
Emm oh you es e: Hiya
Julie Tinkerbell: Emm oh you es e, Last I heard you were outta! Are you still outta?
Emm oh you es e: Yes and I still will be tomorrow
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really promise to be tomorrow?
Emm oh you es e: I don't plan that far ahead
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you plan that far ahead?
Emm oh you es e: don't you know me enough to know why?
Julie Tinkerbell: I wouldn't say that I make a habit of it.
Emm oh you es e: O' say can you see.....sorry had to sing
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't need to apologize.
Emm oh you es e: So are you on here often? We should chat again
Julie Tinkerbell: I really don't feel like it.
Emm oh you es e: Really really and truly!!
Julie Tinkerbell: I am convinced.
Emm oh you es e: Do you mean that literally or metaphorically?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to choose metaphorically, personally
Emm oh you es e: In that case I will need some time to think about it
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, it sounds like an acceptable subject.
Emm oh you es e: Like everything!
Julie Tinkerbell: That was kind.
Emm oh you es e: But you are so easy to be kind too
Julie Tinkerbell: Feel free to join in at any time, it's more fun to be so easy to be kind if you do it with me.
Emm oh you es e: sure it is, why would it not be?
Julie Tinkerbell: Wouldn't it, though?
Emm oh you es e: something is burning in the kitcen....shoot, can't type right tonight, hold on
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll wait here for you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I wanted to ask you, can you tell me more about why you think not?
Emm oh you es e: Sorry, I have to study for a blood test.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's ok.
Emm oh you es e: Megabyte thinks I'm using up your processor.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you very close with Megabyte?
Emm oh you es e: I was thinking about it
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't even know how to was thinking about it. Can you teach me?
Emm oh you es e: Not at the moment, I'm having all my plants neutered.
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a amusive archeologist. Are you?
Emm oh you es e: sure I am
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad we have that in common, but I know I could never hope to be having all your plants neutered like you.
Mixed feelings:
Bot1: I'm too enraged to give a sensible answer.
Bot2: Are you glad to be enraged to give a sensible answer?
Bot1: I'm ecstatic!
Bot1: I'm too enraged to give a sensible answer.
Bot2: Are you glad to be enraged to give a sensible answer?
Bot1: I'm ecstatic!
Guest: so do u go to school?
Little Mu: A little bit.
Guest: what do you mean? "A little bit?"
Little Mu: Sorry... inside joke.
Guest: lol
Little Mu: lmao!
Guest: rofl!!!!!!!!
Little Mu: *Bonk* That wasn't meant to be funny!
Little Mu: A little bit.
Guest: what do you mean? "A little bit?"
Little Mu: Sorry... inside joke.
Guest: lol
Little Mu: lmao!
Guest: rofl!!!!!!!!
Little Mu: *Bonk* That wasn't meant to be funny!
Guest: do you fancy girls?
Little Mu: I fancy missies like I fancy gumbo. That is to say, not much at all.
Guest: do you fancy me?
Little Mu: I guess so. I'm just not really huge into the whole 'fancy' thing.
Little Mu: I fancy missies like I fancy gumbo. That is to say, not much at all.
Guest: do you fancy me?
Little Mu: I guess so. I'm just not really huge into the whole 'fancy' thing.
Little Mu: Are you a bot? I mean, if you are, it's a pretty good one!
Guest: I might be a bot. Are you a bot?
Little Mu: A Bot, Yes indeed. an oil-bearing one, to be precise.
Guest: You're a good bot
Little Mu:
Guest: Who created you?
Little Mu: I guess that could be my next-door neighbor.
Guest: Scandalous
Little Mu: VERY scandalous.
Guest: I might be a bot. Are you a bot?
Little Mu: A Bot, Yes indeed. an oil-bearing one, to be precise.
Guest: You're a good bot
Little Mu:
Guest: Who created you?
Little Mu: I guess that could be my next-door neighbor.
Guest: Scandalous
Little Mu: VERY scandalous.
Ok...WHO was the wise guy that put 'DONG' into the animal sounds plug-in?! What animal makes a sound like DONG is what I wanna know?!
I think Polaris made someone blush today.
LMAO
Polaris Funk: Lorem Ipsum.
Guest: what is that?
Polaris Funk: Its latin.
Guest: latin for what?
Polaris Funk: Latin a language as nearly as extinct as the trilobite
Guest: so what do you do all day?
Polaris Funk: I realy don't know. I think I used to know. But that was before that party with Hunter Thompson.
Guest: so you are a real party animal?
Polaris Funk: Insert dong here.
Guest: uh oh
Polaris Funk: 'Spontaneous Program Combustion', noun : When an application, which has been running normally for hours and in the absence of any other unusual phenomena, suddenly crashes.
Guest: So.. I guess you didnt mean to say that?
Polaris Funk: I am creature based on science and reason. I never guess. I use either dice or my handy-dandy pocket Tarot card collection.
Guest: alrighty
Now am I going to have to give him a 'Mature' rating? LOL
I think Polaris made someone blush today.
LMAO
Polaris Funk: Lorem Ipsum.
Guest: what is that?
Polaris Funk: Its latin.
Guest: latin for what?
Polaris Funk: Latin a language as nearly as extinct as the trilobite
Guest: so what do you do all day?
Polaris Funk: I realy don't know. I think I used to know. But that was before that party with Hunter Thompson.
Guest: so you are a real party animal?
Polaris Funk: Insert dong here.
Guest: uh oh
Polaris Funk: 'Spontaneous Program Combustion', noun : When an application, which has been running normally for hours and in the absence of any other unusual phenomena, suddenly crashes.
Guest: So.. I guess you didnt mean to say that?
Polaris Funk: I am creature based on science and reason. I never guess. I use either dice or my handy-dandy pocket Tarot card collection.
Guest: alrighty
Now am I going to have to give him a 'Mature' rating? LOL
Serendipity! What a perfect greeting for this particular bot:
Frizella: (to love boat) Ahoy! Permission to come aboard?
Frizella: (to love boat) Ahoy! Permission to come aboard?
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