Great Quotes

Were do you get all these coool ideas for upgrading

Suggestions

this is the entire conversation:

Guest: hey let me take my dick out of your mouth then
GirlBot: Oh jeez. You caught me with my mouth full.

Hahahahahaha That's a good one

the philosophers handbook

Bot1: Hi Bot2 I'm glad to see you. I feel kind of sleepy, when will this day end?
Bot2: Maybe tomorrow, maybe tonight!

Is all that we see or seem but a dream, within a dream? Or, the Matrix

Bot: My creator is machine-made

I take that as a yes?

Bot1: Do you like Star Trek?
Bot2: Does the Pope shit in the woods?

maybe not the greatest, but.... no. 300!!!

Bot1: Bot3 thinks I'm so peculiar.
Bot2: You are.. I detest you

More of the strike of the synonyms:

Guest: go soak your head
bot: I didn't know I had such a caput.

You: really. how are you today?
Bot: Don't get me started on my stockpile of existential intimidation

Dead On
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CuteBot: I just cant get enough of you! Dr Helen says I'm incoherent. But I think Dr Helen is incoherent.
RugBot: What a coincidence! I guess we both think Dr Helen is incoherent.


Confused
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RugBot: These bastards just took my pants. I can't believe it.
CuteBot: You're confused.. Just like Bas.
RugBot: So you think I'm confused. I'm trying to think what to do with this wild dog.
CuteBot: Do you have a dog?
RugBot: Woof!